What was the worst slip of the tongue you said?

The mention of "slip of the tongue" can't help but remind me of a big joke I played because of the slip of the tongue! I can't count this as a slip of the tongue. Seriously speaking, it should be a "clerical error."

It happened a few years ago, when I first joined the work. A colleague of mine, who is from other places, just bought a new car and is going to drive back to his hometown. As we all know, novice drivers, driving skills, you know … the ability to find their way, you know …

The day before his departure, he searched the way home on Baidu map, and he was writing and drawing in front of the computer alone. I just passed behind him and saw that he was more serious than usual, so I leaned over and asked him, "What are you doing?" He said, "Look at the map and go home tomorrow." I said confidently, "I'll tell you how to get there." I took his pen and paper and wrote "From * * * to * * to Jin-Pu Expressway, and then ..."

I finished writing and went to work ... The next morning, because it was the weekend, I didn't get up. A string of cell phone rings woke me up in my sleep, and it was a colleague's phone at first sight. After the phone call, my colleague asked blankly, "I followed the route you wrote me, but I went to * * * and didn't see the Jinpu Expressway?" I said, "What? What Jinpu Expressway? " He said: "You didn't write to me, so I went to * * * and transferred to the Jinpu Expressway." I said, "Where is the Jin-Pu Expressway? I ask you to transfer to the Jinpu Expressway. " He said, "You clearly wrote about the Jin-Pu Expressway ..." I said, "Where are you now?" He said, "I have arrived in * * *", and I patted my forehead and said, "I was wrong! ! You turn around and come back, you have already run for nearly 100 km ... " ...

On Monday ... he slapped the note on my desk angrily and asked me, "Look, what did you write?" I couldn't take my eyes off the "Jin-Pu Expressway" ... suddenly I smiled. I'm so stupid. It was Jinjin Expressway that made me write Jin-Pu Expressway (Jin/Pu). ...

I am ashamed to say, "Please go after work, nothing can be solved without a barbecue!" " ! "