Ask for a short script! ! 200 points (not enough)

Well, I think Song Zhi's> is quite appropriate, and it can also be bribed and has a certain comedy effect. I recommend this book to you because the seniors in the performance department of our school have sorted it out. Besides, this book is a one-act play, which can save the scheduling problem of changing scenes. It's simpler.

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(one-act play)

Character: Feng Xiazao (Sun's wife)

Sun Benben (Mayor Sun)

Kang Gonghou (Secretary of the Youth League of the Three People's Principles)

Ma (member of the party group and director of the office)

Qian Xiaofang (owner of a shoe store with a special relationship with Kong Xiangxi)

Mary (delegate to the National Women's Congress)

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Time: After the victory of the Anti-Japanese War

Venue: a big city where the representative of a country has not yet been elected.

Scene: Sun Ben is in the living room.

Feng: (Dressed up) For this, for this, for Sun (louder than one).

Sun: (jumping on the stage) Alas, alas, here we go!

Feng: (orders) Bring me my high heels.

Sun: Which pair? Yellow, black or silver?

Feng: (impatiently) Black, black, black! Ouch! It's really a loss, how can you be such a baby that you can't even hold a pair of shoes!

Sun: Why do you get up so early in the morning?

Sun brings the shoes and kisses Feng's feet before putting them on.

Feng: (indignant) What's more, your mayor asked me to worry about you. Ouch! Easy, it hurts me. All for you. I danced with Tom all night yesterday, and it still hurts! (Want to smoke, Sun hands her a cigarette and lights it) Oh! These two universities are going to hold elections for deputies to the National People's Congress, so no one asked you?

Sun: (taking the cigarette handed by Feng and continuing to smoke) Yesterday, Secretary Santuankang came to see me.

Feng: (hastily) You agreed?

Sun: (proudly) Secretary Kang came to visit in person. Can I refuse?

Feng: (sharply reprimanded, pointing to Sun's head and pushing him to the ground) You big bastard! Go away! Go away!

Sun: (foolishly) What? Wrong promises?

Feng: (hard, prone on the sofa, splashing) you! Why aren't you dead! Such a good opportunity! You almost missed it!

Sun: (in amazement) I didn't miss it!

Feng: You still keep your mouth shut! (Kicking the shoes to the ground, Bang Sun puts them on)

Sun: No, I dare not be strong. You always complain that I can't drill. I

Feng: You (hate that iron doesn't turn into steel, and then kick your shoes to the ground and Sun will help you put them on) are simply a whore. You can't even lift them! After the Central Committee came back, who didn't work under the Japanese? (pulling Sun's ear) Just you! He is the mayor under the Japanese rule, and the central government is still the mayor!

Sun: (giving Feng a massage) I said don't be angry.

Feng: Now we are robbing democracy in all aspects, such as "Three Greens", "Huangpu", "CC" and "New Games". (walks to the front desk) Democracy, democracy, is not just to get rich, if they come to me again!

Sun: Goodbye?

Feng: See how I deal with him!

Someone knocked at the door outside, and an intimate voice said, "Is Ben at home?"

Sun: (hurriedly) Here, here!

Feng: Ah! Tidy up, sit down, pretend to be an office, pride, my slippers (blink)

(changes his face and says in a charming voice) Who is it?

A thin gentleman opened the door and came in with something in his hand.

Kang: (affectionate) Is Ben at home? (poked around)

Walk quickly into the living room.

Kang: I work for my brother! Excuse me! Excuse me! This ... (pointing to Feng)

Sun: (swaggering) Director Kang! This is my wife Feng Xiazao!

Feng: (bowing, looking very polite) Director Kang, I've heard a lot about you!

Kang: Where, where, one of our own, don't be angry!

Feng: (posturing) Director Kang, please sit down.

Kang: (magically taking something out of the bag) I got a small gift, a glass raincoat imported from America. How about your wife trying?

Feng: Yo! How dare we! (putting on airs, staring all the time)

Kang: Nothing, nothing. Please accept it!

Feng: (posturing) Do you think instinct is necessary?

Sun: It's up to you!

Feng: (laughs) Thank you.

