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Gongdou is a dialogue between two people, hurry up! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=。 Palace fight. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

People. Fee. Han Ming Xuan Guifei. Snow kite

Time. (early) morning

Things. Abuse with the development of the plot

Land. Follow the plot

Get ready. There is no silence. .

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=。 Here we go. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Fee. Han Ming

-| Wearing a faint lavender and pink fringed skirt, the long flow rate winds down like a waterfall, and I can't see clearly under the encouragement of the breeze. There is no decoration on the skirt, just a thin layer of white silk gauze, which looks like a fairy falling from the sky. A thin layer of light purple silk gauze gently covers the crisp shoulders, adding a little mystery to the original cobblestone-like fragrant shoulders; A pair of pink embroidered shoes with a butterfly at the toe are really unreal, as if they were really a real butterfly. |

-| Long dark purple hair is wrapped in a dark green ribbon, which shuttles through the long dark purple hair and wraps up a beautiful casual hairstyle. The tail is stained with white ribbon, woven into small flowers, and the head is covered with Hosta. Dark green ribbon bends to the waist, a shape *, fresh and lovely. |

-| lavender eyes are a little more cruel, no longer the innocence of the year, but the elegant and mysterious atmosphere has never been broken. I don't know why. |

-| Cherry mouth, Liu Yuemei, a little cinnabar on her forehead is even more charming. |

-| Early in the morning, as soon as the sun came out, the woman on the bed was already sitting by the window, with endless sadness in her eyes. |

-| Since Leng Fei's incident, XuanGuiFei has been making trouble and making trouble, which makes her very disgusted. |

-| It's early spring, and it smells fresh and pleasant everywhere. I read it softly for no reason. |

-|: Once again, I went to the place where Qingyang once turned around. Without saying a word, I hung a whip and walked all over the clear autumn road. Grass has no intention of falling into the sky, and the sound of geese is as far away as xiaoguan. |

-|: I don't hate the hardships at the end of the world, but I hate the west wind blowing my dreams to the present. How much is the journey tomorrow? It's cold and rainy on your clothes. |

-| XuanGuiFei XuanGuiFei, our issue is big! |

-| said to the servant: I heard that there are flowers in the imperial garden today, and I want to see them. |

Your servant said: Yes, sir. |

-| stepping on a small step, I didn't know that a lovely person was going. |

Xuan guifei Snow kite

-,hazy eyes, gradually open. My cheeks are a little red. Early in the morning, it is much fresher. Get dressed and look lazily out of the window. A lot has happened these days. Ah, the hatred is getting deeper and deeper There is a cold charm in his eyes. Nanmu wooden comb, leaving a trace of fragrance. It's much cooler to wear a bun.

I am in a good mood today. It's never too late to think about it later. There is plenty of time.

-Go to the Royal Garden. Ordered to the maid behind him.

-indifferent eyes and light steps. Willow flowers and jade water are also natural. Sneer, no matter how good the flowers are, they will wither.

-Go easy. Stop suddenly. This road is very narrow. oh Or, the ghost.

-such a good mood is ruined. Go forward, some contempt corners of the mouth. Princess Yun, how can you escape today?

-Oh, what a coincidence. You are in a good mood, aren't you?

Fee. Han Ming

-| See a figure come over, the tone is full of provocation, frowned. |

-| Is this imperial concubine really entangled in my palace? The road is very narrow. I finally understand the meaning of this word. |

-| with a snort of cold in my heart, eh, XuanGuiFei? Then I will play with you. |

-,| corners of the mouth hung a cold smile, speaking out of turn. |

-|: Yes, I'm idle again. How can you be idle? |

-| As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and folded a thin willow, no longer looking at the imperial concubine. |

-| Supplement: Sister, have you just come out of the limbo? Remember the last time you rested at Xiao Xian Palace, but I didn't expect to recover so quickly? |

-| Gently raise your eyebrows and say: Sister, you want to get your favorite as soon as possible. Are you intentional? |

-| The corners of the mouth are a little provocative. |

-| XuanGuiFei, I will play with you today! |

Xuan guifei Snow kite

-,light forwarding silk, pick out the meaning of indifference.

