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Two weekly notes about interesting things in school classes
Every moment, all kinds of things will happen in the class, including laughter, sadness and sadness. In short, the joys and sorrows in the class contact us. Next, I will tell you some interesting things about our class!
I remember last winter, when the school started, before our music books were distributed, the music teacher played a game with us during the music class. Rules of the game: Each student prepares four small notes with time, person, place and event written on them, then the last row of students put them away on the lecture table, and then the teacher randomly draws a group to form a sentence. The game begins. We write down the time, people, places and events on four small pieces of paper, then fold them up and give them to the last person, and then give them to the teacher. "Yesterday, today, tomorrow, Xiao Ming, in the park, playing the game of Altman playing little monsters." Suddenly, everyone in the class burst out laughing, even Xiaohong, who doesn't like to laugh at ordinary times, burst out laughing. The teacher continued to read, "On August 8, 2008, at 8: 08: 08, in the boys' dormitory, Xiao Fang sang uneasily while sleeping." There was another burst of laughter in the class, and then the classmate next to him said, "That's brilliant!" " "Then someone said, what is good? This is the essence, understand? " There was another burst of laughter in the class ...
In this way, this music class is over, and the corridor is full of laughter and laughter from our class. This is our interesting class! Welcome to join!
Part II: Interesting things in class
I am so happy on Friday. There will be another holiday tomorrow. The teacher told jokes again. Time flies. I am happier than primary school. Hee hee.
The first class in the afternoon was the most annoying geography class in the class, but Wang, who taught geography, didn't come again. It's only been more than a month since school started, and there are only two geography classes every week. He owes us six classes. What an irresponsible bad teacher! But it's okay, so I don't want to sleep. I will take my favorite English class, hee hee, and feel glad! Happy, laugh wildly.
In this class, the teacher talked about the English pronunciation of paper and words-conductor. Because we have never learned this word, the teacher hopes that we will read it when we see it in the future. If we can remember this word, let's read it three times. We learn: "command, command, command, command, command, command …" If the teacher hadn't stopped us, we would have read it at least ten times. The whole class has this little smirk on their faces.
When the teacher saw us like this, he said, "The repeaters in our class are all broken and the tapes are stuck!" " "At the moment, the whole class burst into laughter, some burst into tears, and I was one of them. Some laughed and cried in pain.
Watch our class have fun, have fun! Teacher Fang is humorous!
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