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2020-07-20

Chapter 83? Retribution will surely come

After "Xiao Zhao" Li Zhaohui was executed, his father was so furious that he suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and died within ten days. The huge blow of losing her father and brother made "Xiao Zhao's" sister Li Zhaoyan suffer from mental illness. She wandered around the streets all day long. When she saw a boy of the same age as "Xiao Zhao", she ran up to him and cried. He yelled and dragged the boy to call him "brother". Over time, the boys in the neighborhood were so frightened that whenever they saw Li Zhaoyan, they were like encountering the god of plague. They were afraid to avoid him, so they naturally fled as far away as possible. They dared not provoke Li Zhaoyan.

Even more miserable is Xiao Zhao’s mother, Aunt Li. Since ancient times, "losing a father in youth, losing a husband in middle age, and losing a son in old age" have been the "three major misfortunes" in life. In less than ten days, Aunt Li took over the second of the "three major misfortunes". For this reason, Aunt Li cried her eyes out and her hair turned to white overnight.

The seventh brother "Four Adzes" did not forget his little brother who died, and asked the remaining twelve brothers of his "Thirteen Taibao" to send Aunt Li six dollars every month. Ten yuan. They also asked the twelve brothers to take turns coming to Aunt Li's house every day, and almost took over the physical labor of Aunt Li's family, such as carrying water, chopping firewood, buying coal, and pouring out dirty water, so that Aunt Li and her daughter were not reduced to begging on the street.

Although "Xiao Zhao" is not a friend of mine, nor does he have any life-long friendship, I feel pity for him because he has been wronged and has implicated his parents and sister, so I always feel pity in my heart and come to visit often. Aunt Li, and claimed to be "Shitou", a classmate of "Xiao Zhao".

On this day, I came to Aunt Li’s house carrying the "Goubuli" steamed buns I had just bought from the "Tianjin Steamed Bun Shop" on Jingyu Toudao Street. As soon as I turned into the big yard, I saw someone in the distance. I suddenly saw Aunt Li standing in front of the door, leaning on a cane and enjoying the sun. I walked a few steps quickly and shouted: "Auntie, have you eaten?..."

Auntie Li smiled and stretched out her hand: "Oh...it's a stone (when I was in my hometown) My mother-in-law has eaten it... Take a look, take a look, I will be happy when you come. Why spend so much money on the buns..."

The fragrant "Goubuli" steamed buns are indeed a nationally famous traditional snack. Aunt Li was only four or five meters away when she smelled the aroma of the steamed buns. No wonder even the Empress Dowager Cixi was overjoyed after tasting it and said: "The animals in the mountains, the geese in the clouds, the cattle and sheep on land, and the fresh food from the sea are not as good as the scent of dogs paying no attention to them. Food can help you live longer." I quickly took Aunt Li's hand and put the buns on her In her hand, she put the money just sent by her father into her other hand, and said with a smile: "Auntie, this is fifty yuan. Please keep it and help support your family. ..."

< p> "Hey, yo... look at it! Look at it!... I said stones. I'm not talking about you. You said you give money to aunt every time you come back. Haha... the 'Xiao Guang' in front of me just gave it to me. "Thirty yuan, I'm not short of money. You're too tight, so just keep the flowers for yourself..." Aunt Li took the buns with a smile and pushed the money back into my hand.

"Auntie, didn't you say that you would treat me as your own son? Isn't it natural for a son to be filial to his mother?..." I said as I put the money back into Aunt Li's pocket. inside.

Aunt Li sighed. Youyou said: "Alas... Auntie, I don't have a son like 'Xiao Zhao', but I have more than ten sons like you. ... Let's go home! Auntie will make you some tea. 'Er Gaoli' just I sent my aunt a pack of jasmine tea from Fujian, which is very fragrant..." I hurriedly said, "Thank you, aunt. I really have other things to do. I'll come back someday." Look at you, old man, drink your tea..."

After leaving Aunt Li's house, I walked towards the bus stop looking around. Suddenly, I had a sudden impulse: I haven't seen Ji Chongliang, this little girl, for a long time. Her home is not far from Aunt Li's house, so why not drop by and see her.

