A collection of humorous Singles’ Day greetings in 2022

1. Four deep-fried dough sticks and one egg, I wish you a happy Singles' Day! The imperial edict has arrived: By God's blessing, the emperor decreed that you are now appointed as: the bachelor prince; the appointment period is: 20xx. 11.11~Forever; Mission: Organize a Singles’ Day party on 11.11 every year. Congratulations!

2. My birthday happens to be November 11th. My house number is No. 11. My middle school is in Class 11, my university is No. 11, my dormitory is Room 1011, and I work on the 11th floor after work. , no wonder I don’t have a girlfriend now... I can only wish everyone a happy Singles’ Day!

3. I am single again just after graduating from school! When I first started working, I was played around by the ladies in the office. Nowadays, professional women Why is this! More ferocious than a tigress! More cunning than a fox! I live in dire straits, so I’d better continue to be a bachelor

4. You walked into the besieged city and forgot about your brothers; washing and cooking is your patent ; Clean diapers and enjoy it. Send messages to stimulate you, and singles can live a free and comfortable life. But I tell you quietly, if you have the opportunity to enter the besieged city, don’t forget your single brothers!

5. On Singles’ Day, if you sneeze in the morning, it means that the person you have a crush on misses you at night; if you sneeze at noon, Sneezing means that the person you like misses you in the morning. If you sneeze in the afternoon, stop thinking about it, you have a cold!

6. Singles’ Day, the mood of a bachelor: loneliness, emptiness, coldness, envy Jealousy and hatred; bachelor's wish: meeting a person of the opposite sex, whether it is calamity or fate; bachelor's hope: the other half quickly takes a shortcut to find him, because 20xx is coming.

7. Explanation of terms - bachelor: the nickname is "Guangguang", which is a single aristocrat in science and a bachelor in common people. It was also called an older youth. The male bachelor is called Sheng Nan, also known as Saint Seiya. The female bachelor is called Sheng Nu. Also known as Saint Mary. Happy Singles' Day!

8. I would like to announce to my friends a very shocking and shocking news: this year I will maintain my single life for twenty years, long live the singles! Attachment: If you have a beautiful woman, don’t forget to recommend me!

9. “Singles’ Day is here, the bird is in love, the ant is living together, the fly is pregnant, the mosquito has a miscarriage, the butterfly is divorced, and the caterpillar has remarried. , the frog also gave birth to a baby, what are you waiting for?"

10. Advantages of singles: 1. High degree of freedom: not restricted by family and responsibilities; 2. Low responsibility: you can find people to chat with and talk nonsense after get off work; 3. Low financial pressure: With control in hand, one person has enough to eat and the whole family is warm.

11. Men are all good, women are all good, and I feel panicked on Singles’ Day. You are afraid of light, she is afraid of light, so make plans to take off your clothes early. You get the advantage, she gets the advantage, quickly take off your clothes and run to a well-off society. You steal the light, she borrows the light, and gives birth to the next generation of little light!

12. Searching for her thousands of times in the crowd, treading a smooth path. Suddenly I looked back and looked around, there were countless aunts and ladies. Occasionally, there are beautiful women who come to visit, and some of them are married women. Most of the rest are basically unsightly.

13. Here are some tips to help you get rid of your "nakedness" as soon as possible: learn noodles, which will become softer and more tender when exposed to water; learn chopsticks, and learn more; learn green onions, and you will have a clean life. Singles' Day is here, I wish your dreams will come true soon!

14. After being single for a long time, you will find that there are actually many benefits: your heart is more willing to love others, your eyes are better at discovering, and more importantly, you don’t need to Put all the effort into other festivals. Have a good time on Singles' Day and enjoy a happy single life.

15. Every year during Singles’ Day, there will be a lot of loneliness. Loneliness cannot be shared with a friend, unless it is a special friend who also feels the same loneliness. Friends in loneliness, let us comfort each other with our hearts!

16. You have to listen to the heart of a bachelor, don’t just care about your own blind date; you have to see the love of a bachelor, don’t just care about your own wonderfulness; You have to celebrate Singles' Day, don't just focus on your own happiness. Singles' Day, I wish you feel the joy of being single!

17. Singles' Day, let me tell you that the so-called singles are single people pretending to date, pretending to be intoxicated, pretending to be unable to sleep at night, pretending to be in love to the point of collapse, and finally want to pretend After getting married, the result was that God was serious, so I was still single.

18. A bachelor posted on the forum: Who can give me a woman, and I can create a nation! Classic reply: Poster, I’m sorry, I’m also short of women, but I can give you a baby Sow, the price of meat will definitely drop next year!

