Rhyming classic funny sentences

Drag, drag, and I'll kick you to the South Pole and waltz with penguins. Here are the rhyming funny sentences I carefully recommend for you, I hope you will like them!

1. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

It's a pity that you didn't go to the army. You are so ugly. When you were released to the battlefield, more than half of you were dead, even the nuclear bombs were saved. If you had been born a few years earlier, there would not have been the Nanjing Massacre.

If someone scolds you, say it and say it again! Say it again if you can. If he says it again, say it. That's cute. He will scold you if you say it. Say it again if you can. If he doesn't talk, you can say it, but you dare not. Don't be so arrogant in the future, and then you can go.

Homework Jun, when I grow up, I must find a husband like you to accompany me every day. I hit you and scolded you, but you never left me.

5. "Is my face oily?" "reflective, can't see clearly"

I wish I could suddenly call and tell me to go back and inherit hundreds of millions of dollars.

7. The worst thing for a boy is not to lose money, not to say that he didn't succeed, not to be beaten, but that his future mother-in-law is standing in front of you, but you can only say hello to your aunt.

8. Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

9. I think there must be many people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me.

10. It's the embarrassing season again. In the street, a man in a shirt and a man in a cotton-padded jacket passed by and looked at each other, then both of them said SB in their hearts.

1 1. Dismantling mosquito-repellent incense is like dismantling a bomb every time. Who designed this?

12. I talked to my girlfriend for four months and her father didn't like me very much. I found out that my girlfriend was pregnant the day before yesterday, so I wanted to take this opportunity to get his father to agree that we should be together. Trembling with my father-in-law, I said, Uncle, your daughter is pregnant, too. Let's get married. The prospective father-in-law gave me a faint look and said, Ah, retribution, even what I said was exactly the same as the year before last!

13. I remember my father accompanied me in the college entrance examination. It's too hot, so I asked my dad to go back first. As a result, his old man popped out, "Nothing, I mainly came to see your joke." I must have sent it to the phone bill! ! ouch ...

14. It is said that in front of the person you like, your IQ will get lower. Can't I fall in love with the math teacher?

15. "What are you thinking when you have insomnia?" "Want to sleep."

16. Whenever I call my parents, my friends will become singers, customers, Internet cafe owners and cigarette sellers.

17. When you see someone you like at school, you immediately enter the B-pretend mode.

18. Today, the goddess asked me what I am good at. After a little thought, I said to her, "Below." I saw her blush and called me a rascal. I don't understand. I learned to eat 100 kinds of instant noodles in four years in college. Isn't that a specialty? What's wrong with girls now?

19. Future son, tell me the direction to run to your father.

20. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

2 1. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you and his son are just like me.

22. I have cut my hair short and cut off my troubles. You still want me to get a card.

23. Don't mention such vulgar things as homework, which is inconsistent with my temperament.

24. How fast is the G network? You forgot to turn off the flow before going to bed at night. When you woke up the next day, the house was moved by China.

25. I think a lot, but I feel a lot.

26. I want to be a gentle person, but gentleness has depreciated.

27. If you drag, you will be kicked to the South Pole to waltz with penguins.

28. I like daytime, because I can daydream during the day.

29. Do what you want to do. Or let the pig talk nonsense.

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

3 1. Drunk friends are stupid, and fools who have loved are stupid.

32. There is a lot of pressure recently. Eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others eating cigarettes …

33. I always feel that the bed, too neatly laid, will mean a little to enjoy my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

34. Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shamelessness is eternal!

35. There is an attitude that is affectionate and righteous, and a state that is nothing.

36. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

37. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.

38. Some people are so tender that they come out as soon as they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

39. Moon, did you break my red rope?

40. In the northeast, there is a sport called calf rolling.

4 1. Once there was a woman who wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts, but never put them on me again …

42. There are more and more monsters in this world, but fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

I didn't know that dinosaurs could really reappear until I met you.

44. If you have difficulties, you should go forward bravely and create difficulties even if there are no difficulties.

45. Does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy of those who secretly love me. Say your love.

46. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

47. I really want to strangle my weak and softhearted self!

48. Nowadays, children's papers are so rude that they always don't talk to me in class.

49. The current playboy is because the original one is more attentive than anyone else.

50. I want to be as strong as a cactus. I must learn to stab bad people.

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