Happy sentences about mood and humor with pictures

We will be very happy when we encounter good things, such as when our wishes come true, when we receive generous rewards, or when we meet someone who makes you happy, you will feel extremely happy at this time. of happiness. Happiness is actually contagious. Happiness can increase our concern for other things, so if you are happy, don't forget to share your happiness with other people. Happy sentences about your mood with humorous pictures

1. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only get scolded when you don’t win the quarrel, and you will only get beaten when you win.

2. Are you afraid that I will steal your emoticons if you don’t chat with me?

3. As long as it is something you like, it basically has one of the following three characteristics: too expensive, too easy to gain weight, and not very willing to reply to your messages.

4. Shamelessness, if done well, is called a strong psychological quality.

5. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

6. Men have gold under their knees, but women have gold on their heads, necks, ears, and hands.

7. Looking back on this half of my life, the biggest official I have ever been is the QQ group administrator.

8. My wife picked up the frozen hairtail and slapped me. At that moment, I only felt that the cold "ice fish" was slapped randomly on my face!

9. Follow me Come on, if I have a mouthful of food, you can wash the dishes.

10. Today’s underground parking lots are designed like a maze, and you have to look for them for a long time before you realize you don’t have a car.

11. "I am a prodigal who is used to wandering, and I have been waiting for someone who can let me put down my backpack. I think you are the one I am destined for." "Stop talking nonsense, big bag The parcel has passed the security check, hurry up."

12. Put on the hardest plaster and play the wildest.

13. The reason for being fat is probably that my small body cannot accommodate my great personality.

14. Getting express delivery feels like reuniting with a long-lost relative, but often after taking it apart, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

15. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can have both poverty and ugliness.

16. I am not with you, you have to take care of yourself, remember to drink on time, and smoke more when you feel uncomfortable. You have to stay up late every day, remember to eat more midnight snacks, don’t eat too much breakfast, and remember to play with your mobile phone when crossing the road.

17. What is a warm man? A man who only warms one woman is called a warm man. A man who warms a bunch of women is a boiler-burner.

18. I clamor to lose weight every day, but it’s just a scare.

19. Mobile payment has made everyone’s life more convenient. You don’t have to go to the bank or open your wallet. You can know that you have no money anytime and anywhere.

20. In fact, real rich people are very low-key and cannot be seen from their appearance. Take me for example, although I often ride a broken bicycle on the street, who would know that I actually I also have an electric car at home. Happy and good-humored sentences on TikTok

1. Cherish that jealous girl, because she originally loves to eat meat.

2. It’s too tiring to like one person, so I like several at once.

3. When you feel that it is not possible, then go for a walk on the zebra crossing, that way you will become a pedestrian.

4. There are thousands of clothes in the wardrobe, but only the new ones are the best. The clothes I wore last year no longer match my temperament this year.

5. My mother likes to play mahjong, but after I was born, my mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and the whole family, because she suddenly found that playing me was more fun.

6. Just study, why do you need to take exams? Why is there no trust between people at all?

7. Raise your head at 45° just to prevent your nose from leaving. He lowered his head at 45° just to wipe his nose so that no one would see him.

8. If life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by the pound.

9. A few days ago, a girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery. The plastic surgery was quite successful. I can no longer recognize who asked me to borrow money.

10. As long as you have a lesson in mind, you won’t be skipping class wherever you go.

11. My wife is a very reasonable person. Every time she hits me, she will ask for my consent. If I say I don’t agree, she will hit me until I agree.

12. Stop complaining that you can’t find the right person among the 1.4 billion people. You can’t find a right answer to the four options of the multiple-choice question.

13. The exam is a matter for one person, but the score is a matter for the seven aunts, eight aunts, Lao Wang next door and a bunch of other people.

14. Why should you get married when you reach the marriageable age? Should you die after living an average lifespan?

15. I went from having nothing to having assets of over 100 million, from living in poverty to having luxury cars and villas. I didn’t rely on anyone else to do this, but all on my own, bit by bit, I figured it out!

16. When I was in my senior year of high school, I went to the bank to apply for a card. The counter gave me a form. The type of certificate I filled in was: rectangular.

17. From today on, as long as you are my friend, if you have no money, just let me know. I can tell you how I spent my days without money.

18. What I envy the most is that Tang Monk in Journey to the West didn’t even have to take a bath by himself. Every two episodes there would be a monster saying: Kids, wash that monk clean.

19. The road to success is always under construction!

20. When you are young, don’t despair because you have no money, because you have to know that you will never have money in the future. There are still many days left for money.

21. People say I have a bad temper. It’s a joke. I’m good-looking and have a good temper, so that’s okay. Why do you laugh when you are happy?

Laughter stimulates certain parts of the human brain to produce certain substances related to pleasure dopamine and endorphins. These things affect the entire head, making your smile happier and more relaxed.

Laughing is also a good exercise. Every time you laugh, about 80 muscles are involved in the exercise, from the face to the abdomen. Laughing 100 times can exercise the blood circulation of the heart and lungs, which is equivalent to the exercise effect of rowing for 10 minutes.