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http://bbs.pinwei.cc/viewthread.php? Tid=9964 Go to this website to download ~ 1. A male deer walked faster and faster, and finally became a road (deer)! ! ! ! 2. Two tomatoes cross the road, and a car flies by. One of them can't escape and is squashed. The other tomato points to the squashed tomato and laughs: dig hahaha, ketchup ... 3. The wolf said, "I want to eat you!" ! ! "Guess what? As a result, the wolf ate the lamb. 4. The stone fought with the rice cake, and the stone kicked the rice cake into the sea. ............................................................................................................................................. was heartbroken. Desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and ran away from home. However, the boy has been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date place, which became an eternal regret. The boy was heartbroken ... A few years later, the boy went fishing. Guess what he caught? Rice cake! ! ! 5. Is jiaozi a boy or a girl? The answer is that jiaozi has a foreskin. 6. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Gung!" From then on he became a cucumber! ! 7. The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so it scratched itself and burned itself to death ... 8. A long time ago, a bird passed by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day a fire broke out in that cornfield and all the corns turned into popcorn ... After the bird flew by, it thought it was snowing and froze to death ... 9. When will Taiwan Province Province be unified? When I bought instant noodles, it was 10. Asun and appa have nothing to talk about, telling each other that time waits for no man. A song: "Recalling childhood, the happiest thing is Children's Day." Apa: "Youth Day is in ten years." A song: "Father's Day is in ten years." Apa: "It will be the days of the elderly in a few decades." A song: "In a few decades." A Bo: "Tomb-Sweeping Day."
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