When I arrived at "Ji Congliang's" house, I saw that the door was unlocked. I knocked gently, but no one answered. Seeing that the door was ajar, I simply opened it and walked into the house.

"Chicken Congliang" was startled. He suddenly looked up and saw me standing beside the bed. He hurriedly hid the notebook behind his back and said with a red face: "Oh my god. ...You want to scare me to death, why did you come in so quietly..."

"You didn't close the door yourself and you blame me?..." I said with a smirk. .

"Oh my god... why don't you, you 'deflated calf' thing, let a big car hit you and kill me..." "Chicken Congliang" acts like a baby road.

"Myna, what a trick! Haha... don't delay important things..." This was Shi Zhenxiang's voice. I raised my head and saw "Shit really smells" standing at the door.

The "important thing" mentioned by "Shit Really Smells" is that Rourou accompanied Director Guan of Jingyu Police Station to drink at Longjiang Restaurant, and was made drunk by Director Guan. Director Guan originally wanted to take Rourou away and find a place to enjoy the taste of the intoxicating beauty. Unexpectedly, "the smell of shit" attracted a picket from the Political Department of the Municipal Bureau, and Director Guan was so frightened that he ran away long ago. Son.

I was afraid that something would happen to Rourou, so I was anxious and ran away.

As soon as he entered the door of Longjiang Restaurant, he saw Rourou with disheveled hair, wearing a men's jacket, sleeping soundly on a table full of leftovers. I approached Rourou, and a strong smell of alcohol immediately hit my nose. Rourou's pretty face had been wiped clean, but the bruised corners of her eyes and slightly injured corners of her mouth could still be seen at a glance.

Rourou’s naked feet were dirty, with one leather shoe on the east side and one on the west side. Four or five empty bottles of "Black Bean Mi" produced by Songhuajiang Store (Qiulin Company) were scattered everywhere, either upside down or standing up. Rourou's hand hanging on the ground also held a half-drunk bottle of "Black Beans" wine.

, but you hurt me so completely..." I cursed in my heart, opened Rourou's fingers, and put the wine bottle in her hand on the table. He came very close to her head, pushed her shoulders, and called softly: "Rourou, who did you fight with? How did you get your nose and face swollen?...Rourou, tell me. ...Hey! Can you get up..."

"Damn it! ...The police station director who loves people like Rourou has seen it... ...Life is just a process of constantly being mean and being mean again..." I blushed, swallowed hard, breathed heavily, and quickly looked away. Rourou was still soundly asleep. It seemed that she was drunk and unconscious. She was no different from a dead person and could not be woken up at all. I sighed, what should I do now?

I couldn't hesitate any longer. I took off my shirt and put it on for Rourou. I picked up the leather shoes, held one of Rourou's jade feet, and put them on her. The dirty jade foot was soft and felt very good when I took it into my hands. I could tell it was tender when I touched it, but I was not in the mood to appreciate it now.

Girls’ feet and hands are beautiful with slender and soft curves. Since ancient times, girls' hands have been known as "jade bamboo shoots". In fact, girls' feet are more beautiful than their hands. Ever since, some people have called girls' feet "jade feet." First, there are not many good feet, second, there are less opportunities to play with them, and third, they are more private and will give men a stronger psychological response. Some men say that once they see a girl's beautiful feet, they will never forget them in his life. I gritted my teeth, put the other leather shoe on Rou Rou's feet, then helped her sit up straight, grabbed her pair of jade hands and put them on my shoulders, then returned to hug her smooth two Her satin-like thighs lifted her naked upper body onto her back.

Fortunately, Rourou is not too heavy. As the saying goes: beauty is not enough, I walked out of Longjiang Restaurant holding on to Rourou’s round buttocks. At this time, it was time to get off work. There were many pedestrians and bicycles along the way, and there were more bustling sounds than during the day. The rustling sound of rolling wheels could be clearly heard. It's just that when a shirtless young man like me carries a ragged, drunk girl on his back on a crowded street, it's not surprising that people look at me like I'm an alien.

