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Cool to the dregs.

1, it's time to go, it's time to stay, and it won't be forced in the future; Eat and drink, don't take things to heart. 2, bad temper, not used to ancestors, how do you treat me, I will return, it is the first time to be a man, why let you? Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My character comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are. I don't look at who drinks when I am brilliant, but who is the rest of my friends when I am down and out. With you, I can sit all over the world. Without you, my world is still great. 6. Since you don't care, why should I forget? Meet unexpectedly, and become strangers. 7. I have decided to love myself, whether I fail or succeed. 8. With you, I can sit all over the world. Without you, my world is still great. 9. There is nothing wrong with being a grass. Today you step on my head, and tomorrow I will grow on your grave. 10, no matter how much water you can't drink, you are lonely! 1 1, all people's unhappiness basically comes from lack, either lack of money or lack of love! 12, I don't need everyone to nod, and I'm not alive to show it to others. If you hate me, I will make you more and more unhappy. 13. If you think I'm wrong, please tell me. I can't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness. 14, I never flatter anyone, and my mouth is not sweet enough, but if you want to disappoint me, I have the capital to make you despair. 15, be kind when you should be kind, don't be patient when you should scold, and always be polite. That's a bad guy. 16, you betrayed me and expect me to understand you. If you are a dog, don't expect me to treat you like a human being. 17, you have your other half, I have my next stop, I'm just used to having you, not wanting you. 18, being casual doesn't mean having no temper. I never said I was a kind person. As long as I want to, I have a million looks like Qian Qian. 19, the heart is motionless, painless, and sad. 20. I don't like reading people's hearts for a long time. I prefer that people and dogs can tell at a glance. 2 1. I liked the sea and you liked the waves that year. Then remember, don't look back when the waves are enough. I will never wait for a dog. 22. You laugh that I have no friends and am alone. I pity you for having many friends but no sincerity. 23. I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability. 24. I was born without thorns. If you know I'm bad, don't touch it. 25. When you are disappointed to the top, you will never look back. After all, you have your persistence, and I also have my free and easy. 26. When I hold you, you are a cup; One day I let go, and you are a pile of glass slag. 27. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically. 28. Buy if you like, lose if you get fat, leave if you don't like, and go all out. You'll be cool. 29. Cool as the wind, wild as a dog, unattractive and free. 30. I can tell you the truth with a smile, or I can tell you what the rules are. 3 1, don't take feelings seriously, one day you will know what rudeness is; Never mind, in the end you will understand what is cold. 32. I am such a good girl, but she can bend straight, be cute, take the second place, play the role of a girl, play the queen, tan the lower limit, blush her cheeks, play a little fresh, swallow heavy tastes, fend off stubborn ignorant teenagers and avoid malicious uncles. I can clap my hands and laugh when you tell jokes. If you want to play literature and art, I will look up at the stars. You are lucky, but your life is lost. 33. Drink enough wine, talk enough, love enough, and never look back when you leave. Remember, wine can solve it. Don't waste your tears. 34. In adult communication etiquette, disagreeing means refusing. I can save you face, but I also hope you have brains. 35. When you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head and your wallet is full of money you earned. Not to mention this month, the whole world will be better for you. Even if you miss the delicate daffodils in the water, don't forget that wild lilies also have spring in the lonely corner of the valley. 37, don't wronged yourself, from head to toe all your life. I am the sun, and I don't need to touch any of you. Since it is too difficult to be your charming, lovely and sensible little princess, I will be your father who can't blow a hundred bottles of wine. 39. When something goes wrong with your body, you will realize that all your troubles are fart, you have nothing to do when you are full, and a healthy life is more important than anything else! Even if I can't see you, my heart won't hurt. 4 1. When I hit you in the face, don't ask me why I hit you, because you never say thank you when I give you candy. Cool wild cool sentence 2 1, you also deserve to sneak a look at my major platform software in the corner, and then discuss me with your mentally retarded girlfriend. God scattered his brain all over the world, and you made a broken umbrella. 3. Are you autistic? Good night Won't you say? The baby won't shout? Love you and won't fight? 4, my sister is a courier, saying that you are a small shipment or a small shipment. 5. Space people are for reference only, depending on who you are. 6, stand on your street, don't always look at your father. 7. I am easy to get along with and can't find my own reasons. 8, why do you want to explain, why do you want to understand, and don't want to have a relationship with you, and don't want to make friends with you. 9. I like my button 1, but I don't like my talk about the situation in Syria. 10, your price is worth doing those shady things secretly, and then pretending to be wronged. I threw away everything you wanted. You are short of men. 1 1. If you feel uncomfortable, don't shoot me. 12. When there is a big V, there is a big V on my chest. 13, don't be a drag bottle, wait to be dumped. 14, quality depends on mood. 15, if you don't get a response, change people quickly. If it doesn't count, there will be repercussions, and the echo staff will get 2400. 16, some people deserve to die like maggots and climb out of the diaphragm every once in a while. Is it sweet to arch your shit quietly? 17, I like you, so don't mention the other 38 names when you talk to me. 18, Big Brother misses you, but won't tell you. Big brother wants you to sit in the corresponding position. 19, mine is mine, or mine is mine. 20, virtual network virtual home, virtual ancestral graves are not afraid to dig. 2 1, whose pants are not zipped? I exposed you. 22. Green tea loses its flavor after being soaked for several times. What are you? 23. Life is not a debate. It is better to delete the other party than to convince them. 24. Your circle of friends doesn't need to be visible for three days, and I don't want to see it for a day. 25. I have a bad memory recently, and I forgot to give you face. Cool to the dregs of the wild cool sentence 3 1, useless things, no matter how cheap; Don't depend on people you don't love, no matter how lonely they are. It's good to know something, needless to say. It's good to know someone, there's no need to be intimate. What you can't forget is the memory, what you continue is life, and what you miss is just passing by. 4. Don't be surprised or disturb each other. You have your castle and I have my island. 5, tears, taste it yourself. Pain, carry it yourself. After that, go forward by yourself. I can drink the strongest wine, and I can spend the late autumn without you. I can smoke the strongest cigarette and forget your gentleness to me. 7. Drink enough wine, talk enough, love enough, and never look back when you leave. 8. Be charming, kiss different lips, like different people, but don't love anyone. 9. Even if you are an enemy of the whole world, you will never be wronged by yourself. 10, I don't accept any behind-the-scenes comments and criticisms. If you see me unhappy, thank you for your mood. I am very happy. 1 1, don't always say that your weather-beaten face is beautiful or ugly. 12, cherish if you get it, live happily and smartly if you don't get it. 13. Don't do things that you regret. If you do, do what others regret. 14, there are no people who can't live without it, only the legs that can't walk and the weak heart. 15, like something, don't ask others if it looks good. Like is better than all truth, principle does not mean my pleasure! 16, scum regardless of gender, waste regardless of age, things can't be delayed, words can't be much, people can't do it. 17, we are all over the age of listening to love, either give me love, give me money or get out. 18, if what you gave me was also given to others, then I would rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay. 19, if you want the best things in the world, you must first let the world see the best of you. 20. Do what you should do and love the person you should love. You can cope with the magnificence of stormy waves, and you can also be satisfied with the warmth of running water.