-Now that we have met today, we might as well break it.

It seems that this is none of your business, isn't it?

-Or ... Ah, the resentment is over. Let's meet today.

-hold your head high and speak out of turn. I would rather sacrifice myself than let go of those who have hurt me.

-There is no vitality at present. Picky, full of contempt.

-Never allow anyone to insult me. Speak out of order. The resentment in my heart accumulates little by little in my hands.

-Ah, good. The palace you gave me at the beginning, everything is back to you.

-What, are you still comfortable? Step forward and clap again.

-Ha ha ha ha. . . If you don't feel well, do you want me to give you some more rewards?

-the resentment in the bones is slowly oozing out. oh We'll see.

Fee. Han Ming

-| eyes cold, sudden slap defenseless, face slightly red and hot. |

-| whispered: Oh? Sister, what does this mean? The past is the past. Is my sister still unwilling to forgive me? |

-| Lavender eyes are full of tears, drop by drop. |

-,| heart sneer at 1, oh, XuanGuiFei, I want to show these handmaids what kind of person you are, I want you to lose color in front of your handmaid again! |

-| Oh, I still want to return it. Do you think this palace will give you a chance? No way! My palace. . Will never make you feel better! |

-| The eyes are still not so delicate and touching, and the Indian ladies-in-waiting feel pity for each other and look at XuanGuiFei with reproachful eyes. |

-| Tears welled up, pear blossoms brought rain, which made the pale little face a little more desolate. |

-| Xuan Guifei, let's see who can compete with who! |

-| It's sad: since my sister. . Then, then hate me. . Wu. . Willing to be punished. . |

| is still a wronged look, tears are increasing, and the handmaids look at the imperial concubine with sympathetic eyes and reproachful eyes. |

-| imperial concubine, imperial concubine, fight with me. . You are not qualified! |

Xuan guifei Snow kite

-,in the heart can not help but cold hum. This little trick?

-Gently lift your chin with your forefinger. In this way, it is useless to my palace. Now that I have torn my face today, I am not afraid of any gossip in this palace.

-the abuse in the eyes has not decreased at all. It's a pity that this beautiful little face is lost. I play with my fingers and pinch it bit by bit.

-,suddenly turned to non-success princess. A red mark soon appeared on his face. Blood, slowly flowing out. How's the blood on your hand? Isn't this a good treatment?

-Anger is increasing bit by bit. Haha, today, you feel much better.

Fee. Han Ming

-| The stabbing pain on the face spread rapidly. With your eyes closed, the pain hit. |

-| fiercely opened his eyes and looked at the imperial concubine. |

-|: Oh, you really can't hide it from your sister. You were caught so quickly. |

-| in an instant, the intellectual man fit helped to the imperial concubine's ear. |

-| Read softly: Sister, don't forget that this palace is now the emperor's pet. . This face is going to be ruined. Can you afford it? |

-| look contemptuous. |

-| leave the imperial concubine's ear, playing with her purple hair, fingers across the wound, a sharp pain, a blush appeared on her jade fingers. |

-| Imperial concubine, wait for me, my palace. . I will never let you go! |

-| hand pretend not easily across the imperial concubine's face, in fact. . Another slap, in an instant, the imperial concubine's cheeks flushed, and five handprints immediately guided her face. |

-|: What? What do you think, sister? Do you want to do it again a few times? |

-| looking at bare hands, looked at the imperial concubine contemptuously. |

Xuan guifei Snow kite

-Good, good. Fingers on cheeks, gradually some fever.

In that case, don't blame me for being cruel.

-Somebody, take her to her cell!

-today, see if I don't torture you to death. Original price, double return.

