What funny or classic paragraphs and sentences have appeared in The Line of Life and Death?

1, Long Wen: I am an asshole. I didn't think of going to my mother until I lost everything.

2, six products: dragon crow ... no, article, I beg you ... "

Long Wen: Let's call it a crow. I want to be a dragon in my life and a phoenix in my life. Finally, crows are good.

Not conspicuous, not conspicuous, everyone is familiar with it. The most important thing is that it has a nest and knows where it is going. ...

Mother Dragon: You can't talk like that, smelly boy.

Lang Zhangwen: I can't swear. You still think I'm a dirty boy playing rattle in front of you. Mom, I'm Long Zhangwen, your murderous son!

4. Dragon Claw to Mother Dragon: At this time, you should still think about whether they are nutritious enough. When they are shot, you will know that they are not short of iron. ...

5. Long Zhangwen said hoarsely after being shot: Punch in time. Then stand up and say, if you don't kill me, I will kill you!

6. Long Zhangwen said to the sweet potato boy: Cheer up and look at you. One person died in a battle the size of sesame seeds. Let me compare you, sweet potato. Do you like it?

7. Long Zhangwen: I, Long Zhangwen, swear to you with my flesh and blood, and return my rivers and mountains. Even a knife, a mountain in flames, a hail of bullets, even a piece of broken bone dust!

8. Long Ti shouted to Washington Wu at the top of the mountain: I am Long Wenzhong, and I am your friend! The boy's surname is Wu. Are you my friend?

9. The Dragon Crow meets four winds while riding patrol;

Crow: It's a waste of time to wander around alone!

Xiao Si: A good horse is carrying the bastard Qiuba. It's a good beast for nothing.

10, the dragon crow takes everyone to hide in the shell. ...

Crow: At nine o'clock, run!

Mantianxing: You are always at 8: 09, and you never wear a watch. Who knows!

1 1, Boss Zhao: How to write two happy words together?

Postman: Rooster, can you write?

Rooster: Can crows write happy characters?

12, four winds: I'm four winds. I'm a cosmopolitan, an impassable road and a raging wind.

13, four winds: I'm four winds, with two winds at my hands and two winds at my feet.

14. four winds sat on a rickshaw and counted loudly: "Fifty-six, fifty-seven, fifty-four, fifty-one. . . . . . "He doesn't have much.

Looking at Gu Shuo next to him, "Did I count correctly?"

Gu Shuo held back his smile with a sullen face: "Exactly.

15, four winds (rushing to the river): I think your skin is tight.

Next to a person: This is her man.

Sidaofeng (Gao Chongxin): Are you a man? Lightning is a perfect match!

16, four winds saw Gao Xin and Xiao He hugging each other, with a calm face: "I'm going to beat him to death. If I have time, I'll beat him to death!"

Ouyang: "Why did you kill him? Blow up the camp for him or for his hug? "

Four winds: "Do you need a reason to kill him? ! "

17, Xiao Si: Look, I'll show you what courage is ~

Ouyang: Actually, what you did moved me very much. Why embellish it here?

Small four: cheap ~

18, Sidaofeng saw Xiao Hebi's V-shaped gesture from the telescope and asked the people around him: What does he mean?

Long Wen said, "He said you 2"

19, Sidaofeng said: But do you know why I am with him? I don't want him to be smart, just because when he refuses you, his eyes will say, brother, what can I do for you? We are brothers, we are the same person. ...

20. Li: You go back to Shaman.

Four winds: Here you are? Are you the beloved Yang Guifei?

Li: Everyone who talks to me like this is dead.

Four winds: Hehe. If you talk to me like that again, I'll die laughing in front of you.

2 1, four winds: am I a terrible person?

Ouyang: There is a car, except that the wheels are triangular and it goes straight.

Sidaofeng: Why is there such a car?

Ouyang: Before I met you, I had already said that there was no such person.

