What's the story of Qinghai Shehuo newspaper?

(1) Kneel in front of the horse and report before the news of the social fire arrives; More than 36 ridges and 24 bridges. Newspaper report, newspaper report, newspaper report is good. In Zhuangzi, the mountain gods smiled at the ground when traveling on fire. It is said that the lucky boy has arrived. I can't get up before I sign up. How can I arrange a meeting? A warm pot was served on the head, and scorpions on both sides piled up into a table. (2) When Liu Bei didn't eat cigarettes, he sold straw sandals to protect himself. Later, I smoked for half my life and married Sun Quan's sister. Guan Gong didn't eat cigarettes in those days. Sichuan bought a horse to protect itself. Later, I ate a mouthful of cigarettes and killed six generals after five passes. Zhang Fei didn't eat cigarettes, but sold beef to keep him safe. Later, he took a sip of his cigarette and performed his unique skill on Dangyang Bridge. Take a puff of smoke and penetrate a cloud, as if a fairy had come out of the hole. Newspapers are ugly and never drink.