"Who was Rourou fighting with and was beaten like this?... Why did she drink with the director of the police station?... She drank all the food and wine, and got herself drunk. Runi. ...But carrying a beautiful girl like Rourou is not too far, it is much better than carrying the smelly fourth brother 'Lao Gaoli'..." I was thinking wildly. Suddenly there was a tingling sensation on my cheek, and a soft strand of hair was blown by the wind and brushed my cheek. Then, a wisp of girl's fragrance mixed with the strong smell of alcohol rushed into my nose.

It was Rourou, this damn girl, who was so drunk that she was still dishonest. I stopped and rubbed Rourou on her back. At this moment, the whole soft and soft Zhen capital fell on my shoulders, and her fragrant cheeks were pressed against my face. It not only made me itchy, but also made my heart tremble. I really wanted to stop and turn my face to kiss this girl. A pretty face.

"Myna, wait!..." I followed the sound, and it turned out that it was "Chicken Congliang" and "Shit Smells So Smell" running over panting.

"Damn, these two 'little calves' know how to put on clothes and rush to help. ..." Looking at "Chicken Congliang" and "Shit Smells So Smell" dressed neatly , my face was covered with sweat, and I ran over panting. I cursed in my heart, but I still stopped and waited for them to run in front of me.

With the help of "Chicken Congliang" and "Shit Smells Really", I walked into the low, dark and damp home of Brother Seventh's "Four Adzes" with Rourou on my back and sweating profusely. What surprised me a little was that the "Four Adzes" who were not often at home were also at home.

"Two" saw me coming in with a naked upper body and a very embarrassed Rourou on my back. He was surprised and asked: "I said, eighth brother, what happened to Rourou?... "

"Chicken Congliang" wiped the sweat from his forehead and explained to "Er Er": "The third sister's drinker and Director Guan from the Jingyu Police Station were drinking. "I drank too much. ..."

"Siji" frowned and stamped his foot: "Oh...this damn girl Rourou is so old, how can she still look like a three-year-old child?" Yes, I haven’t done anything yet, so it’s really worrying whether Qian’er will grow up..."

"Chickens are good" and "Shit smells so good". Talk more and get busy inside and outside. Their division of labor is very clear. "Ji Congliang" helps Rourou change clothes and wipe herself in Rourou's room. But "Shit Smells So Good" was busy cooking in the kitchen. Seeing how "Shi Zhen Fragrant" is so familiar with where Rourou's oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are kept, I guess she comes here often to cook for "Two Adzes".

While eating, I felt that there was something wrong with "Four Adzes", and I hesitated and said I would not drink. Until "Chicken Congliang" and "Shit Really Smells" left, I said with some displeasure: "Brother Qi, what's the matter with you?... If you hide something from me, then you You don’t treat me like a brother..."

"Sixiao" hesitated for a moment, and finally said as if he had made up his mind: "Eighth brother...'Xiao Zhao' is almost dead. It’s been half a year, and I’m going to avenge him today! ...”

Erzhu was surprised and asked with wide eyes: “What? Revenge?” Who should I seek revenge from? ..."

"Siji" said calmly: "I'm going to Sun Xiangdong's home and kill his whole family to avenge 'Xiao Zhao' ..."< /p>

I frowned and said worriedly: "Seventh brother, have you sorted out the situation in Sun Xiangdong's family?... After all, this 'scumbag' is an old man who has been working for more than ten years. The police are here, the 'Wang'er' is just a fox and a monkey, you want to kill him? ...This matter is not child's play..."

"Two Adzes" know that they can't persuade him anymore. , after sighing, he closed his eyes and stopped talking. "Six Adzes" smiled calmly and said: "I told you, eighth brother, don't worry, I've already stepped on it better. Hehe... just wait for today's death anniversary of the bastard Sun Xiangdong. ... ..."

"A gentleman's revenge is never too late!" I understand that as a professional killer, personal skills are important, but more important is psychological quality. Killing takes only one second! Even if a helpless sister-in-law is given a knife, she can still stab Bruce Lee to death, provided that Bruce Lee doesn't notice at all. "Four Adzes" is a killer born to kill people. He would rather not take action than take risks and alert others. He was waiting for the best time, quoting one of his famous sayings: "A little patience will always win."

