Are there any English jokes?

One day, when I came home from work, I found my wife Qiao Lin holding our six-month-old daughter and repeating "da-da". I thought to myself, it would be great for her to choose "dad" as our child's first word.

A few weeks later, Jhlynn and I were awakened by a faint cry, "Da Da". My wife turned to get ready for bed. She said, "Honey, she's calling you."

One day, when I came home from work, I found my wife gently putting our six-month-old daughter in the cradle and repeatedly saying "Dad-Dad". Oh, that's sweet, I thought. The first word she chose to teach our baby was "Daddy-Daddy".

A few weeks later, my wife and I were sleeping soundly when we were suddenly awakened by a small cry, "Dad-Dad". . . . I turned over and went back to sleep. . The wife said, "honey, she's calling you."

Two men are chatting in the office bathroom. One person is telling another that he and his wife had quarreled. "Finally," he said, "I made her kneel and beg."

"What did she say?" This colleague asked.

She told me to come out from under the bed.

Two people are chatting in the lounge. One person is telling another that he and his wife had quarreled. He said, "Finally, I succeeded in forcing her to kneel down and beg me."

The other was curious: "How did she beg you?"

"She begged me to get up quickly."

1. Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer

Teacher: Please talk about it.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.

2. Fishing nets

"Can you tell me what fishing nets are made of, Ann?"

"Many small holes tied together with ropes," the little girl replied.

fishnet

"Ann, can you tell me what the fishing net is made of?" The teacher asked.

"Fishing nets are made of many small holes tied together with ropes," the little girl replied.

3. New teacher

George came back from school on September 1st.

"George, what do you think of your new teacher?" His mother asked.

"Mom, I don't like her because she said that three plus three equals six, and then she said that two plus four equals six ..."

New teacher

On September 1 day, George came home from school.

George, do you like your new teacher? Mom asked.

"Mom, I don't like it, because she said that three plus three equals six, and later she said that two plus four equals six."

4. Physical examination

In a physics exam, Nick finished the first question quickly, while his classmates were still thinking hard.

The question is: when it thunders, why do we see lightning first and then hear thunder?

Nick's answer: Because our eyes are in front of our ears.

Physics examination

In a physics exam, while the students were still thinking hard, Nick quickly answered the first question.

The question is: Why do we always see the lightning first and then hear the thunder when it thunders?

Nick's answer is: because the eyes are in front and the ears are behind.