Kang: (relieved) Also, this is a leaflet for my brother to run for the National Congress. Please leave your wife and Ben in this town.

Feng: (takes a closer look) This is something new! (Slowly) Please choose Mr. Kang Gonghou who loves the people like a son-

Kang: (smug explanation) Well, I love people as if they were all my sons.

Feng: (a little compliment) Very good!

Kang: How about it? Criticism (error)

Feng: You must be elected!

Sun: (echoing) Of course, of course. (Feng Bai gives him a look, and Sun hurriedly sits down)

Kang: Thanks to everyone's help! Brother Ben, look, how many tickets can this town hold?

Sun: (sorry) How much is it? (to his wife) How much is it?

Feng: (pointing to Sun) At least 100,000!

Kang: (surprised) One hundred thousand?

Sun: (proudly) One hundred thousand is nothing. If I am happy, I can do it1100,000! Feng glanced at him to show that he blew the wrong cow.

Feng: (turning around and laughing) Yes, no one here knows the mayor. At that time, he could just fill it in casually, and no one would say anything!

Kang: (finally making up his mind and patting his legs happily) Well, my brother invited two people to Sanhe Building for a potluck tonight. Please do join us-

Sun: (happily) a light meal!

Feng: (glancing at him and turning to pose) Unfortunately, Director Huang tonight. ...

Kang: (exaggeratedly and excitedly) Huang? Huang is a new sport. He started as a pimp for Mrs. Jiang. He's a fucking eunuch. You are both loyal comrades-in-arms, and you can't walk with that kind of person under any circumstances. Gentlemen, please come to my house tonight.

Feng: (wriggling) Mr. Gong Zhan also said ...

Sun: (to himself) What the hell is this?

Kang: (flustered, almost at the same time as Sun) What did he say? He, he is the strategist of CC, who doesn't know. Did CC do a good thing after running the party for so many years? CC has fallen, and soon we will change their lives.

A man appeared at the door, pushing his glasses to see Kang.

M: Whose life do you want to change? Brother Gong Hou ... (gentle) Which mayor Sun?

Sun: Me, I am. What's your last name?

Ma: (hands combing hair) Me, Ma, this is my film! (handing over a business card)

Sun: Oh, oh, Director Ma.

Ma: Mr. Wang was afraid of being sent to pay tribute to Mayor Sun and brought some small gifts. Here you are, a bar of soap, half a dozen toothpastes, two toothbrushes and three towels.

After understanding his purpose, Kang sat down angrily.

Sun: (I don't know what it is, but I quickly introduced it) My wife made it.

Feng: (bowing) I've heard a lot about you!

M: (I have noticed) I didn't see your sister-in-law (making out immediately). Hey, look how thin she is recently!

Feng: (also skilled) Really? Maybe this is a public exhibition, sir.

Ma: (hastily) Gong Zhan and your wife are acquaintances?

Feng: (vaguely past) Hmmm ... Oh ... Hmmm ... This gift-

M: It was entirely Mr. Lifu's idea. Please accept (give in to Feng) Lifu's first face-

Sun: Then take it. Take it!

Go over after the horse fight and look at Kang. Ignore each other.

M: (speaking loudly on purpose) Because Mr. Yan is an acquaintance of Mr. Gong Zhan, I think we have talked about the representative.

Kang: (impatient) Wait. Wait! This is my brother, and he promised to vote for me!

M: (ignoring it) Then you must invite two people together at 7 o'clock tonight!

Kang: (blocking) No! You two promise me a light meal!

Feng: (in a dilemma) Mm-hmm. I

Ma: (suddenly like discovering a new continent) Hey! Ms. Xia Zao, you are very beautiful. Can I have the honor to accompany you to dance in Yiyuan after dinner?

Kang: (angry) What a rascal! (Laughter) Early summer. Ignore him. I'm going to hold a party for you myself! (angrily to the horse) I tell you, I've made up my mind!

Ma (also want to add) where do you want to monopolize!

Kang: Everything has priorities! (into smiles appealed) We are old friends!

Ma: She has a deep relationship with Teacher Gong Zhan!

Kang: Anyway, she will always be mine! (Lafon)

Ma: Mine! (The other side of Lafon)

Kang: (angrily) mine!

