Jokes about persuading people to drink alcohol

Half a pound of wine is not a good drink, a pound of wine is not enough to support the wall, but I won’t walk with half a pound of wine. Drink as much as you can, but run away if you can't drink anymore. I get drunk every day on the revolutionary drink. I stand on my feet and drink it. I am willing to sacrifice my stomach and intestines for the revolution. I get drunk every day on the revolutionary drink. I drink it until my eyes are red, my stomach is damaged, my hands and feet are soft, and my memory is greatly impaired. He drank so much that the masses rolled their eyes, and his work unit was short of funds; he drank so much that his wife shed tears, and memorized it while sleeping at night. When he complained to the Disciplinary Committee, the secretary waved his hand after hearing it - it doesn't matter whether we can drink or not. We are also drunk every day! Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer for tea. Six six! Good job, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer! Guests have to get drunk when they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed. The host raised his glass and said to everyone present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men can go in." The revolutionary drinker got drunk every day, and he went home and had sex with his wife, and his wife reported it to the Disciplinary Inspection Committee. , the Secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission said: It’s not right whether you should drink or not; my wife complained to the National People’s Congress Standing Committee, and the Director of the National People’s Congress said: This expenditure has long been within the budget; my wife complained to the Women’s Federation, and the Women’s Director said: The one in my family is also drunk every day; My wife complained to the Municipal Party Committee Joint Meeting, and the Municipal Party Committee Secretary said: If he drank to death, we will hold a memorial service for him. If you are a small happy person, touch the wall; if you are a big happy person, drag it along the floor. When people are walking around in the world, how can they not drink but not know how to drink? There is no future without drinking. The focus is on cultivating people who only drink drinks. Leaders should not be able to drink without losing. Leaders and secretaries will collapse as soon as they drink. It is difficult to maintain an official position if you drink too little. It is difficult to find half the talent. Run, it’s still too early to get promoted and lead the whole process. If the future leader thinks it’s good, just give it a thumbs up! We are all close friends when we get together, so I’ll drink some comfort wine first. When you see injustice on the road, you yell, "If you don't drink, who will?" ---Let the person who is suing for a drink have a drink. It is noon on the day of hoeing, and the sweat is dripping from the soil. I drink three glasses of wine in a row. Do you think it is bitter or not? I sleep in the spring without waking up, and I hear the singing of birds everywhere. I raise my glass and ask the lady, how much should I drink? ---The lady has the final say. The young lady has left home and the boss has returned. I will invite the lady to accompany me for this cup. ---Have a drink with the lady here. Follow your feelings, this time I will drink. ---Ahem, there is no other way, just drink. My wife told me when I came here, drink less and eat more vegetables. Drinking makes a hero brave, and he refuses to accept his wife's control!!! He is afraid of being embarrassed if he doesn't drink too much, so he restrains himself not to drink. A person who is petty is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband! The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine. When the sun rises, the flowers on the river are as red as the fire. I wish your business will be more prosperous. ---Invite business people to have a drink, make new friends, and never forget old friends. ---Have a drink with old and new friends *** Chao Ci Bai Di Caiyun among the colorful clouds, half a catty and two pounds are leisurely. ---Good drinker, have a drink. Show your skills in times of crisis. The younger sister (brother) has a glass of wine for the older brother. A big river has wide waves. Pick up this cup and drink it. --- Have a drink by yourself. The east wind is blowing and the war drums are beating. Who is afraid of who is drinking today? Love is always the same across thousands of rivers and mountains, can you have one less drink? If you want your guests to drink well, you have to drink it yourself first! The commodity economy is greatly circulated, and opening up is invigorating. When drinking with a close friend, a thousand cups are too little. If you don’t speculate and drink heavily, if you don’t want people to know you, unless you toast to the blue sky, blue sea, one cup at a time, the sky is cloudless and the ground is dry. The cup you just drank cannot be counted as wine. When you drink with a close friend, poetry will meet you. People chant hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will we drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will only be sad in the future. Is the relationship iron iron? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Are the feelings deep? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous injection! You can drink one or two If you drink two ounces, you will be a generous friend! If you can drink two ounces, you will drink five ounces. This is how the party cultivates comrades! If you can drink half a pound, drink a pound. This is the most considerate friend! If you can drink a pound, drink a bucket, then you will be promoted later. Vice President! If you know how to drink from a barrel, you can drink from a jar. The director of the winery will let you be! When you are away from home, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. If you can’t reach it, stand up. If we lose, we won't drink. If we win, we'll be lazy. If we don't finish eating, we'll take it home. Wine is made from rice, so it’s impossible not to drink it. b is made of meat, so it is a sin. The universe is great in wine, and the sun and moon are long in a pot. As long as there is emotion, whatever you drink is wine. (Looking for excuses to drink ice water) If you don’t drink ice water, you won’t be able to enjoy your relationship.