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An alien went to the earth to buy food. Seeing a stall selling pork, he went over and extended three fingers to the stall owner. The stall owner held out five fingers to him. The alien made a gesture of raising a gun, and the stall owner made a gesture of asking the alien for money. Whoosh ~ ~ The alien flew home. He said to his wife, "Wife, I never dare to go down to earth again!" " "The wife asked him," why? "The alien replied," Because the earthlings are so powerful, I told a pork seller that I killed three people, and he said that I killed five people. I said I killed them with a pistol, and he said he pinched them with his hands. "