Ask for some DOTA jokes

Xiaohe: Is it big? Sagittarius: Yes! What about you? Xiaohe: Me too. Let's go ... Blackie: Fight! You fucking play.

Big! Sagittarius: Why don't you zoom in? Let it scratch its head! Fuck it. Nigecai b

One day, a teammate took control of the situation.

The teammate asked: Brother, what are you wondering about?

Sagittarius: I summon a level 3 to kill a level 5. I'll just squat here and wait for them to brush the wild.

Teammate: ... brother?

Sagittarius: Calm down. Idiot will come.

Teammates; ....

In a few minutes.

A troll red blood limit brush wild in front of the team.

After cutting the troops a few times, the troops fought back.

Then a combo troll fell.

Ma said: I have been waiting for you for many years. . . .

Trolls; I also want to summon level 5. I said, why can't I summon him? ...

DOTA

Mirana Nightshade said: I jump.

Magina said, I jump, too

The Queen of Pain said: I am still dancing.

The ogre mage is angry: slap again and die!

The vengeful spirit said, I have a big hammer.

Rogue Knight said, My hammer is big, too.

Skull King said: My hammer is bigger.

Luo Shan said, Who is as big as my hammer? !

Slardar said: When I stamp my feet, I am a wave.

The hipster said: I am a spray when I raise my hand.

The mutant genie said: I am a spray when I am impulsive.

Ice girl said: don't put on airs with the old lady, or you will see countless waves!

Slardar said: I squirm, I am very happy.

Naga witch said: I squirm, I sing, so I am happier.

The poison warlock said: I squirm and spit on others, so I am super happy.

The gorgon said: I squirm, and I make others squirm, so I am the happiest! Rogue Knight said: When I yell, I will be great.

The werewolf said: when I shout, we are all cattle X.

The vengeful spirit said: when I shout, we are all cows and the other is stupid.

Axe king said: when I shouted ... the other party hit me all ~ ~ ~ 55555. ...

The Japanese messenger said, shut up.

Traxex said, shut up.

Death Prophet said, Shut up, too.

The silencer said: backwards! Shut the fuck up!

The druid said, I have a younger brother.

The werewolf said, I have two younger brothers.

The paladin said, I have three younger brothers.

The brooding mother said: I have as many younger brothers as I want!

The light guard said: My mount is a white horse, so my mount is very handsome.

Moon Knight said: My mount is a panther, so my mount is also very handsome.

Mirana Nightshade said: My mount is a white tiger, so my mount is more handsome.

The death knight said: My mount is a goat. Handsome enough not to grow meat!