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Interesting things my husband said to you.
Tell a boy a rustic love story.
Say one-sided is staying up late, say insomnia, tell the truth is missing you, good night!
I heard that sugar under the pillow will have a sweet dream.
The moon is a coin I tossed, and both sides dreamed of you.
I haven't seen stars since I met you. Because your eyes are full of my whole universe. Good Night!
The world is not as good as you think, and the world is not as bad as you think. Come here, come to me. The moon doesn't hug you, time destroys you, but I love you.
If our relationship is weak, add some sugar.
Can you buy me a packet of salt? Why? Because our relationship has faded.
Do you have to talk to me today? About what? Fall in love.
Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.
? How did the concert go on the playground? Trojan horse? All right, A Mu. ?
I think you look like one of my relatives. Who is it? My mother's son-in-law
See what's so special about my hands. Not special. You haven't even hugged. Of course it's not special.
? I'll show you a magic trick. ? Whew, I'm finished. What is this? I like you better. ?
? Why hasn't my order come yet? What's this? Our future. ?
? Your voice in three seconds. How come? I can listen for a month. ?
? I want to tell you something. Oh, I'm moving. Move to where? Walk into your heart. ?
Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
Our friendship is over. It's time to develop into love.
Talking to you is like an exam, because I always feel that I didn't do well in the exam afterwards.
My brain is a mess. What happened? There is an impulse to love you.
If I am the devil in hell, I am also a naughty boy who loves you.
If someone asks you who your date is, you say it's me, this pot, my back.
I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child and never look at the date.
Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.
What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not staring at you. You are in my heart.
You are so insidious that you like me behind my back.
My surname is Zhang, and yours is He. We are a pair of cygnets.
I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream, cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.
Do you smell something burning? That's my heart burning.
Except for you, I am nine years old and you are three years old.
You know what my weakness is? This is your fault.
I had a nightmare yesterday, without your dream.
Being with you for a lifetime is called the future. If you are someone else, it's called making do.
? I like a little brother. Then he must be handsome. You are too narcissistic. ?
? I suspect you are a carbonated drink. Why? Because as soon as I saw you, I was blissful. ?
? Do you know the difference between you and the stars? What is the difference? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart. ?
My blood sugar may be high, after all, you are so sweet.
Do you stay up late every day? Otherwise, how can I have you in every dream?
I travel around the world every day, because you are my world by your side.
Do you know when I am happiest? The day I met you.
I'll show you a magic trick. What? Become super fond of you?
My blood sugar is low, please tell me something sweet.
Who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey.
Can you play the guitar? No. Then why can you touch my heart?
? Classmate, may I know you? Why? I think your future has something to do with me. ?
Just have fun. Why should I snicker? Because I love you.
The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.
The so-called ambiguity means that I want to talk about a love affair with you.
I love you, the rest of my life is you, the snow is you, the plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, the tenderness in my heart is you, and my eyes are you.
Maybe everything in the world has a destination, and you are my destination.
Love words of routine girls
I can't say the most beautiful sweet words, I just want to have a home with you.
When I was a child, I wanted to be a scientist. I want to be an artist when I grow up. Now, I just want to go to your house.
? I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? I don't know you, Beibi. ?
Love or not, give me a one-word answer. No love. Please answer in one word! Start over. ?
? If the wind tickles your ears. Oh, and then what? It means I'm thinking about you. ?
? Do you want a dog? What dog? The single kind. ?
? Tell me when you think about it. I didn't think clearly. I was thinking about you. ?
Can I exchange gifts? From this moment on, you are mine and I am yours.
? Where are you from? Jiangxi people, aren't you my sweetheart?
? I've been really busy recently. Busy with what? Busy liking you. ?
? Let me tell you a story. It's a little long What story? I miss you. ?
Man:? Can you lend me your cup? ? Woman:? What's the matter? ? Man:? Because I want to lend you my life. ?
? Can you lie to me once on April Fool's Day? All right. Do you like me? ?
Can you give me a train ticket? Where are you going? Walk into your heart
You write very well. Why? Because you changed my life.
My eyes hurt a little. Can you help me see what I have? My eyes are full of you.
I don't like you anymore Why? Because I love you.
Are you blind? Yes, I was blinded by your beauty.
I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.
Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do? My wife.
Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? And your eternity.
Do you know what season I like? I like the season with you.
Watch your mouth, or I may kiss you at any time.
? Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork? I like your pride. ?
? I can't eat sweets recently. Why? Because I'm too sweet. ?
? This is the back of the hand and that is the instep. You are my little baby. ?
? This is a school uniform, that is a camouflage uniform, and you are my little happiness. ?
Stop complaining and give me a hug.
? It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me. ?
This is jelly, that is a tree hole, and you are my heart.
This is foie gras, that is pork liver, and you are my baby.
There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on.
Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?
If I had known, I would have given you candy. You are making trouble in my heart.
I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.
I think your three views are as correct as your people.
See the world, just to meet you.
? Let me ask you a question. Which one has nothing to do with you? ?
I say good night to the whole world, but I only say I like you!
Good Night! I stayed up late. I'll call you when I'm mature
I didn't miss you in particular. I just stayed up late and missed you. Good Night!
Can you play the guitar? Why it touched my heart.
I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.
? Let me count by hand. You are shorter than me. I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive. ?
Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.
Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night, and you light up my heart/Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.
? I'm a little afraid of you. Am I fierce? No, because I'm afraid of my wife. ?
Where is the happiest door in Shenzhen? East gate? No, it's us
Others' hearts are on the left, and mine is on your side.
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