Top Ten Humorous Jokes

1. The dentist asked me why my teeth were so bad and badly worn. I said that life is too bitter, and I usually bite my teeth to survive.

Don't forget to wear a mask when you go out in foggy weather, or your body will be seriously injured. I know this very well. I forgot to wear a mask when I went out today. I was recognized by my creditors on the way and was beaten.

3. Never play mobile phone again. Look down at the mobile phone today. Just when the boss came, I quickly said, "Good morning!" " . At the end of the year, I have to look for a job again.

Our destiny began thousands of years ago. That autumn, we played in the maple forest with fire leaves. You chase me. Finally, when you caught up with me, you kindly bit me. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

At the birthday party, I secretly made a wish for myself. I don't know if it can be realized. After all, it's someone else's birthday.

6. My mother objected to my puppy love when I was a senior in high school that year. Once I went shopping with my girlfriend and saw my parents from a distance. At that time, my brain was paralyzed. The next thing I know, my father turned my mother around and walked around. She walked very fast! Then a hand silently sticks out a thumb from behind!

7. Going to dinner with my husband, I didn't expect to build a road in front of the hotel and dig a wide and deep ditch. It is inconvenient for me to wear a skirt, and I look at my husband sadly. My husband got the message and immediately gave me a princess hug. In everyone's envious eyes, my husband jumped hard and we fell into the ditch!

8. Working overtime at night, I heard a female colleague and her husband say on the phone: Dear, don't you find the moon is round tonight? Her husband: Alas, it's a pity that the full moon is not full! I also called my husband: Hey, honey, don't you find the moon is round tonight? Idiot husband: What, are you going to show your true colors?

Today is the birthday of a rich man's wife. Instead of sending roses to his wife, the rich man knitted a bunch of roses for his wife with a hundred-dollar bill. The wife is very happy! Everyone says that a rich man is willing to spend money on his wife, who he loves so much. Who knows that the rich man simply said, "It costs money to buy flowers. This banknote will be woven into flowers, opened at night, and can be used as money tomorrow. "

10, I called you just now, and the voice prompt said: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is in the bathroom, please redial later! Then I dialed again, and it said, sorry, the subscriber you dialed has fallen into the toilet. Are you okay?