The most awesome and funny collection of couplets in history

1, Part I: doctoral students, graduate students, undergraduates, endless!

Downward: last session, this session, next session, next session unemployed!

Horizontal criticism: willing to study and admit defeat

2. Part I: The sheep on the hillside are not tanned;

Bottom line: The pigs in the pigsty didn't come for nothing!

Horizontal criticism: I am who I am

3, business association: love is in arrears, love has stopped, and fate is not in the service area;

Bottom line: don't respond, want to be busy, feelings can't be recharged.

Cross-approval: How to connect New Day Mobile?

4. Part I: Walking in the campus last night, I saw the frog pretending to be cool, spitting and spitting, and hitting the tree with his head.

Part two: Last night, the stadium was cool, and suddenly I heard that a dinosaur hit a tree. Terrible, terrible, poor little tree.

Horizontal Criticism: Ghost Story of Ghost Girl

5. Part I: Recalling the past years, a wife and a group of children.

Bottom line: Look at the current peace and prosperity, one child, one wife.

Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times

6. Part I: The person I love is taken away;

Bottom line: people who love me are terrible;

Horizontal criticism: Life is hard.

7. Part I: Redmi pumpkin soup, wife and children;

Bottom line: Redmi tortoise soup, a child, a wife, a group of people;

Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times.

8. Part I: The person I love was taken away;

Bottom line: people who love me are terrible;

Horizontal criticism: Life is hard.

9. Part I: The person I love doesn't love me;

Bottom line: I don't love people who love me;

Horizontal criticism: bad luck