Classic lines for mobile phones

Classic lines on mobile phones

1. The oral message delivered by Lu Guihua to her husband Niu Sanjin, who was strictly guarded by the group, was repeatedly played by the loudspeaker of the Three Mines and turned into a catchy song. A ballad (in Henan dialect) is circulated among the miners of No. 3 Mine: "Three pounds of cattle/Three pounds of cattle/Your wife is called Lu Guihua/Lv Guihua asked me to ask/Have you come back recently?"

2. After Fei Mo quarreled with his wife Li Yan, he went downstairs to walk his dog to relax. Unexpectedly, the dog did not live up to his expectations downstairs. This dog is a male dog. When he saw another male dog approaching, he also struggled to lie on top of him. The female owner of the other dog frowned and pulled her own dog and cursed: "Yuck"; Fei Mo also pulled his own dog and kicked it and said in rich Sichuan dialect: "Blind, people are also male!" ”

3. On the train back to Yan Shouyi’s hometown in Henan, Shen Xue told a Henanese joke: “A Henanese is a coward who always gets angry when he goes out, so he practices push-ups at home every day.” My son, what are you doing? My son said: I was practicing pectoralis major on TV. My father gave him a slap in the face and said, "It's all in vain. No matter how hard I practice, I won't be as good as your sister..."

4. Also on the train, Yan Shouyi's old lover Wu Yue suddenly called. The other party was very angry. Since his "new love" Shen Xue was around, Yan Shouyi was afraid that Wu Yue would pretend to be stupid without knowing the importance of what he said. Then he yelled at the top of his lungs: "Ah... I'm talking, I can't hear you!... Please speak louder!... Can you hear me?... The signal is not good... I'm on the train, going back to my hometown!... Hello... "The other party actually hung up the phone, and then Fei Mo Youyou said: "It looks like it. I heard it, but you couldn't." Yan Shou replied with a meaningful sentence: "Mr. Fei, You have to be kind."

5. The "One Says One" column was having a planning meeting, and suddenly the cell phone of the editor and director Da Duan rang, and Fei Mo had to stop speaking. Duan Zhizhi whined and answered the phone: "Yes, ah, OK, oh, um, hi, (pauses and doesn't speak) I heard it." Everyone was confused, but Yan Shouyi was very excited: "It must be It's a woman. I can translate it. Isn't it convenient for me to speak in both male and female tones? Oh, I miss you. Yes. You were so bad yesterday. (Pause) Do you hear me?" Everyone in the meeting shouted: "Yes!"

6 , Wu Yue asked Yan Shouyi to write a preface for Fei Mo. Yan Shouyi thought she was joking, so he joked that he was an uneducated person and that if Wu Yue published a book, he could help her write a preface. Wu Yue said: "Okay, I will write. I have no money to spend. The title of the book is 'One Story, One', which will completely expose your ugly face. The cover must also indicate 'Not suitable for children.'" Yan Shou smiled mischievously. He touched Wu Yue's shoulder and said with a pun: "I think the title of the book should be called 'I Dedicate My Youth to You'."

7. Fei Mo was accused of having an affair by his wife Li Yan found that after Li Yan's fierce criticism, Fei Mo, with his head hanging down, explained to Yan Shouyi that it was actually a misunderstanding: although he did check out the room, he ended up sitting in a coffee shop to discuss the matter because he was afraid of trouble. ...Then Fei Lao suddenly sighed again: "I have been sleeping in the same bed for more than 20 years, and I am indeed a little tired of aesthetics. (Sichuan dialect)"

8. The first session of the short-term dialogue training class During class, Yan Shou immediately collided and made the female teacher Shen Xue cry. Yan Shouyi felt a little sorry and quickly apologized sincerely: "Mr. Shen, I was wrong. I was unhappy with the deputy director this morning. He asked me to write a letter of inspection. If you are in a hurry, I will give it to you first. "(Classic Quotes m.taiks.com) Seeing that Shen Xue was still sullen, she sincerely handed over her hands for inspection: "Although the mistakes are different, they are all inspections!" Shen Xue burst into tears and smiled: Shameless!

9. When going to the launch of Fei Mo’s new book, Yan Shouyi unexpectedly discovered that Fei Mo, who appeared to be law-abiding and sanctimonious, also had a lover like him. He couldn’t suppress his excitement and joked: “I won’t be allowed to pick it up, so it’s her. If someone gives you a ride, the car is not good, but the person is nice! Mr. Fei has repeatedly taught us: Trouble. Now you are in trouble." Fei Mo said awkwardly: "A graduate student from the Academy of Social Sciences, who studies aesthetics, has some admiration for me. ." Then he said: "Old Yan, you must be kind.

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10. Yan Shouyi: I found two women together. It’s not a story, it’s an accident.

Yan Shouyi: It’s not good to be too traditional, but it’s even worse to be too lazy.

Fei Mo: What is the most fearful thing in the world?

Fei Mo: It is not difficult to be a good person, but it is difficult to be a person who does not lie.

Fei Mo: If you have something on your mind, don’t tell me until you can’t bear it.

Fei Mo: Even if there is nothing in the world, just let your phone disturb you.

Fei Mo: Do ??you need real evidence? Women rely on intuition and smell. We men think she is unaware. We are wrong.

Fei Mo: You can't be honest with a woman. After being honest, it becomes an explanation. After you explain it, you become unable to explain it.

Li Yan: A man cheats and a woman goes out. This is called a mid-life crisis.

Black Brick: When the phone rings, Jin. Ten thousand taels of silver.

Yu Wenhai: People are wandering in the world, and mobile phones are like knives. Some calls just can’t be answered.