Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - The road was long, and the flying intruders were delayed again, so they stepped up their pace. Suddenly, a brother kicked something with his toe. He bent down and picked it up. It turned out to be a
The road was long, and the flying intruders were delayed again, so they stepped up their pace. Suddenly, a brother kicked something with his toe. He bent down and picked it up. It turned out to be a
She ran out of the house with a dazzling knife, sneaked into the young men's house, leaned over the ten sleeping figures wrapped in white coats, and skillfully cut their throats. "Aha! They'll be my meal to-morrow," she murmured to herself, as she lay down contentedly to sleep. As soon as Fei Laiya waited until Debenge fell asleep, he hurried to the big house and shook his brothers awake one by one. "Get up! Get up!" he whispered, "De Boenge wanted to kill you, and if I hadn't changed your clothes, she would have done it. Look!" He pointed at the ten men lying on the ground with their throats cut. A girl, "The old witch thought she was killing you!" The brothers didn't need any more instructions. They rushed out of the door in a hurry, rushed into the woods and ran towards home, hoping to escape before Debenge woke up. The further away the better. But it was useless. As soon as the witch woke up and found that Feilai Ya was not around, she rushed into her daughter's room and screamed wildly when she saw that she had killed her daughter by mistake in the night. She summoned the wind, rode on its back, and flew towards the brothers. By this time they had gone scarcely half a mile.
When Fei Laiya saw her flying over, he shouted to his brothers, "Be careful! The old witch is coming!" The brothers were so frightened that they lost their minds, but Fei Laiya knew how to deal with it. He jumped out of the bushes. He grabbed an egg and threw it on the ground. In an instant, the egg turned into a wide and deep river, separating them from DeBoenge. The boys can keep running away. But the brothers were not able to get rid of her so easily, because the furious De Boenge immediately turned back home, and immediately came on the wind with a magic gourd, which swept the fast river. Absorbed until there was no water left. She continued to chase him. When Fei Laiya saw her coming again, he shouted, "Look out! The old witch is here again!" He grabbed a big stone and threw it towards her path. In the blink of an eye, the stone turned into a big mountain. The brothers continued to run, believing that Debenge would really be unable to catch up this time. However, the witch did not fail. She rode another gust of wind back home, got a magic axe, and chopped, chopped, chopped, until she flattened the mountain, and then she continued to pursue him, but it was already too late. Fei Laiya saw her and chased after her. He shouted a warning to his brothers for the third time: "Be careful!" At this time, the village was already in front, and the brothers rushed into the village and returned home. De Boenge knew that they could not be touched in the village. She cursed breathlessly and walked away dejectedly. De Boenge was determined to catch these young men and kill them, especially since she had mistakenly killed her own daughter. So she hid and waited for her chance. Early the next morning, the village leader asked the ten brothers to go to the woods to collect firewood. They went, but they were a little worried. They stood close together, looking left and right, for fear that the witch would appear again. But they didn't find her. It turns out that the witch also heard the leader's order and had already turned into a piece of dry wood. The young men piled the firewood they picked up on the roadside. "What are you doing quickly," one brother shouted to Feilaiya, "Don't be lazy! We are all doing it, why are you standing aside and watching?" "Because Debenge turned into a firewood, and I don't want to be a good person. Pick her up." Feilaiya explained. Upon hearing this, the brothers immediately threw away the firewood they were carrying and ran towards their homes. Debenge was furious when she saw that she had not been picked up. She returned her appearance as a witch and hid in the woods, still bent on revenge. A few days later, the brothers set out to pick wild plums in the woods. At first, all they found were trees with dry fruits, but suddenly, a fruit tree with green leaves appeared in front of them, and its branches were covered with fragrant and juicy plums. "Look at this tree, good luck!" the eldest brother shouted, reaching out to pick it. "Stop!" Fei Laiya yelled, "Can't you see that this is a magic tree? De Boenge is inside! If you pick the fruits and put them in your gourd, her magic will haunt you. !" The brothers hurriedly threw away the gourd and ran home. De Boenge's trick failed again. The next morning, the brothers walked out of their homes and saw a gray donkey grazing on the grass in the park beside the village. The donkey seemed to have no owner, and they thought it must be a donkey from a neighboring village that had strayed off the road.
"Good luck," said the boss, "we can all ride on the donkey!" They climbed on the donkey's back one by one, and all ten brothers reluctantly sat on it. They shouted to the flying man standing aside: "There's still room, jump up!"
"There's room somewhere else," Fei Laiya replied, "Even a little guy like me can't squeeze in anymore." At this time, something strange happened What happened was that the donkey suddenly grew longer, leaving a lot of space for Feilai to sit. "Ah ha," Fei Lai said, "it's a donkey that can grow in length! Don't even think about asking me to ride on it." As he spoke, the donkey shrank back to its original size, shocking everyone. Incessantly. The flying man smiled and said, "You have all been deceived again. Donkeys cannot understand human language. If this donkey can understand, then it must be Debenge again. Come down if you want to survive!" All the brothers asked. Rolling off the donkey's back, the donkey ran into the bushes with a cry of "oh-oh, oh-oh," where DeBoenger's original form appeared. The witch was now determined to fight to the end. Her spells were almost exhausted except for the last one, which she was determined to win. "As long as we can catch Feilaiya, everything else won't be a problem!" She said to herself, then sat down and secretly thought of another evil idea. The next morning, a beautiful girl came to the village. The villagers gathered around to find out why she was here. "I want to meet Fei Laiya," she replied, her voice as clear as a silver bell, "Can you please take me to his house?" Fei Laiya was surprised to see such a touching girl, and he took her to his house. He was invited into the guest room, went out and killed a young sheep, and asked his mother to cook for his beautiful guest. He entertained the girl all day long, giving her delicious food and chatting with her. Some villagers have never seen such a beautiful woman, and they come over to peek into the house from time to time. After watching it, they go out and talk loudly about this interesting scene. At dusk, the girl said she had to go home. "Can you walk me through the woods, Fei Lai Ya?" she asked. "It's too dark for me to walk alone." Fei Lai Ya was happy to see her off, so the whole village came out to see them off. It was already very dark, and Feilaiya was walking along a winding path that the girl told him. Suddenly, the girl disappeared behind a big tree and disappeared without a trace. Feilaiya stopped immediately, he became vigilant, waited calmly, and observed in the darkness with his eyes. In an instant, a terrible python jumped out and flew towards him. If he hadn't been on guard, the python would have wrapped him to death. "Haha, Debenge," Fei Laiya laughed and turned into a fire in a blink of an eye. The python's twisting body had no time to dodge and fell into the fire and was immediately burned to ashes. When Fei Laiya came home and told his brothers everything, the whole village was overjoyed. That night, the banquet and dance held by everyone to celebrate the elimination of the evil witch Debenge was not to mention how lively it was.
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