22. four winds pestered Ouyang and Sifeng: "Why don't you let me come?"

"Because you are not party member."

"Why am I not party member?"

"Because you didn't write an application for joining the party."

"Why don't you remind me to write?"

"Because you can't write at all."

"Why don't you write it for me?"

"Because I don't like it, because there is no substitute. Even if you can't read, you have to show that meaning in your actions. "

"I'm not smart? Did I do less? "

"What you do is what you like to do. There is nothing special about our party."

"Your boy is circling me again!"

"It is obvious that you are circling me!"

23. Ouyang: Remember me, I am happy for you! You must be happy for me! Old four, I'm getting married!

Old four: Married? Who are you going to marry? With who? !

Ouyang: What are you doing?

Old four: Where's your wife?

Ouyang: I want to get married ... with my wife ...

24. Ouyang smiled bitterly: "I swear to myself that no matter heaven or hell, I will never give up." If I violate it, I will betray my creed, my belief, my personality and my morality, as well as everything I have learned in my past life and will realize in my future life. "

Four winds one leng: "It's strange, you swear that you are all so light, and you're still angry with yourself because you don't fight repeatedly every day.

Ouyang: "This oath is very heavy, very heavy."

25, Xiao He said: I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid you see me die!

26. Xiao He: I have waded through the lava of hell, and my heart is full of human streams. . .

Xiao He: "Do you think you are the most unfortunate person in the world? I'll exchange with you! Exchange this useless knowledge for a smiling face she gave you! Then I lived for 3 1 year just for a tear she shed for you! Change the time you want to live in the future! Change the right to cry here! Even if you cry to death, as long as you don't make trouble! "

28. Ouyang: Women who walk in rivers and lakes are not very good-tempered.

29. Ouyang: Home is not for nesting, but for thinking in your heart.

Ouyang: I beg you to get up. Our party has worked hard to tell many people that your knees are not for kneeling.

Xiao Si: My ass is sitting on my heel, and I'm sitting!

3 1, Ouyang: What's your real name?

Four: My surname is Sha.

Ouyang: I know. What's your name?

Four (mumbling voice): dog.

What?

Dogs.

What?

Sand dog! !

Ouyang: What are you going to do?

Crow: I am very impulsive.

Ouyang: I'll go, too.

Crow: What are you going to do?

Ouyang: I am also impulsive.

33. Zhao Da said to Ouyang: Man is his own hope!

34. "Sorry, brother, I didn't say you were a duck." Boss Zhao apologized to Xiao He.

Xiao He "Yes, I am a chicken."

Gao Xin: Teacher, what are you doing here?

Ouyang: I'm here for a home visit.

Gao Xin: Captain Lang?

Ouyang: I'm here ... to accompany his family visit.

36. Gao Xin said to Lao Si: But Lao Zi likes you! The whole world knows, but you don't know?

37. He Hume said to Gao Xin: Don't go! I'm not a part of a project called He! I am a silly, dizzy, excited and trembling He Hume!

38. Eight catties: Captain, my name is eight catties, and I brought back eight catties and 28 catties of ammunition. I don't call anyone.

39. Mother Dragon (Cantonese): Your father called you shit when he was alive.

40. Li: Loyal to Tian Xiao, in addition to violence and peace, double guns in hand, chivalrous. .

4 1, Liupin is wearing a crow's scarf and carrying a dragon. Mom: Mom, let's go home!

42. Liu Pin thought Xiao He was dead and helped him close his eyes.

Xiao He suddenly: Why did you close my eyes?

43. We learn to mature in the most annoying way, and learn to mature from the bodies of comrades-in-arms and friends.

When you think you are alive again, in fact, a part of you has died forever.

We are all short-lived ghosts who pursue eternity.

44. If the stars only appear for one night in a thousand years, then some people will believe in heaven from now on.

45. I am looking for these exquisite flower-like melodies, calling for a young and thoughtful soul of a star.