I smiled, pretending to be relaxed and said: "That's all. Yeah, I'll go with Seventh Brother, and I'll make sure I can catch him..."

"Six Adzes" shook his head and said: "This... Eighth Brother, you are inexperienced, I still have to deal with it. Take care of you... Or you can keep watch for me outside. This kind of thing won't work if there are too many people. I didn't even let the 'Twelve Taibao' know..."

I insisted: "That's fair. Since Seventh Brother said so, let me go in, and Seventh Brother will keep watch for me outside."

..."

"Si Adze" seemed a little hesitant. After a while, he gritted his teeth and said as if he had made up his mind: "Eighth brother, I accept your favor, so please stop trying to persuade me. I know what Badi is capable of. But this is 'Xiao Zhao''s revenge, and I want to avenge it with my own hands! ..."

I fell silent: "Four Adzes" is the most affectionate lecture. If you take revenge for "Xiao Zhao", it would be more uncomfortable than killing him.

" "Sir" handed a "May 4th" pistol and three loaded magazines into my hands and said: "Badi, I know your gun is very accurate. You are at Sun Xiangdong's house." He was blocked outside the window to prevent him from jumping out of the window in a hurry. Haha... I also blocked the 'note' for Brother Qi. ..."

I did not receive the gun or magazine: "Brother Qi, leave all the outside matters to me. You can relax! I'm not worried about you going in alone. Just keep this gun for protection. ..."

"Siji" shook his head and smiled at me: "You should never use a gun unless you have to do this kind of thing. I have an eighth brother, so I will take this thing with me. Meaning can only be a burden. ..."

Sun Xiangdong’s home is located on the second floor of a five-story Little Red Building on Hongzhuan Street near Central Street. This was the reward given to him by the Harbin Public Security Bureau after "Xiao Zhao" was executed.

“The dark moon kills people on a dark night, and the wind blows high and sets people on fire. "This sentence comes from the ancient poem "拋 Zhang Lu" by Yuan Yuanhuai, which refers to the behavior of bandits taking advantage of the strong wind to set fires and killing people in the dark.

I was riding a bicycle carrying "Four Adzes" We arrived in silence all the way to Sun Xiangdong's house, hid the bicycle, and looked around with him as if nothing had happened. After making sure no one saw us, we walked into the gate.

"Sir" pointed to a window with curtains on the second floor and told me the emergency evacuation route. I nodded to make it clear. I looked around and saw the window of Sun Xiangdong's house. Opposite is a small bungalow. The view from the roof is very good. It can not only monitor the movement outside the door, but also firmly block the windows of Sun Xiangdong's house. As long as he breaks the window, he will go out directly. Hitting the muzzle of my gun.

I climbed up to the roof of the bungalow like a spiritual ape and made a gesture to "Four Adzes". He turned around and quietly walked to the second floor. He stopped in front of the door facing the stairs, took out his stethoscope, and put it on the door. After listening for a while, he took out a "key" made of wire from his jacket pocket, inserted it into the door lock, and gently inserted it into the door. With a slight twist, the door lock opened without even taking a second. "Si Adze" pushed the door gently, and as expected, the door opened a small crack. There was a safety chain installed on the inside of the door. So, he put away the stethoscope, pulled out the dagger with his right hand, put it in, switched several directions, and easily took off the safety chain.

As a killer, when observing the target and keeping a close eye on the target, The spirit, energy, and spirit are highly unified, and are sharper than an unsheathed sword. But when you actually act, you must be silent and kill people invisibly. This does not mean that you have to pretend to be artificial. Acting, pretending to be an ordinary person, getting close to the opponent, and killing the opponent with a sneak attack when the opponent is not guarded. If it is done deliberately, it will be inferior to the top killer. To put it bluntly, this is actually a kind of killer. Realm, a spiritual realm where there is no feeling or pity, where human life is regarded as trivial and killing people is as common as eating.

