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"goodbye mr. loser" What plum is it? What winter plum is it? Watch it once and laugh once.
1. Teacher: Why don't you sleep in a different place?
Charlotte: can I sleep with someone else?
teacher: you think you are the principal, and you can sleep with whoever you want?
2. Charlotte: Grandpa, the Ma Dongmei family lives upstairs, right?
grandpa: what are horses?
Charlotte: Ma Dongmei.
grandpa: nothing?
Charlotte: Ma Dongmei.
grandpa: is there anything wrong with the horse?
Charlotte: ok, grandpa, please cool down first.
grandpa: ok.
3. Charlotte: I've been wasting my time, but I didn't expect God to give me another chance to be born again. So, I want to thank god, thank you.
Principal: You should thank the school, the teachers and the floor of your class is not high.
4. Yuan Hua: Don't worry, before a person is destroyed, he must be inflated first!
5. Miss Wang: What are you wearing? It's so sloppy! Where is your school uniform!
Charlotte: Who wears school uniforms at the wedding?
miss Wang: who will attend the wedding? Your mother got married again, didn't she?
6. Charlotte: Her name is Qiu Ya. She was very famous at school and was recognized as the beauty queen of the whole school. And I am more famous, which is a joke recognized by the whole school.
7. Miss Wang: Read, let's listen to how the big fool who ranks second in our class is being mean!
Da Chun: Hehehehehe.
miss Wang: how dare you smile? Are you proud of being number one?
8. Qiu Ya: Dong Mei, do you know what "Dong Shi Xiao" is?
9. Ma Dongmei: Who is Dong Shi? Why does she pee frequently?
Da Chun: I think Ma Dongmei looks better than Qiu Ya.
Charlotte: When were you blind?
1. Charlotte: Burn it! My youth!
11. Ma Dongmei: I'm going to visit his mother's grave with Charlotte. You said all the good things were rushed together.
12. Qiu Ya: Actually, I quite admire you. It doesn't matter if a man is old and ugly. What matters is that he is talented.
13. Ma Dongmei: Once you drank too much, you threw up all over the barbecue. Now I look at that pizza, and it makes me sick!
14. Charlotte: Sunflower has a good meaning. It symbolizes always facing the sun, sunshine and romance!
Ma Dongmei: No, it's mainly edible.
15. Charlotte: Mom, my son is unfilial and can't serve you till you die. Find another one while you are young.
Charlotte's mother: Don't worry, Zhang Yang is a trustworthy person.
Zhang Yang: Luo Er, we will discuss each other in the future. I call you brother and you call me dad.
16. Miss Wang: Just yesterday, Yuan Hua won the first prize in the regional composition competition, and the topic of the composition was "My Father of the District".
17. Charlotte: I have to thank my daughter-in-law for making me a textbook-style idiot.
18. Charlotte: The young couple have been together for a long time, so don't spend what little they have on quarreling.
19. Charlotte: Da Chun, I am so jealous of you.
Da Chun: Huh?
Charlotte: You can live like a baby!
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