There is an urgent need for jokes with different sounds and words. Go, go, go.

00 1◎ When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

002◎ arguing with MM about whether whales are fish or not, I finally said "I have something to say to myself", and she agreed that whales are not fish.

003◎ There is gold under a man's knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. I bury my wife in the ground in spring, and I will be shot in autumn!

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

006◎ People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Treasure.

007◎ Listen to you and leave me ten books!

008 ◎ Appears at the age of 0, and 10 goes up every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Play at the age of 60 and wander around the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!

009◎ Take off your clothes, I am an animal. Put on your clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

0 10◎ Teacher, just follow the old lady! ... after a long time ... teacher, please give me a break!

0 12◎ We have a little difference: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.