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Who is Sister Bluetooth?

Nickname: Bluetooth sister's real name: Zheng Yifei's birthday:1August 20, 983 (but the class of 98 has already seen this person! Based on this calculation, the woman's school age is 15 years old. Graduation school: School of Continuing Education, People's Public Security University of China: Personal motto of Beijing No.24 Middle School: The most successful thing to spend money: claim to be a beauty of public security university, with 100,000 fans! (Hero: Hua Han, the first handsome in the history of the University of Technology, rich second generation, with assets of 5 million and 800,000 fans. He hasn't been to Renren. He just registered and uploaded an avatar, and the click rate is dozens or even hundreds of times that of his Bluetooth sister. Although Sister Bluetooth always talks about her high-end and well-matched fashion, she always wears backward stereotypes and never understands the international fashion of that year. In the interview video, I admit that my accessories were bought in Italy, which is a waste of things. By the way, that dress is suspected of copying Dior. Did she design it herself? Another well-known public university, the only sister whose popularity, fame and wealth exceed Bluetooth, and the heroic brother of the 07-year-old legal secretary major in the School of Continuing Education of the People's Public Security University of China. Brother Hero, formerly known as Hua Han, is a wealthy Wenzhou businessman and a rich second generation. His birthday is1May 2, 988. He graduated from the College of Continuing Education of People's Public Security University of China. Before and after graduation, I ran real estate and Shanxi coal mine stock business with my father, and only spent two years in the University of Technology. After graduation, I often run around, doing business in Europe and North America, and my footprints are all over the world. new york, Singapore, Paris, and Shenlong often appear, but I haven't seen him. I can't count how many rich second generations spent tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands. Note: Tuition fees are not included, just to get the admission ticket, and it is also a stepping stone to successful employment in the future. Of course, everyone at Tech University knows that. Rumor has it. Hero brother got the bottom grade when he was a child, but it didn't cost him a dime to enter the public security university (of course, tuition was paid). As we all know, he has no background, no academic achievements and no physical advantages, and all three are indispensable. You know, compared with the second generation of silly and naive Bluetooth sister, the hero brother relies on his own efforts, his own hands and his own wisdom, and does not want to create wealth and create his own achievements. Brother Hero is a low-key person and has always adhered to his own principles: no seminars, exchange meetings, pen meetings, book signing meetings, no lectures, no ribbon cutting, no fashion parties, no awards ceremony, no performances, few interviews, no face-to-face interviews, no manuscripts, no scripts, no TV dramas and no preface for others. I will not be interviewed by reporters like my Bluetooth sister, but will deliberately hype myself and expose how many fans I have. It is conservatively estimated that Brother Hero has 800,000 fans in Public Security University (there may be more in the future). Among these 800,000 fans, there are seniors and students who have graduated, and even school leaders and cronies who are already familiar with them. There are also friends who have dreamed of entering the University of Technology since childhood, but for various reasons, such as poor grades, financial constraints, height or size restrictions and so on. Who wants to enter the University of Technology but can't. Brother hero, speaking of which, everyone knows, and people can't help cheering. The popularity of Hero Brother Intranet (Renren was originally called Intranet when Hero Brother went to school) is very high, which is amazing so far. It is also the object pursued by girls, because there are few girls and no shortage of boys in the University of Technology, and there is no shortage of excellent boys, such as Ren Longteng, who is very six plus one. These boys are the envy of many boys. Their characteristics are: handsome, low-key and talented. Of course, the hero brother is more "rich" because he is a rich second-generation businessman in Wenzhou. The legend about the hero brother has been circulated in the University of Technology, but he has never left the campus. The legend about hero brothers was once banned. As for the reasons, of course, we can't mention the hidden rules of key institutions. Comment on Sister Bluetooth in the words of hero brother: Sister Bluetooth is just a woman who can't leave campus and is forced to become famous. It is rumored that 1998, Bluetooth sister was just 15 years old at that time, and she entered school so early but didn't graduate. It's not a background, but actually an "old woman" in her twenties and forties. As for whether the Bluetooth girl is a rich second generation, everyone depends on her taste. Deliberate hype is doomed to be red. If there is a hype team behind Bluetooth sister, it is also a team without strength. Bluetooth sister only wants to be famous after graduation, but she has no strength, including economic strength. That hype video clearly emphasizes Bluetooth sister, but Bluetooth sister is not the beauty queen of public security university at all. The joke that she is a public security university is true. Its fame, talent and wealth can only be compared with the rich second generation hero brother of Wenzhou rich businessman, which is nothing. In addition, Renren.com's data also shows that the popularity of Brothers Heroes in Renren.com seems to have been recorded soon. With A Zheng Yifei, Renren.com can only find two Zheng Yifei, and Hero Brothers, that is, Renren.com searched for "Hua Han", and found tens of thousands of people. Zheng Yifei, the Bluetooth sister, hasn't arrived yet, and Renren.com's data also clearly show that the so-called campus beauty of Polytechnic University is actually a joke of Polytechnic University. A joke told in the canteen after dinner, the hero brother's popularity and fame far exceed that of Bluetooth sister. It is also an indisputable fact. In addition, there are rumors about the hero brother's deep background. The so-called contacts and courtship are only created after the hero brother entered the University of Technology. It was not introduced by others, but the hero brother got to know more rich second generation and bureaucratic children by his own strength. In just two years at the University of Technology, Brother Hero almost made friends with the children of the second generation of rich second generation officials in China, almost all over the country. There are heroes' contacts all over the country, and others' contacts are basically classmates. Behind a little skill are all individuals in the same session or school, to what extent is the hero's popularity good, good to the college student union and the school student union. None of this is worth mentioning. The popularity of some school-level leading cadres and senior police officers can't help but surprise people. Of course, after two years of low-key study at the University of Technology, the hero was busy with his work. If the Bluetooth sister is the beauty queen of the public security university, then the hero brother is well-deserved "the first handsome university". What? School grass? We don't call him that, because school flowers and school grass are too common, just used to describe handsome guys and beautiful women, too common. If you don't advance, you will retreat. Brother Hero didn't have a smooth sailing during his study in Polytechnic University, and his popularity was not perfect. There are also many jealous people in the University of Technology. A true story is that once in class, I took the long jump test, and my hero brother got the best score of the whole district team (the district team is the team at the lower level of the squadron, similar to the relationship between the county level and the city level, and the team used by public security colleges). Although he won the district team championship, Brother Hero won the district team championship. Not a champion Although the data admits, some students are not convinced verbally. This also makes it difficult for the hero brother to communicate with some classmates. As the saying goes, no one is perfect, and the hero brother is not "RMB", so everyone can't like it. As for Brother Hero's choice of Polytechnic University over other institutions, it is related to his lofty patriotism. Of course, the hero brother is very convenient in fitness, sports and even talent. He is meticulous in hosting, singing, reading poems and dancing folk dances, which is in sharp contrast to his Bluetooth sister who only hosts, and has a general style and does not comment on looks.