19. Men are all around, women are all around, and I feel panicked on Singles’ Day. You are afraid of light, she is afraid of light, so make plans to take off your clothes early. You get the advantage, she gets the advantage, quickly take off your clothes and run to a well-off society. You steal it, she borrows it, and gives birth to the next generation of little ones!

20. Seeing that you have been a bachelor for so many years, I think it must be because there are many, many people who have a crush on you, because until now No one has confessed to you yet. It's Singles' Day again, relax, it will be yours sooner or later to take off your "nude".

21. On Singles’ Day, I’ll teach you a secret trick to take off your naked body. At 11:11:11 on November 11th, put your palms together, with your ten fingers pointing up to the sky, and say: The sky is beautiful, the earth is beautiful, take off your clothes! Ancestors come to show their spirits. If you are sincere, you will be wise. Most people don't tell him!

22. It is good to be a bachelor, but I am afraid of sexual harassment. Seeing others being intimate makes my heart burn. He was originally an angel, but unfortunately his hair was plucked out. Singles' Day is approaching, and I really want to send my greetings, but I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it. Sorry, then I wish myself happiness!

23. I am the patriarch of the "strip naked" clan. Any single person who receives this text message can stay at my clan's Liu Yin Hu Ming Yu Yi for free on Singles' Day. The village became a double knot team and entered the team together, and obtained a permanent happy residence permit.

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25. Being single means being single, being single is tiring, being single is looking forward to the beauty, being single is painful, being single is lonely, and you still have to pretend to be busy on Valentine’s Day. It's miserable to be single, it's difficult to be single, and Singles' Day is also ruined by text messages. Hey, Happy Singles' Day!

26. Confucius said: A well-fed man doesn't know how hungry a hungry man is, and a clothed man doesn't know how cold he is when naked! Singles' Day is here, give some food to the hungry men, give it to the naked ones A blessing from me, I hope he can have clothes to wear next year!

27. When a bachelor comes out, one can match the two; he is so bright and lacks a partner; he is upright and lives a happy life; he has to be the one to honor his ancestors; he is brilliant. Brilliant, chic and romantic. On Singles' Day, I hope your worries will disappear and your days will be more beautiful.

28. Singles’ Day has arrived, single people have not found a partner, they have not found a lover, there is no sense of friendship and family affection, there is nowhere to say sweet words, there is no need to worry about thinking, no one cares about eating and sleeping, It feels so good to live freely!

29. Hold the fried dough sticks with chopsticks, and one pair of bachelor sticks will hit the other pair. When separated, there will be four bachelor sticks. Slowly put them into your mouth and eat them all. The remaining ones will form a pair. May all singles have a happy holiday and never celebrate Singles’ Day again after today!

30. Search for love wholeheartedly, wish for good things all your life, and smile bitterly every year today. Friends, don’t worry, smile more, your love will eventually arrive, happy Singles’ Day!

31. Singles’ Day is here, and the organization has asked me to tell you: speed up the development of relationships, consolidate the foundation of love, and implement The institution of marriage creates a world for two, and we work tirelessly to create a new life!

32. We are all older young people, living in the forest of high-rise buildings; we are all older young people, and we are still Alone and alone. Today is Singles’ Day, I wish all the older singles a happy Singles’ Day! Singles’ Day humorous jokes

33. I just made a very difficult decision: Super Singles’ Day will be in a few days, and I originally planned to take off my clothes in advance. , but the weather is too cold and you will catch a cold if you take off your clothes, so it is better not to take off your clothes! I wish GGMM who is not afraid of the cold will take off her clothes as soon as possible.

34. Singles’ Day is here, send a reminder via text message: If you are a white-bone spirit, lower your requirements; if you are a leftover woman, find a boyfriend quickly; if you are a tram family, learn to relax; if you are an otaku, move around and communicate more. Come on, find a companion!

35. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I didn’t think of you, I wouldn’t have noticed. Days pass day by day, today is a good day for you, don’t forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy Singles’ Day!

36. This year’s Singles’ Day is coming as scheduled again, I hope Singles must maintain a modest and prudent style, neither arrogant nor impetuous, and a pragmatic style of looking for partners when they are available, and not looking for them if they are not available, so as to create a new situation in the work of singles.

Happy Singles' Day!

37. Look for the traces of love in the grass. I am alone, just because I want to be nice to one person, not to be a millionaire. Wait sincerely, open sesame, and welcome the little fairy you like. On Singles' Day, I hope you can turn her into your wife as soon as possible!

