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A short sentence that can make people crazy

1. What sentences do you want to praise? 1. If you love someone, you must tell him, not to let him repay you, but to remind him that there are still people who love him so much when he denies himself in the dark days to come. He's not worthless.

2. People always say that I have a bad temper, which is really funny! I wish a good-looking person like me had a good temper.

The beginning of the story is always like this, which coincides with the encounter and is caught off guard. The ending of the story is always like this, two flowers bloom, and the sky is far apart.

I know all the reasons, but I just don't like being reasonable!

I am an understanding person, so I won't feel embarrassed when I speak. If I say something that makes you uncomfortable, don't think too much. I did it on purpose.

6. The best tacit understanding in the world is not that someone understands what you mean, but that someone understands what you want to say.

7. You should remember that no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

8. Just because I can eat doesn't mean I'm a foodie. It just means I'm easy to raise.

9. Cherish my people when I am ugly and fat, and I will repay you doubly when I lose weight.

10. Cheap and greedy, there is no such thing as a free lunch.

1 1. Before you want anything, ask yourself if you can afford it.

12. Cheer up and don't be unkempt all day. After washing your face, you will find that you have a fresh and ugly face.

13. Except for the pain of leaving your patients or relatives and friends, other pains are brought to you by your own values.

14. Don't look for me where all the flowers are moving. If I want to meet each other, all I can do in all kinds of mixed feelings is to return to the original after a long journey.

15. I especially envy those who can't eat when they are sad and then lose weight. I don't have such a moment anyway. No matter how sad I am, I insist on eating.

2. A word can make others give me a compliment soon, and an auspicious word can make people praise you.

For example, if you like it once, your luck will increase. Zan, a network term, means "approval" and "love".

This network language comes from the "like" function of the network community. The amount of praise you give and receive, your preference for giving praise, etc. It can reflect to some extent what kind of person you are and what kind of state you are in.

Behind the praise, you reflect on yourself. The "like" function that was popular on the Internet before has been translated into the popular words "like" and "like".

"Like" is popular because the introduction of this function brings convenience to social interaction and caters to people's desire to express their feelings. Praise of psychological identity is a kind of psychological identity. "This information is really good and reasonable. The content is about cultivation and positive energy. I like it "; "Snowy plateau, blue sky and white clouds, towering peaks, this photo is refreshing, everyone * * * appreciates it and forwards a WeChat, like it"; The animation is interesting, the design is humorous, relaxed and great.

Seeing the colorful WeChat, although I don't say it, netizens will have similar ideas in their minds, which will inevitably lead to attitudes such as support, approval and preference, or subjective emotional feelings such as appreciation and relaxation. Out of psychological identity, one sentence is in favor of the most important and basic mode for people to deal with WeChat.

Praising this expression of psychological identity reflects your attitude or cognitive tendency to some extent. However, praise and approval are still not completely equal.

Approval is a clear support attitude to the content or form of WeChat. As an expression of attitude, approval has so-called stability, directionality and judgment, and needs more time and analysis, which is of essential significance. Relative recognition, as a response, praise is not only related to psychological recognition, but also influenced by many factors, such as praise is explosive, without much thought and simple operation; Familiar people support each other to exchange feelings and praise; After you like it, you can get good reviews. After being praised, you can express your gratitude and give others a compliment. Like means "I have seen it", and so on.

On WeChat, Zan's behavior pattern is 1, and the common pattern is "This information and picture are good. Thanks for sharing, but you are too lazy to reply or can't think of anything to reply. Please like it. " This is the most important reason for praise.

Liking is a process of participation, which shows that you agree with the object you like and this social platform. 2. The interaction patterns are familiar to each other. In order to maintain this relationship, there will be interactive praise behavior. Content is not important, but relationship is very important; 3. Interest mode voting, advertisements, preferential activities launched by public accounts in friends circle, and a certain number of likes published by Friend Request. There is a feeling of being "liked"; 4. Presence mode likes to exist, similar to "Hehe, uh-huh" in chat, which is an attitude used by WeChat; 5, idol mode, you are my goddess, so click a praise to show concern; 6. Crazy mode No matter whether the information is good or bad, after seeing the published information, I always like it habitually, and "like" is like this; Let you know who you really are. Psychologically speaking, as a material source and stimulus, WeChat always leads people to think or judge.

Different people, different mentality, have different responses to WeChat, and the simplest response includes liking. Praise is a kind of treatment and an attitude.

Researchers from Cambridge University and Stanford University analyzed the personality characteristics of fans based on a certain amount of "like" data of more than 80,000 online volunteers. Researchers have found that a person's psychological state can also be expressed through their "liking" of favorite pages.

The computer only needs to analyze 10 "likes", and the accuracy of judging a subject's personality is higher than that of his colleagues; The accuracy of analyzing 70 likes is higher than that of friends or roommates. The accuracy of analyzing 150 "likes" is higher than that of parents, siblings and other family members. And 300 "likes", the accuracy of the analysis results is actually higher than its partner. For example, the key word "like" that has the greatest relationship with "parents' divorce" is "I'm sorry, I love you" and "If I am with you, I just want to be with you, not others".