-Dad. Even if you are a pet princess, so what?

-Dad. Good, I will accompany you to the end.

-Palm, some are red.

-some looked at this non-success princess with pity. This feeling is good, right?

-Ha ha ha ha ha. . The more you laugh, the more unscrupulous you are.

-why, this palace, the last palm, fell directly to the ground.

-Toe, step down hard. It caused the people below to groan.

-Come and beg me! Maybe I can cut you some slack! I lost my dignity at first. Today, I'll let you have a taste.

Fee. Han Ming

-| abdomen, face burning pain, burying his face in, bad to ruthlessly stare at the imperial concubine. |

-,|: Haha! Do you think I will give in if you do this? Tell you what! I am not a vegetarian! Sooner or later! I let you get more than one bargained for! |

-| With the rest of my strength, I pushed away the imperial concubine, hugged her leg and gulped it down. |

-| The imperial concubine's leg was bitten and bleeding, and her mouth was full of her blood. |

-| Let go of the imperial concubine's leg and vomit blood. Her teeth and lips were covered with the blood of the imperial concubine. |

-| I vomited and vomited |

-,| bold way: tell you! My palace is to drink your blood and eat your flesh! I can do it! |

-|: Don't think that everyone will give in to you! My palace is the legendary exception! You wait for me! I will never let you go! |

-,| laughing face upwards, see some hysterical. |

-,| blood, flow more than. |

Xuan guifei Snow kite

-Asshole! The other palm.

-I'm surrounded by blood. Thigh, bouts of pain

Since you are so ungrateful.

-,a grabbed his neck. Slender nails are deeply embedded in the meat. Push hard. The hatred in the bones seems to be in all the grievances. A little resentment.

-Ha ha ha ha ha ha. . . Laughing more and more presumptuous

This is too little lighter than the sulfuric acid you used at first!

-more and more hard, until the following people suffocate and faint. No, it's not enough. I'll see how long you can last!

-Somebody wake her up!

Fee. Han Ming

-| I have a sharp pain in my head and don't want to open my eyes. No, I can't open it. The sting of Safa in the neck, accompanied by cold water, made me unable to breathe. . Soon. . I'm choking. . |

-|: Mm-hmm. . . Hmm. . . |

I cried out in pain, but there was only a whimper. |

-| Tears, quietly falling. . |

-| It hurts. . It hurts. . . It really hurts. . I can't breathe in pain. . The pain is suffocating. . |

-|: Xuan Guifei. . . . My palace. . . . My palace. . . . Ahem! |

-| I was forced to speak because I couldn't speak, and my mouth spit out bursts of blood. |

-|: My palace. . . I am. . . Yes . Absolutely. . . Absolutely. . . No. . No. . No. . . Let go. . . You . You Yes . . Ahem! |

-| There is another burst of blood, the voice is getting smaller and smaller, and my head is getting dizzy. . . |

-| It's really hard. . I really want to sleep. . Get some sleep. . . |

-| Ask beauty, how much sorrow, sigh that there are too many sorrows in the world; I thought about who the beauty pities, and now the beauty is in tears. |

-| XuanGuiFei. . My palace. . . . I will never let you go. . . Absolutely! |

-| Hands hanging down slowly, eyes closed, seemingly resting peacefully, but I don't know that my heart is suffering; I don't know. I'm at the gate of hell and want to escape. |

Xuan guifei Snow kite

-Oh, my God. . It's pathetic. Don't leave me alone. What can you do to me?

-,bloody fingers gently across the cheek.

-,how about it? Not bad, huh?

-I'm half dead. What can you do to me? haha

I'm telling you, I won't regret it even if I go into this cold house today because of this. Ha ha ha ha.

-I pity you. Somebody, send Princess Yun back to the palace.

-All right, all right, rest. Eyes, completely indifferent.

-Today, I'll let you go first. One day, not necessarily.

Xuan guifei Snow kite

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