Perhaps, many children will think that killers are just products in movies. In fact, in those years, the killers hired by gangs in Hong Kong and Taiwan were mostly hard-blooded soldiers who had smuggled themselves over from the mainland and experienced the blood and fire of the Vietnam War. It was even said that some active-duty soldiers used a few days of travel to arrive at their destination quietly. He killed the people, collected the money, and returned to the mainland with the group. With the cover of his military status and the tour group, no one suspected it at all. Mainlanders are extremely poor, and households with ten thousand yuan have become the protagonists. It is really necessary to make some extra money. There is nothing surprising.

However, there is no airtight wall in the world. Walking by the river often, There is no reason to get wet. Exposure is inevitable. It only involves some political interests. Once exposed, the image of the country and the military will be completely destroyed. Therefore, that period of history will be completely blocked and brushed aside.

" When he looked through the crack in the door, he couldn't help but feel a sneer at the corner of his mouth.

Under the dim light, Sun Xiangdong was leaning on the bed and talking to his wife.

What was said was too low and "Four Adzes" could not hear clearly. However, Sun Xiangdong and his wife seemed to be telling some kind of joke. His wife let out low laughter from time to time. No one noticed that the door lock was unlocked and the danger had arrived. Damn it, it’s so late and you’re still awake. Suddenly, Sun Xiangdong got up from the bed and walked towards the door wearing slippers.

"Four Adzes" couldn't help but be startled. He quickly ducked out of the way and hid in the shadow of the refrigerator quietly like a cat, squatting down quietly. "Six Adzes" saw Sun Xiangdong humming a tune and walking into the toilet, peeing like a squirt, and then slowly stood up and pulled out the dagger from his waist. The cold light of the dagger made people shudder.

"Four Adzes" held his breath and silently walked towards Sun Xiangdong who was peeing comfortably. Mountains and rivers, the sound of the piano is endless. Sun Xiangdong was intoxicated with the pleasure of urinating. However, Sun Xiangdong's perception and reaction to danger are quite keen. Otherwise, he has caught so many pickpockets, and there are naturally many desperate pickpockets among them. However, he was not injured, which is definitely due to his alertness. Of course, being beaten up by "Xiao Zhao" on the bus was only once. Just like what the enemy chief of staff said in the movie "Northern and Southern War": "It's not that we are incompetent, but that the Japanese army is too cunning. ..."

A dagger with a cold glow , slashed hard at Sun Xiangdong's throat. "Four adzes" cannot make the other party make a sound. Once a sound is made, not only Sun Xiangdong's wife in the bedroom will call the police in time. Moreover, there is only so much space in the toilet, so there is nowhere to go. Even if you get away with it, your appearance will be exposed. If a killer is recorded by the police, he will be in trouble. Therefore, he did not stab Sun Xiangdong directly with the dagger. Instead, he covered Sun Xiangdong's mouth with his left hand and slashed Sun Xiangdong's throat with the dagger in his right hand.

The fierce murderous aura caused Sun Xiangdong's pupils to shrink rapidly, and his face became ferocious. At the critical moment of life and death, Sun Xiangdong did not panic like ordinary people, but became more calm and calm. He stretched out his right hand, grabbed the right wrist of "Si Adze" holding the knife very accurately, and pushed it outward with all his strength. His right leg kicked against the wall, and his body leaned back and fell down.

The powerful collision force made "Four Adzes" unable to maintain its body balance. He really didn't expect that Sun Xiangdong's reaction speed and strength would be so powerful. Even though he had honed his skills in actual street combat since childhood, the sharp dagger could no longer cut half of Sun Xiangdong's throat and only scratched Sun Xiangdong's skin. According to the rules of professional killers, if you miss a hit, you should leave immediately. However, even if the "Four Adzes" were willing to let go at this time, Sun Xiangdong would not give up. Hearing the sound of a violent fight suddenly coming from the room and the louder screams of Sun Xiangdong's wife and children, I knew something must have gone wrong with "Four Adzes". I was so anxious that I didn't know whether to rush in to help or continue. Stay on the roof.

"Fuck you blind mother! Who sent you..." Sun Xiangdong was furious. Damn it, if the tiger doesn't show its power, you think I'm a sick cat. Who is I? It would be fine if I didn't kill anyone, but someone comes to kill me. Isn't this bullying?

