Ask a joke about the heart of the zodiac, don't copy it.

1, Dragon: There were a group of people in the ancient East, all descendants of dragons ... Need I say more?

2. Snake: I am actually a beautiful woman who is loved by everyone. Use "beautiful snake" to describe this girl.

3. Ma: People often say that Prince Charming is me. Some people think that all the people riding white horses are princes. Girls should pay attention. Don't be cheated. In fact, they are all diaosi.

4. Sheep: It's not bad to be a foreigner! Super-national treatment is enough to make you complacent.

5. Monkey: My relationship with human beings goes back a long time.

6. Chicken: I ... I don't want to say anything. I just want to declare that despite my bad reputation, I didn't steal or rob, and I made money entirely by my own "labor".

7. Dog: As a cultured and tasteful person, he often likes to call his son "dog". According to the genetic relationship, this father and son ... I don't need to say more.

8. Pig: My IQ is not high. I didn't expect it to be the same among humans. You must have guessed the one with high IQ! Yes, what people call "stupid pig" is me.

9. Rat: Although everyone was shouting when I crossed the street, there is indeed my generation among human beings, and the "rat generation" that people often say is me.

10, Niu: The question of whether I am a human or not has been recorded on the Internet for a long time. "Niu Ren" is talking about me.

1 1, tiger: stupid tiger tiger, how can there be such a name, which is harmful to my tiger! ! !

12, Rabbit: There is a person named "Rabbit", who is a nuisance. Really depressed!