38. On Singles' Day, the organization asks me to charge you: to speed up the development of relationships, consolidate the foundation of love, implement the marriage system, and create a world for two. Strive unremittingly to create a new life!

39. Pick up your phone, wave your fingers, touch every keyboard, enter words and sentences, combine them into blessings, click on the text message to send, click Ring your phone and send my best wishes: I wish you a happy Singles' Day!

40. The beauty of Singles' Day is that you don't join the bustling dating army, don't join the mighty movie theater, and don't I worry about choosing the wrong color or ordering the wrong flavor, but I still have time to send you a text message to say hello. Happy Singles' Day!

41. New interpretation of Singles' Day: Search for love wholeheartedly, wish for good things all your life, smile bitterly every year today.

42. Even if we are singles and are afraid of everything, we are not afraid of divorce. Who is like a househusband? If there is an internal dispute, the fixed assets will be reduced by half by accident.

43. Being a bachelor is good, being a bachelor is wonderful, the life of a bachelor is wonderful; there is no quarrel, no fuss, the life of a bachelor is really free; he enjoys himself, laughs by himself, the world of a bachelor is so wonderful. Singles' Day is here again, I wish you happiness, sweetness and joy!

44. Singles are harassed every day without realizing it. The sound of a blind date comes at night, how much do you know if you take off the "light". Don't worry, don't argue, as long as you work hard, taking off the "light" will eventually come true. On Singles' Day, may you encounter a peach blossom disaster and be happy with your heart.

45. On Singles’ Day, I wish you to polish away your worries, drive away your sorrows, wipe away your pain, forget all your sorrows, and drive away all your bad luck, and then take the opportunity to go out for a walk. , in exchange for a happy face. Wish you a happy Singles' Day!

46. When will you get a girlfriend? I thought to myself. I wonder if the female netizen has a boyfriend? If not, I will not be single for long. Today, Singles' Day, I am determined not to be a bachelor. I want to say to you: Marry me. If you don't marry me, I swear to marry you.

47. Singles’ Day is here, and loneliness is lingering. If you get your boyfriend, I will help you. Accompany him to go crazy and make noise with him. Moderate craziness is not boring. Don’t disturb when playing games. Keep quiet and accompany your heart. Friends Act as a supporting role in front of you, and then act like a spoiled brat when you get home.

48. Singles’ Day is here, and the weather is so beautiful! Come on, my friends, let’s go shopping and see if we can meet two single friends of the opposite sex. Let’s chat by the way and let’s talk first. , I guarantee you will have a happy day today! Singles' Day text message

49. Singles' Day is here, I wish the married "nunchucks" happiness and sweetness; the "cave sticks" in love love sweetness; and the single "nunchucks" "Single sticks" will become nunchucks as soon as possible; regardless of whether they are male or female bachelors. Happy Singles' Day!

50. Singles' Day is here. I wish my single friends a brilliant life, a bright and upright behavior, a bright future, and good luck. The "light" of love will illuminate your life after this Singles' Day!

51. Walking alone often means taking the No. 11 bus to send you 1111, four legs, two people walking together, Singles' Day It's almost here, quickly find a pair of legs to accompany you. If you receive a text message, if you don't work hard, you may dream of a four-legged monster running.

52. Singles’ Day is here, opportunities and marriages are with you, joy and sweetness are holding you, beauty and good luck will follow you, happiness and love will always be with you. I wish you a happy Singles’ Day and a happy life.

53. On Singles’ Day, remember to pursue the “Eight Lights” policy: your career should be graced, your life should be beautiful, your love should be exposed, your wisdom should shine, your happiness should be lighted, your happiness should be borrowed, and your worries should be wiped out, my friend. Honor the invitation!

54. It’s good to be single, because you won’t fall in love and have no worries; it’s good to be single, because you’ll be quiet and no one will make noise. If you are in a good relationship, you will not be lonely or troubled; if you are in a good marriage, your husband and wife will love each other until they grow old.

Whether you are single or in love, I wish you all a happy Singles Day!

55. Pursuit should be about union as the ultimate goal, emotion as the lifeblood, people as the basis, honesty as the key, and action as the focus. A smart project of research, analysis, innovation, thinking, and execution. I wish you an early farewell to being single and a happy Singles' Day!

56. You have to listen to the heart of a bachelor, don't just care about yourself; singles You have to see love, don't just care about your own wonderfulness; you have to live the bachelor's day, don't just care about your own happiness. On Singles' Day, I wish you feel the happiness of being a single!