This shows that such life events will leave people with permanent traces of behavior, which can be detected and further studied in the network environment. Researchers believe that it is of far-reaching significance to predict the state of parents' divorce, because the impact of parents' divorce on people is far beyond estimation, and online behavior can help us better understand our inner feelings.

Habitual praise is of no help. In the process of social praise, users think that they have got good opinions, the latest news and beautiful pictures, and their body and mind have been satisfied. For information publishers, being praised is a kind of attention and recognition, and sometimes it seems to be a kind of psychological satisfaction or expectation. There are subjective feelings such as support, appreciation and recognition between the sender and the receiver behind praise. It is precisely because of this that the praise settings or functions of WeChat can be brought into play, forming numerous "likes".

If you want to express your love and preference for WeChat content and creative forms, you'd better like it after reading it, because this is your true reflection, and it is recommended not to like it at will. Praise may give the other person a feeling of concern and recognition, which may bring feelings closer. However, this is not the best way to maintain interpersonal relationships.

Habitual and random praise sometimes affects the real and effective emotional communication between people, without substantive communication. Several WeChat "friends circle" psychology experts from the Psychological Measurement Center of Cambridge University in the United Kingdom believe that in the future, computers are likely to infer people's psychological characteristics and respond accordingly, and then develop into machines with emotional intelligence and social skills.

In a few years, the human-computer interaction scenes depicted in science fiction movies will become within reach. For example, employers can find more suitable job candidates according to personality tests; Marketers can also make corresponding product and service improvements; Personality analysis can even help people find more targeted dates online. In fact, it is not mysterious to analyze personality through praise. People with different humanistic characteristics such as gender, education level, region, nationality and occupation.

3. Sentences that make people elegant. People with elegant jokes live in sunshine:

Pick a little morning light, decorate the freshness of the day, hold a handful of sunshine and warm the mood of the season. Run with the bull in the rain and release the romance in your heart. The reverie under the white clouds brought back the breadth and flight of the spiritual space. Listening to a cheerful and smooth music, there is no melancholy cloud on my face, and a bright sun is burning in my heart. Write a smile on your face, the beauty of the four seasons of life, that is, like a small bridge and flowing water, like a cool breeze and a bright moon!

Elegant people are very calm:

Calm is a good state of mind, which can only be achieved by calm and mature people; Calm is a kind of great wisdom, which can only be achieved by rational and calm people. Peace is the key to our happiness, happiness and success.

Elegant people can be tolerant and humble;

Sometimes, life is a kind of compromise, a kind of tolerance and a kind of accommodation. Not everything is suitable for a tit-for-tat, forceful and colorful life, with sunny days and downpours. Toughness has the advantage of toughness, and tolerance has the advantage of tolerance. At any time, we need to judge the situation and take appropriate actions. Compromise is not necessarily weakness, tolerance is not necessarily incompetence, and harmony is precious. Sometimes, accommodating tolerance is also a kind of wisdom.

Elegant people are always full of hope for life;

Life can't bear too much affectation, nor can it sigh too much sadness and regret. Even with what kind of grievances and helplessness, it is just an ornament of life, brilliant and beautiful. All this is just many touching episodes in the course of life! In fact, there are too many surprises and discoveries in the world, and even if they pass away quietly one day, they will not feel sorry. After all, there are countless hopes and beauties in the journey of life.

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4. sentences that make people feel free and easy. Don't turn the page that you can't turn over. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes.

Maturity is not that one's heart grows old, but that one can still smile when tears are spinning.

When people are most sad and panic, there are no tears. Tears always flow at the end of the story, at the end of everything!

People can live happily, but we choose complexity, sigh!

Hate can stir up disputes, and love can cover up all mistakes.

Pack up your mood and keep walking. If you miss the flowers, you will reap the rain. If you miss this one, you will meet the next one.

In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

Life is only a few decades, don't leave any regrets for yourself, laugh happily. Cry if you want, and love when you should. There is no point in suppressing yourself.

Regret is an emotion that enervates the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake. So don't regret.

Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

5. Sentences/paragraphs/short messages 1 praised by many people. I quietly blindfolded you, gently put a watermelon skin under your feet, watched you step on it gently, and looked at you looking for teeth everywhere with deep affection-don't say that I am not good, because I really hope that we will become friends on the day when we have no teeth!

2. Read with me. If there are no mistakes at all, there will be a big prize: Wang forgets that when it is over, Wang expects it. Wow, you scream really well. I will give you a bone!

God is a thief, stealing for another year. At the end of the year, I looked for it in a panic. Fortunately, you are still here! I asked him: Why not steal with you? He shrugged and said, this friend is too heavy in your heart for me to move!

4. In order to thank friends for their support all the time, a large-scale send-off activity was held on the occasion of Christmas. All my friends who have a certain position in my mind will get a short message worth 10 cent in advance. Merry Christmas!