20 satirical jokes

A girl got her boyfriend's engagement ring the night before, but her classmates didn't notice it, which made her very angry.

In the afternoon, when everyone was sitting and chatting, she suddenly stood up and said loudly, "Gee, it's really hot in here. I think I'd better let it go. "

Take off the ring. "

[I see the vanity of women]

Not long ago, a friend told me that he asked his girlfriend out, and her girlfriend always ran counter to him. He said, "Let's go for a walk." My girlfriend will say, "I'm tired." He said, "Let's have tea!" My girlfriend will say, "I want to walk again." My friend asked me to answer questions about "Why do women always talk sarcastically?" Today I will discuss this topic with netizens.

Women, successful people are female heroes; Those who have no career and go home to teach their husbands and children are virtuous and selfless. No matter what kind of woman has her own spiritual world, it is not difficult to see her vanity through her spiritual world.

A netizen commented in my published article that "a woman has a seed of vanity buried in her heart", and some people said that women are hypocritical. Yes, as a woman, I have to admit the vanity of women. In fact, there is no woman who is not vain in the world. Vanity is the embodiment of women's progress. Especially educated women, educated and knowledgeable women, the inner world is really complicated.

Because of vanity, women sometimes say the opposite on their lips. Such as: obviously like you, but say you are not my type; I really want to see you, but I don't want to see you; When I have time, I don't know if I have time. Obviously angry, but not angry for you; I miss you very much, but I answered the phone and said who wants to hear your voice. I miss you very much, but I can't remember the taste of missing you; I hope you are good to me, but I don't need you to be good to me. I clearly regret leaving you, but I never regret it. It can be seen that the vanity of women is extremely strong.

Because of vanity, women can skip meals and buy a fashionable dress. Buy an expensive set of cosmetics. Because of vanity, a woman always dresses herself up carefully and hates being told that she is not beautiful, not beautiful and not loved. A woman can be without talent, but she can't be without beauty, just as a woman can be without career, but she can't be without love. A woman's vanity makes her look cute, but sometimes it makes her look disgusting.

Vanity is full of women's spiritual world. Therefore, men often blame women for vanity. I think vanity is divided into high and low, high and low, and strong and weak. Maybe men only see women's low-level vanity, for example, they only pay attention to material aspects such as beauty, reality and glitz. I don't see how much vanity a woman has, such as her devotion to knowledge, talent, career and courage. But it is undeniable that some women's vanity is really just a skirt, a hairstyle and a dance; And some women's vanity is to treat the whole life, family, children and other major events with a very practical and competitive attitude, and strive for it unswervingly. The more vanity, the better, because it can stimulate people's enterprising spirit and make people do something, which is worthy of admiration.

It is true that vanity is not a proper term for women, and men also have vanity. Men's vanity is to conquer the world, conquer women, be famous all over the world and be immortal, so they do not hesitate to sacrifice their beautiful life.

The root of vanity lies in people's endless pursuit of life. Therefore, both men and women, without vanity, lose the motivation to forge ahead. Men's vanity is to satisfy women's vanity. A woman's vanity is to satisfy her own vanity.

Suppose men and women love each other. Because of vanity, women will deliberately put forward some "disguised protests" for two purposes: the first is to see if the person they like will refuse their opposition and prove whether they are masculine; The second is to test the other party's mind and deliberately disagree with him on some small matters to anger the other party. To put it bluntly, a woman's protest against a man is actually a coquetry. If you argue with her one by one without any harm, she will probably think that you are a man without measurement and will be hated.

Women can do whatever they want, but men are in a dilemma. If you flatter her, she will be charming; If you belittle her, she will cry; If you ignore her, she suspects you are having an affair-the only way is to love her consistently.

Don't give a friend a good prescription against a woman's vanity. For example, for rational women, they should express their thoughts directly; Be considerate of introverted women; For women with strong self-esteem, cleverly leave room; Treat lively and active women with static braking; For the rigid women in Xinjiang, to break the routine, they should first enter the role; For women with strong vanity, we should attack by innuendo, be decisive and self-reliant, and be straightforward, natural and unrestrained. In fact, women's mentality is varied, women's spiritual world is complex, and there is no master key to solve the mystery of women.

Friend, I tell you, because of a woman's vanity, sometimes a woman wants a man to ignore her protest and force her to obey his arrangement. Especially when a woman objects to a small matter, she wants to see a man's reaction to confirm his feelings for himself. When the sun goes down, you invite a woman to go for a ride, and she often disagrees: "Now go for a ride? Is it not too late to come back? " If you obey her at this time and give up this idea, it is definitely not the best policy.

My friend, please know that if a woman really protests against a man, it will often be accompanied by tears and fierce self-mockery.

Through women's spiritual world, we broke women's vanity, and let us understand a truth: women's hearts are complicated, and the world is also complicated. An effort may not be rewarded. If you take life seriously, life may not smile at you, and unknown sweat may not be able to water the harvest fruit. This is actually life. Otherwise, how could there be Les Miserables, White-haired Girl and White-haired Girl?

Qian Fan's The Vanity of Women reminds you how to look at women and life. The real world is not perfect, so don't expect you alone to last forever. Accompanied by men and women, there can be sincere friendship, joy and care; It is the greatest blessing in the world to have a little courage to understand and help each other, a little courage to be trustworthy and sincere. This luck deserves your tolerance, persistence and no regrets. Let it stay in my heart, wandering alone, recalling alone, and life is still sunny and complete!