Ma: (more angry) mine!

Kang: (shouting loudly) She is my cousin!

Ma: Bah!

The other side pulls Feng.

Kang: Mine.

M: mine.

……

Sun: (It's about to start a fight, stop it at once) It's easy to discuss. Easy to discuss. You are both involved. What the hell!

A fat man with a big belly is holding something. He came onto the stage with a howl and a smile.

Money: Yo! So lively, so lively! (Straight to this) Long time no see, brother!

Sun: Oh! General manager Qian, what brings you here!

Money: Ms. Xia Zao. Look at this! These two pairs are new shoes that our factory has not put on the market yet. Please try it on.

Feng: I can't afford it!

Money: one of our own. I am honored to help you! If you have anything to do in the future, let me know. Gold and dollar bills are ready. Just use it!

Feng: (Still polite) We didn't do anything for you-

Money: Where, where! All you have to do is help your brothers in this NPC election!

Ma Kang: (I can't help wondering, at the same time) Do you also want to run for public office?

Money: These two?

Feng: (sarcastically) This is Director Ma of the Central Bureau of Investigation and Statistics, and this is Secretary Kang of the Third Youth League Branch!

Money: (fuels) You take care!

Man: (threatening) What do you do?

Money: (while smoking) Me? I am the general manager of Yuda Bank and most shoe stores.

M: You are the manager of the shoe store. Why are you running for national representative? What is the motive (such as interrogation)?

Money: (throws cigarettes to Kang and Ma) Tired of doing business, I want to buy an official!

M: Looking at Kang) Did you do it, too?

Kang: (Nodding) Yes, you still need to take care of government affairs?

Man: (like a spy) I advise you to do business honestly, or I will send someone to your bank to audit the accounts tomorrow.

Money: (it doesn't matter, laughs) You go and check it out. Fortunately, that bank was opened by Kong Dean!

Ma Kang: (Meanwhile) What, Kong Dean? !

Money: (Chuckles) Hahahaha! How dare you run for office without a background these days? (Feng Hesun glances and nods at the same time)

Man: (See the wind is wrong) Why bother? Dude, why do rich people fight for this representative and leave a bowl of rice for others to eat!

Money: That's more like it!

Kang: (rushing forward with money in his hand) So your brother surrendered?

Money: I can't give in. I spent millions, and Li Ben hasn't come back yet. Give in? Joke! (shaking off Kang's hand)

Kang: (further threatening) If you insist-

Money: How about it? ——

Kang: There are role models there. Watch your head!

Money: Huh? ——

A woman's voice outside the door: May I come in? Like a gust of wind, I came in with a bunch of flowers in my hand.

M: (wearily) Mary. How did I meet you again?

Man: (ignoring, flattering) which mayor Sun!

Sun: (looking at the food) I-

M: (Nobody walks straight to Sun) My name is, and I'm the executive director of the New Movement Women's Promotion Association. Because during the War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression period, you insisted on working under the Japanese and making contributions to the party and the country, so Director Huang specially asked me to send you flowers-

Sun: (I can't help feeling scared) OK, OK-ask my wife, my wife-

Feng was unhappy and secretly kicked Sun.

Man: (I'm sorry, but I laughed quickly, very witty) Naturally, you have made such a great contribution to the party and the country! My wife's good supervision is also a main reason, which also shows the greatness of our women, and Mrs. Jiang is our leader, and her wife is like.

A lamp, she leads us to the light-

Kang: (interrupting, rushing forward) What are you bragging about? Mr. Jiang is still our headmaster!

Money: (Right away) Kong Dean is still my cousin!

M: I work for Mr. Lifu. You have to choose me if you want to be an official!

M: My names are all given by Mrs. Jiang. She thinks of me as her own daughter!

Qian: I am the brother-in-law of President Jiang, and I am my cousin, so I am actually the brother-in-law of Mr. Jiang!

M: Mrs Jiang is Mr Jiang's wife. Mrs. Jiang loves me, so Mr. Jiang loves me. He even shook my hand! (for everyone to see)

Kang: Bah! It's okay to shake hands. When I was in Whampoa Military Academy, his old man slapped me personally. Why did his old man beat me instead of others? (Walking to the front desk for the audience to enjoy) Here, here, right here, please enjoy-if he doesn't treat me as his son, will he personally hit me in the future?

