The complete works of Ceng Xiaoxian's TV jokes

Holding a bag of frogs in his hand

A mute comes from the west.

There is a trumpet pinned to the waist.

Lama is carrying a bag of frogs.

I want to exchange frogs for speakers pinned to the dumb waist.

Don't preach the dumb.

Don't want to trade horns for frogs brought by lamas.

The Lama carrying the frog is in a hurry.

Pick up the frog in your hand and hit it

Don't brag about dumb frogs.

Don't cry roast meat, dumb.

Take off the horn and hit it.

The Lama carrying the frog blew a trumpet.

I don't know, the Lama with the frog on his back

One frog hit the other corner of the mute with another frog.

I don't know. Don't be silly.

Hit the Lama who lifted the frog with his horn.

The Lama carrying the frog went home to stew the frog.

Don't brag about the mute standing there.

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.

Fight one-on-one