Urgently looking for bike jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

The parents bought a small bicycle for their youngest son, and watched proudly as he rode around the house, enjoying the ride.

When he went around the first circle, he shouted: "Mom, look, I can ride without using my hands."

When he went around the second circle, he shouted again: "Mom, look , I don’t use my feet.”

On the third lap, he reported to his mother: “Mom, look, I have no teeth.”

Farmer John went to a hardware store. Shop to buy something. The shop owner wanted to sell bicycles to him, so he said: "Look, the bicycles here are all beautiful. I can choose the best one and sell it to you, and you can ride it every day to check your crops." " "Ah, no!" said the farmer, "I don't need a bicycle. I think it's better to add another cow to my cowshed." "As you said," the boss said, "you have to ride the cow into the city." "How stupid it is!" "Well, I don't know," the farmer continued, "which is more stupid, riding a cow into town or milking a cow?"

There was a group of young nuns who always yelled and yelled when riding bicycles, which was very unsightly. One day, the old nun couldn't help but lectured the young nuns: If you dare to yell while riding bicycles, I will put the saddle back on.

Beijing in the late Qing Dynasty... Brother: How can that foreigner sit firmly on two wheels? Brother: Didn’t you see there was a pole stuck in his ass? Brother: So it doesn’t hurt? Brother: Didn’t you see that he was kicking his feet in pain? !