Feng: No wonder I found you particularly bright as soon as I entered the door!

Everyone laughed ... Kang grabbed the office stool, put it in the middle and stepped on it.

Kang: I have produced evidence to prove that I am indeed his son!

Qian: (angry) I'm his brother-in-law!

Kang: My son is closer than you!

Man: (yelling) I'm his own daughter!

Three people quarreled.

Ma: (Suddenly, I jumped on the stool and shouted) That American is me, dear dad. My dear father is an American. You have nothing to say about it! (complacent)

Kang: (Helpless) I can't see that adults are a bastard.

[Everyone was silent, then laughed, and the horse fell off the bench in embarrassment]

Money: (Yunu is not interested) Tell you what, Mayor Sun, I'll give you100000 cash-

Ma: (reaching out his hand from the ground at once) 150 thousand, 150 thousand!

M: two hundred and ten thousand!

Kang: 275,000!

Money: four hundred thousand!

Ma: (getting up) 40111.15 points!

Kang: 450,000!

M: 800,000!

Money: a hundred, a fucking million!

Male: 1 10!

Money: 120, my mother bought it, but I always add it to 2 million! 2 million! How about it! (running to the sofa and saying)

[Everyone is silent]

Feng: Two million is two million. What can we do?

Kang: (jumping up quickly) Here is the check, cousin. Please accept it first!

M: (Followed by) How troublesome the check is. I'll pay cash here. (Pulling the bundle out of the bag)

M: I'll pay for it! These days, legal tender is a market every day, which is worse than toilet paper. Gold bars are safe!

Money: (jumping from the sofa to the table) Fucking old man spends money on American copies, which is called American money!

Feng: Take US dollar bills for example. How embarrassing!

Kang: (unable to hold back his anger, he rushes forward and grabs his collar) You fucking buy it, and I'll tell on you! Do you think I don't know about your Kong family? I scraped all China's money into your Kong family's pocket! (Turn around) Brother, let's unite with Da to take him down, fucking bureaucratic capital!

Ma: (grumpy) Come on, you're not a good product, and you pretend to be a cousin!

Kang: (furious) You scold me, and you deserve to scold me? Dear CC members, Wuhan alone has made 330 million-

M: What about your youth league? You sold 177 boxes of opium. You think I don't know?

The two men chased and scolded around the living room, and money and horses pushed and scolded each other.

Kang: Your leader Chen Lifu is the chief culprit of the party and the country!

Ma: You are a dog.

Kang: No wonder your name is. What a shame, and!

M: What about you? Not a male monkey. It's just that the female monkey bites!

Kang: Your menstruation is a nun!

Ma: Your grandfather stole someone!

Kang: You are corrupt-

Horse; You're corrupt-

Kang: You! ——

Man: You! ——

Kang: (suddenly slapping) You bitch!

Ma: You hit someone, you-(two people twist together)

Qian: This is a battle. (Slap Mary and jump on the bench to cheer)

Man: (Shouting) What? I didn't make you angry!

Sun: Why bother? We are all compatriots. Why bother? (Falling in the corner, crouching down)

Money: good shot, heavier ... in the eye ... OK ... left ... right ... (Kang resists and pulls out his gun)

Kang: Kill you!

M: (without any anxiety) Don't you dare ... me ... my Mr. Lifu's people ... Don't you dare!

Kang: (hesitates) Me. ...

Ma: (hesitating, emboldened) See you shoot me today, here, here-

Kang: (shooting angrily into the air)

The woman screamed and hid behind the sofa. The money fell off the stool and Sun got under the table.

Kang: (leisurely, blowing the gun, putting the gun in your pocket) Shoot your soul!

The police are in a hurry.

What's happening here?

M: It's none of your business. We are all Kuomintang, and we are a system.

A system? Why did you make so much noise and get black and blue? !

Feng: (getting out of the back of the sofa, having a brainwave) Nothing, they are just having fun, playing with monkeys!

P: monkey tricks? …………