Such jokes make women happy.

Such jokes make women happy:

1, magpie said goshawk: conceited, aloof, poor mass base.

Goshawk said magpie: There is no principle in speaking. Say what you see, and be a good person everywhere.

2, crows say sparrows: love to gossip, like to take other people's right and wrong.

The sparrow said to the crow: Don't say auspicious words, don't attract people.

3, canary said parrot: imitation ability can be called first-class, and the spirit of innovation is seriously lacking.

The parrot said canary: the voice is passable, but it is too colorful.

4. The owl said woodpecker: woodpecker. At the same time, it also sent out? Dangdang? Noise.

Woodpecker said owl: turning a blind eye is suspected of conniving ugliness.

5, the goose said that the swan: so ambitious, unrealistic, empty name does not grow meat.

Swan said goose: pigsty is ideal and vulgar, with a big belly.

6. The duck says the goose: If you don't talk about style and don't love your hometown, go wherever it is good.

The wild goose said that the duck had no ambition and never left the small pond at the door in his life.

7, the chicken said that the crane: the foot pole is too thin and too long, out of proportion, and at first glance it is morbid deformity.

Crane says chicken: short and fat, which is a disgrace to birds.

How to make women happy? Joke 2:

First, interesting career.

1. Mosquito: I work in a small hospital, specializing in injections.

2. Bee: I am a flight attendant, and it is very hard.

3. Butterfly: Look at my costume, I still don't understand, dancer!

4. Dragonfly: Driving a helicopter, the ideal is to become an astronaut.

5. Spider: Open an online shop and eat and drink!

6. Ant: Alas, a little porter is miserable! When is the end!

7. Mouse: I am carefree these days, and petty theft is very comfortable.

8. Cat: I used to be a grain depot manager and retired for many years.

Second, funny thunder language:

1. parrot: I just spend time chatting with others to learn a foreign language.

2. Hippo: Julia? Roberts is nothing, I am the real beauty with a big mouth.

Peacock: I will never charge for watching my performance? Screen opening fee? .

4. Panda:? Pandas burn incense? Of course I didn't do that.

5. Gecko: It is easy to climb the wall of the Forbidden City, but difficult to climb the network firewall!

6. Bat: I am a veritable ultrasonic guerrilla.

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