Funny jokes about Valentine’s Day and singles

Others rely on looks, routines, and spending money to fall in love! But I am much simpler, relying only on the other person to blind me! We have compiled some funny Valentine’s Day jokes and short sentences, everyone is welcome to read them!

1. Me: I think children are the best gift God has given me. ?Wife:?What about me? ?Me: ?You are God.

2. There is nothing to be afraid of when you are single. You should be lucky that you do not restrict yourself like those in love.

3. Don’t judge your face, don’t be henpecked, no noise, no tears.

4. Valentine’s Day is destined to be lonely. However, I would rather endure this loneliness, just having the fragrance of roses in my heart is enough.

5. On Valentine’s Day, no one holds my hand, so I just keep it in my pocket.

6. Friendly reminder: Valentine's Day is coming soon, so those who want to change their wives should take them to the Beijing Wildlife Park; those who want to change their husbands should take them to the Ningbo Zoo; these two places are more professional in tiger hunting.

7. God is fair to everyone. Since He allows you to celebrate Singles’ Day, he will not let you celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day.

8. After living for so many years, I have never celebrated Valentine’s Day, but Singles’ Day has been a lot!

9. Valentine’s Day is here, and I don’t have a lover to spend it with me!

10. I miss you so much. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

11. Everyone says I have a bad temper! Just kidding, no matter how good-looking or good-tempered you are, that’s fine!

12. It’s Valentine’s Day, let your boyfriends and girlfriends hold the flowers tightly. If the rose branch pricks me, I won’t be able to get up if I don’t have three to five million.

13. Since the breakup, traffic has been saved by 80%. 14. Whether you are on the road to find him or her, or you already have him holding hands with you.

15. The other person rejected your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.

16. Looking at your back, I thought you could scare thousands of troops to death. But when you turned around, I really underestimated you. You are fully capable of frightening millions of troops to death!

17. A vicious life turns us into highly educated hooligans.

18. Valentine’s Day turns into a lover’s disaster, the rise of singles!

19. After falling in love with you, I changed from a single with no worries to a single with worries.

20. On every romantic Valentine’s Day, there is always no one around.

21. In fact, the girl who claims to be a single aristocrat has a group of spare parts around her, silently protecting her. She does not really want to be single, she is just choosing food!

22. Every time at this time, I don’t want to look at the circle of friends anymore. There are too many dog ??food and I don’t want to see them.

23. I changed 10086 to boyfriend, so that I can always feel the care from my boyfriend.

24. Who will warm my heart? Who will illuminate my happiness? Who else will come to have a drink with me on this day? Why! Valentine's Day without a lover.

25. Valentine’s Day is coming soon, whoever likes me just give me a shout and I will chase you!

26. It’s time to talk to your girlfriend! 27. Close your eyes and empty your heart. Just let it be.

28. There are many things that you can’t figure out at the time. Don’t worry. If you think about it after a while, you won’t be able to remember them.

29. I am still single now. I would rather be a single person than be someone who reaches out to men for money and is looked down upon.

30. Don’t you feel tired? You have been running in my heart all day.

31. Only those who are good-looking can be called foodies, and those who are not good-looking can only be called losers! It’s true that ugly people tend to cause mischief, because those who are good-looking are unreasonably called coquettish!

32. It’s good to be single. It’s good to be single. It’s good to be with whomever you want.

33. The word loneliness almost ran through my entire long and hoarse adolescence.

34. Friendly reminder: Do not travel today or check Moments.

35. I am nine and you are three. Except for you, you are still you.

The above are some funny Valentine’s Day jokes for everyone to enjoy. I hope you like them!