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Joke Mulan poem

Haw after haw, Mulan has a low IQ. How much is it? Zero zero one asked the woman what she thought and what she remembered, and she also thought something. Last night, she saw an invitation, a five-star restaurant and a menu of twelve volumes. Grandpa is famous for everything. Mulan doesn't have a big brother. She is willing to gallop. From then on, she supported me to buy big buns in the east, fire in the west, fried dough sticks in the south and fried in the north. However, when I heard the sweet potato roasting so loudly, I bid farewell to the Yellow River. I didn't hear my parents calling a female voice at dusk in Montenegro, but I heard the boiling water so loud that Wan Li went to feast guests, and if the guests flew thousands of miles, the fragrance spread to deer and the turkey oil shone. When the guest died, Mulan came back to see the son of heaven after eating her fill. The son of heaven sat in the woodshed and provided 12 capsules to hundreds of cows, sheep and Khan, and got whatever she wanted. Mulan didn't have to wash the dishes. She was willing to come all the way when I heard that my sister was coming. I sharpened my knife and opened my East Pavilion door for my parents, sat on my West Pavilion bed, took off my kitchen robe, used my dress as a window to eat cloud cakes, ate egg yolks in the mirror and went out to see hot pot. I coveted 12 years. Mulan is as strong as a ram rabbit eating leaves, a female rabbit eating radishes, and two rabbits eating at the same table. Can Ann tell whether she is a man or a woman? Chirp, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747! Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers. She wants to, and she has no money to buy a plane. Last night, she saw a military poster and needed bombers and 12 planes, but she couldn't afford one. Grandpa didn't have much money, Mulan didn't have gold and silver, so she was willing to buy steel planes from now on. She buys drawings in the east, screws in the west, glass in the south and tin in the north. She refused to go to the old hangar. No, I didn't hear her parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the general shouting hahaha. Wan Li flew the plane, but he didn't climb the mountain. The hot air spreads on the wings and the sun shines on the glass. The general is scared to death, and the soul of a strong man has flown. The son of heaven is lying in a hospital bed. He gave them a slap in the face. Khan asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell. I want to drive 747 and fly back to my hometown. My parents heard the girl's voice and picked up the machine gun. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she raised her hand and raised her gun. I heard that my sister came, and my brother sharpened his knife and turned mentally retarded. I opened my cabin door, entered my plane cabin, took off my wartime robe, put on my flight suit, put on more grenades, and planted machine guns outside. When they went out to bury the bomb, their relatives and friends were surprised and busy: twelve years apart, I didn't know Mulan was going crazy. The madman stepped on the ground, the idiot's eyes were closed, and the two walked side by side. Who can say I'm not normal? After hee hee hee, the pretty girl is on the plane;

I can't smell the dial tone, only women sigh.

Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers;

Women have nothing to think about, and women have nothing to remember.

I was really shocked when I went online last night;

Twelve letters from my sister were all invited to meet under the net.

The beautiful girl is married and has taken someone else's surname;

The purpose of surfing the Internet is to entertain ourselves and make new friends.

The eastern version is idle, and the western version writes autobiography;

South to talk about heart songs, north to talk.

Face up to the internet and connect at dusk;

I didn't hear my husband call his wife, but I heard the insects keep barking.

But quit the chat room and go to the boring version;

I didn't smell insects, but I saw invitations flying all over the sky.

Seeing her husband offline, her husband burst into tears;

If you only care about Internet addiction, you are in debt.

Ask the woman where she wants to go, and frankly worship her parents.

Take a thousand miles to go to an appointment to tell your heart.

Hearing the news of my daughter, I was anxious to hide everywhere.

Aunt heard her sister coming and quickly locked the doors and windows;

As soon as I heard this, I quickly climbed up the east wall.

Open my old door and move your arhat bed;

Open my old cupboard and search your password box.

When counting money at the window, go to the airport immediately;

Seeing netizens thousands of miles away, their eyes sparkle;

I've been online for a month, and I don't know what a beautiful girl looks like.

Dinosaurs are shy, and pretty girls are puffed up.