How many wonderful reasons have you heard to borrow money from your friends?

I believe that many children in my life accept money from friends. Now let me look at the wonderful reasons I have experienced before to borrow money.

1. abortion. I don't know why the word abortion has become synonymous with borrowing money. My friends borrow money from me for their children, their cats and their dogs, not to mention that I am very opposed to abortion. Just say that you people who have abortions have anything to do with my pregnancy? Why does everyone want to borrow money from me? Also, the amounts you borrowed were 288,388, 188 respectively. How is it so consistent with the recharge amount in the game?

I once had a buddy who told me that I wouldn't give her 50 yuan for a meal in case of emergency. Then in the evening, he told me to lend me 50 yuan for emergency, and I gave him another meal. So, I cooked him about five meals. Finally, when we borrowed money from me again, I told him, buddy, this is not an emergency, it is poverty. Of course, all this is based on the fact that I didn't speak ill of him before I knew that he spent all his money on games.

I will give it to you tomorrow. I once met a man who told me to lend me 500 yuan and give it to you tomorrow. Then he told me to lend me 1000, and I will give it to you tomorrow. Up to now, 1 1 years have passed. I wonder if I met a liar at the beginning. Should I call the police first and then call the police?

There are many great people in my life, and there are many great ways to borrow money. Someone kept crying to me without telling me the precepts, so I couldn't bear to cry and gave him hundreds of dollars. In a word, life is beautiful. I can pay to prove that I still have money, but I want to tell them that it is not difficult to borrow it again, brother.