A cold smile appeared on the face of "Four Adzes". It was as if he was laughing at Sun Xiangdong's question, which was too childish. Now that things are like this, what else do you have to ask, what do you have to say? Let’s see each other under sword and gun. Anyway, "Four Adzes" is not a single professional killer. His true identity is that he is the most outstanding member of the Shi family and the number one killer under "Brother Hai" Xiang Huairen. If it is exposed, it will be exposed, and if it is obvious, it will be killed. He doesn't care about these at all, and has no worries.

"I'll fuck your mother, you 'slutty kid' is looking for death!..." Sun Xiangdong was furious when he saw that the "four adzes" were not afraid at all. Since he became a policeman, he has trained very hard, because after all, he lives a life of licking blood with the tip of a knife, and there is no guarantee that one day a criminal's knife may stab his stomach. Therefore, he has always been cautious and kept his gun close to his body twenty-four hours a day.

However, Sun Xiangdong's pistol was buried under his pillow, and he never had a chance to pull it out during his exhaustive life-and-death struggle. Moreover, in close combat in a narrow room, a pistol may not be useful. However, the "four adzes" were not good either. His right hand holding the knife was tightly grasped by Sun Xiangdong, unable to move. The two of them struggled together, like street gangsters, inseparable.

It seems that Sun Xiangdong’s wife really called the police, and the police came really quickly.

Following a rush of footsteps, seven or eight police officers descended from the sky and ran into the gate. I don't want to actually shoot at the police. If I kill the police, I will definitely cause endless trouble for myself. So, I aimed at the ground about one or two meters away in front of the policemen who rushed in, and fired two shots with a warning "pa" and "pa". The seven or eight policemen were disrupted by the sudden shooting. They quickly retreated outside the gate and fired back blindly at where I was hiding. I kept praying in my heart, hoping that the dull gunfire of my May 4th-style pistol would wake Zheng and Sun Xiangdong from their desperate "four adzes" and use this opportunity to escape.

With a long career in street fighting, "Four Adzes" has accumulated extremely rich fighting experience. Before Sun Xiangdong entered the toilet, he carefully observed the environment in the room in the dark and chose the necessary escape route for himself. "Si Adze" suddenly let go of the right hand holding the knife, grabbed Sun Xiangdong's wrist, twisted it outwards, raised his leg and kicked Sun Xiangdong away.

I lowered my body, avoided the ballistic trajectory of the police pistol, and ran to the back of another chimney. "Pop" and "Pap" were two more warning shots. This time, the police saw my position clearly and fired a hail of bullets at me.

I retracted my head and changed my position. In order to delay, I slowly fired all the bullets in the magazine. After the police officers were forced to retreat, they removed the empty magazine, put it in their pockets, and replaced it with a new magazine filled with bullets. The policemen didn't carry many bullets with them. At most, each pistol only had eight rounds. Even if someone brought a spare magazine, the round of rapid fire was almost all used up. In order to use up the police's bullets and reduce the danger as much as possible when the "Four Adzes" and I were escaping, I kept moving back and forth frequently on the roof, firing shots slowly and "pop" east and west. Xi shot and started a "sparrow war" with the police. These bullets hit the hard stone road and walls, and sparks burst out from time to time.

"Goodbye! I will look for you again..." "Four Adzes" showed his white and neat teeth in a sinister manner, gave Sun Xiangdong a cold look unwillingly, and pushed back the bedroom door. , inserted the latch in the house, and amidst the screams of Sun Xiangdong's wife, he jumped on the bed, kicked the window to pieces, grabbed the remaining window frame with one hand, and jumped downstairs without hesitation. The moment his feet hit the ground, "Four Adzes" rolled forward and climbed up. He waved his hand in the direction where I was hiding to indicate that he was out of danger, then climbed up the wall and jumped into another yard. Seeing that "Four Adzes" had escaped safely, I emptied the third magazine, jumped into the air, jumped to the roof of another bungalow, and fled to the street.

I loaded the last magazine into the pistol, loaded the bullet in case of emergency, turned off the safety, inserted it in my pocket, and then raised the collar of my coat with my left hand, covering half of myself. With a smile on his face, he found his bicycle, jumped on it, and sped away in the direction of the "Sitong Men" home.