Super funny joke. .

Classic joke: Funny humorous short message 2 1, all say that my sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.

2, my sister is not Telunsu, not as pure as you think.

3. Some people always avoid you deliberately and hate your smell, but I like being close to you and even want to bite you. They asked me in surprise: at what age do you still like to eat stinky tofu?

4, sometimes persistence is also a burden, a kind of pain, but it is easy to give up, so I don't want to chase you anymore, so I hide in the mosquito net, so you can't bite me!

Many people say that you are not good, and some even say that you have been hurt, but I don't care, so I chose you-I want this dog, and I am not afraid of biting.

6, you are beautiful, you are beautiful, parrots have round noses and legs, and their personality is a bit like Zhang Fei. Its beard and eyebrows are like running water. It is most afraid of seeing your mouth open, and people born with teeth are scared away. When they see you, they will shrink back and shout that they have met a ghost.

7. We are not crazy catkins dancing with the wind, so why learn some fine peach blossoms to go with the flow?

8. Meeting strangers is really troublesome. Many lies have to be told once.

9. Today is a liar, always saying that tomorrow will be better.

10, there is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.