Where does giving up drinking come from?

Stand-up comedy "Quit Drinking".

Quotes:

Walking east and west on the North and South Streets, a man bit a dog on the crossroads.

He picked up the dog and chopped up a brick, but the brick bit his hand.

There was an old man who was only nineteen years old. He was drinking lotus root and wine.

I had never seen such a thing since I was a child. He was pulling a train with a tricycle.

Hey! Do you listen to this?

Today, I will tell you about a stand-up comedy, in which there is such an outrageous person.

When did this happen? This happened during the Qing Dynasty. There is such a rich man, he has a huge fortune, and he is one of the top people in Beijing.

This old man has two sons. The eldest son is very calm and capable no matter what he does. Where is this second child? He is an okay person, but he has a small problem, and he likes to drink wine.

How good is he? He hung a wine gourd over the bed. When he woke up at night, he would open the gourd and take a few sips. He would not go to the toilet properly. He placed a wine jar at the door of the toilet, and he would have to take a few sips after using the toilet!

Just like this, he drank every day, got drunk every day, and drank every day.

Finally one day, the old man died. He was seriously ill and was about to die. He called his two sons to him, made arrangements for the funeral, and left the eldest son alone. He said to the eldest son: "I am going to die. My biggest wish before my death is for your brother to stop drinking. Even though our family is Even if I have millions of dollars, I can’t afford to drink like this!” The boss nodded in agreement.

The old man died after saying this. The two sons finished taking care of the old man’s funeral affairs, and the eldest son began to help his brother quit drinking. Someone told the boss that the second brother was an alcoholic! I had to ask an old mage to perform an exorcism, and the boss believed me. He told me that this was a case of indiscriminate medical treatment due to an emergency. I spent a lot of money to hire a group of magicians, but I didn't expect that these people were like a gang of two masters. They spent all day reciting the "Grape Sutra" at home.

That person asked what the "Grape Sutra" is? In fact, this is what the liar said: "If you eat grapes, you won't spit out the grape skins; if you don't eat the grapes, you will spit out the grape skins"!

(Chanting) In fact, they themselves don’t even know what they are talking about!

Just like that, the exorcism failed, so I asked the boss to kick those people out. Some people also said that the second child has been infected with alcohol bugs and needs to be exposed to the alcohol bugs. It’s the dog days of summer, comrades, just hang up a living person with a rope and let him dry in the sun. Can you bear it? Regardless of whether you can endure it or not, the boss is really cruel. The result still didn't work. It's over again.

Otherwise, the boss was smart. He asked someone to find a large ocean tank. This person asked what a large ocean tank was? The large water tank was a large water tank that could only be moved by five or six strong men in the early years. Why are you looking for such a big water tank?

Don’t worry, listen to me slowly! The boss made this big vat and filled it with a vat full of old wine. After filling it, he put the second son in. He also got a big grinding disc to cover the mouth, and then put a seal on it. It read: "My brother only gave this seal to quit drinking. He deserves to die if he quits drinking."

After finishing this, he left. This made the second child very happy. He could finally have a big drink. He drank inside and sang: "It doesn't matter if I'm drunk to death. I'm buried in it." By the wine shop, smelling the fragrance of Daqu makes me feel as happy as a god!"

(Singing), this word sounds pretty good to you. But the second child's wife can't sit still at home. If she drinks the boss to death, will she survive? He quickly ran to the water tank and knocked on the water tank, "Master, are you okay?" When the second child heard that his wife had arrived, he was very happy, "Hey, there is no need to break the seal, if you are still married, bring me a pickle"!

When his wife heard this, hey! Why are you still drinking?

Stand-up cross talk is a form of cross talk. One person speaks as stand-up cross talk, two people speak as counterpart cross talk, and three or more people call group cross talk. Stand-up comedy is a folk art form developed on the basis of folk jokes. It not only has the characteristics of cross talk, but also inherits the artistic techniques of folk jokes, stories, and storytelling. It has strong storytelling and full of interest, so it has been widely circulated in society.

Reference: Baidu Encyclopedia-Stand-up Comic