Brainstorm or riddle

A puppy traveled in the desert with enough water and food (no natural enemies and other hazards) and was found dead the next day. What is the reason?

Answer: I want to pee, but I can't find the telephone pole. I'm choking.

Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. Of course, finding a telephone pole is lucky, but it is also suffocating. What is the reason?

Answer: Although the telephone pole was found, it was turned upside down.

Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. It found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, but it was still stuffy. Why?

Answer: There was a little dog standing by the telephone pole to collect the urine fee. The poor guy had no money and choked to death.

Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay for it, but he was finally suffocated. What is the reason?

Answer: There are many puppies waiting in line to pee. Because the line was too long, they choked before their turn.

Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay it. There was no puppy waiting in line in front, but he didn't escape the fate of being suffocated. Why?

Answer: the puppy only brought a hundred-dollar bill, and the puppy who collected the urine money could not change it.

Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay it. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money and foreign exchange this time, but it didn't escape the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

Answer: The dog manager said: In order to be in line with international standards, it is now changed to credit card consumption, and cash is not accepted.

Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay it. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, but it didn't escape the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

Answer: The manager said: With the membership system, you must queue up again to apply for a "thousand times pee card".

Another puppy took enough water and food to travel in the desert. He found the telephone pole, which was also vertical, and he also brought enough money to pay the bill. There are no puppies in line ahead. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time. He knew to apply for a membership card half an hour in advance, but he didn't escape the fate of being suffocated. What is the reason?

The manager told me that I must have an ID card to get a card, and the puppy forgot to bring it.

Old Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why don't dogs get fleas?

Answer: Because dogs only have puppies.

Who was the first to be called to endorse, the cat, the dog or the chicken?

Puppy → Because Wang Wang Xianbei (back first)

A little dog was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die?

He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee on in the desert.

A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still stuffy. Why?

The sign "No peeing here" is posted on the telephone pole.

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck on it, but it was stuffy. Why?

-Many puppies are waiting in line.

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why?

He was embarrassed because there were two beautiful dogs MM behind him.

1. Why are dogs afraid of sunbathing? (it will be changed to "hot dog")

2. Dogs never take a bath. Why don't they get lice? (Dogs can only have dogs)

A little dog traveled in the desert with enough water and food and was found dead the next day. What is the reason?

Answer: I want to pee, but I can't find the telephone pole. I'm choking.

Someone keeps a dog, which is fierce enough to bite puppies all over the world. When the owner meets a dog, he will have a game. One day, the master saw another man holding a rhubarb dog on the road. He begged others to agree. As a result, his dog was defeated without hitting twice. The owner was curious and asked what kind of dog it was. The man said, # # # # #.

Answer: The man said, "Call a lion before shaving ..."