Why has no one written a novel about a Northeastern person being a domineering president?

First, the accents of Northeasterners are too strong

The accents of Northeasterners are funny and can easily lead people astray. In stories about overbearing presidents, the male protagonist is always domineering, strong, and brooking no resistance. We can often see these classic quotes from overbearing presidents:

1. Woman, you successfully caught my attention.

2. Woman, you are playing with fire.

3. You annoying little goblin.

4. You are not allowed to leave me without my permission.

5. In three minutes, I want all the information about this woman.

6. You damn woman is so sweet.

7. I fell in love with you, a woman.

8. It is your honor to be liked by me.

9. If you can’t spend this million, don’t go home tonight.

10. Woman, you are challenging my patience.

For the above ten sentences, think about the tone of voice of Northeastern people. If you can’t think of it, then think of the tone of voice of Shen Teng and Sha Yi. This sense of violation is too strong. If the author really wrote it like this, then the article about a domineering president would no longer be an article about a domineering president, but a funny article. Moreover, the harsh tone of Northeastern people's speech can easily lead people astray. In fact, if you think about it carefully, in the novel The Overbearing President, the novel author will not specify where the male protagonist is from, nor will he specify whether the male protagonist is from the Northeast, Sichuan, or Henan, because if the male protagonist is too down-to-earth, this will It itself does not conform to the setting of the Overbearing President. When we read romance novels, we can also feel that there is a certain distance between the Overbearing President and reality. In addition, the strong accent of Northeastern people can turn a silent novel into an audio novel, because we will automatically substitute the sound. If the heroine gets a circle of milk on her mouth when drinking milk, the reaction of the domineering president should be "Woman, you are so cute". But if he were the domineering president of the Northeast, he would be like "Look at you, you are so horny (shǎi)", and you will feel guilty all of a sudden. Second, Northeastern men love their wives and give up in front of them

In the story about the domineering president, the situation when the male protagonist and the female protagonist quarrel should be like this. When the female protagonist and the male protagonist break up, the male protagonist He said domineeringly: "Woman, give you three minutes to take back what you just said, otherwise you will regret it." Northeastern people are rough-tempered and know how to care for their wives. They don't have the energy of a domineering president, so they can't be domineering. If a Northeastern man and his girlfriend have to say something domineering when they quarrel, then they must say the most cowardly words in the most domineering tone.

Summarizing the above information, we can conclude that first of all, Northeastern people have a sense of charlatanism and do not have the domineering spirit of a domineering president. Secondly, the accent of Northeastern people is very strong. In romance novels, there will be no situation where the overbearing president speaks with an accent. Just like when we watch TV, the overbearing president in it also speaks standard Mandarin, and there is no such thing as the accent when Northeastern people speak Mandarin. accent. Finally, Northeastern people feel sorry for their girlfriends and cannot say domineering and strong words to them.

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