The stupid thing your parents laughed at for years when you were a child?

When I was in the second grade of elementary school, a girl named Xue was transferred to the class. As an enthusiastic class cadre, I took care of the new classmate early and quickly led her to mingle with everyone. Since it was easy to go home, the two of us often held hands and talked about all kinds of things all the way, which seemed to make my best friend jealous hahahahahahahaha

One day, I talked about being a member of the "Three Stripes" desire. I wonder if this was popular when you were a kid?

In our school, you can only become captain in the fifth or sixth grade. I was still a second-tier student at that time. Don't laugh at me, I was a really good kid back then. The standards set by my teachers and parents are the highest honor in my eyes.

Then, Xue told me with a painful look on her face that she never wanted to be a school cadre. The memory was so bad that she still has nightmares when she thinks about it. When I heard it, I smelled the exclusive revelation, so I carefully asked her to tell it to me, and promised not to tell anyone else. Then the source of the story opened up, full of details and ups and downs of the plot.

Generally speaking, in her original school, she was a good student who stood out from the crowd. Although she is still young, her class teacher and principal unanimously recommended her to become the captain. Her mother also attaches great importance to this important task and is very strict with her. One day, she was wearing a sleeveless top (the school didn't have a uniform) and couldn't bring the pin, so her mother forced it to be pinned to her arm.

I was frightened when I heard the story. I asked a lot of questions. Do you have any other clothes to wear? - gt; The clothes were washed and not dried. I was late for school and the time was tight. I couldn’t wear them on my chest. ? -gt; That doesn't comply with the school's dress code, did it bleed a lot? -gt; It started to bleed, but it was pinned to the top skin, and it stopped bleeding when we got to school, etc. Anyway, every question has an answer. Of course, I was still dubious, so she showed me the "scar" on her arm. As I grew older, I realized they were just two small red moles. The sequelae left for her was that she did not dare to get good grades in the exams, and was afraid of being pushed into a position of greater responsibility.

When I went home and told my mother about it, all I got was a bland "She was teasing you." But when I thought of the expression of hatred on Xue's face, I still believed it silently in my heart. Later, when I met her mother on the street, she didn't dare to say hello and had to take a detour. When she was invited to her house, she didn't dare to go.

Since then, my mother has always told me as a joke, saying that I am naive and easy to deceive, and she is always worried that I will suffer a loss. It must be true. Otherwise, if everyone had received fraudulent messages on QQ, why was my account stolen? Afterwards, I was beating my chest and telling my friends about it. It looked very realistic. How could you tell? "Because...my heart has more eyes than yours"d=====(￣▽￣*)b