Homophone jokes (healthy)

Q: Where do users like to shut down their phones the most?

Answer: Ningbo

Q: Why?

Answer: "Sorry, the user you dialed (Ningbo) has shut down." . .

Q: Where do mobile phone users like to go most?

Answer: Jilin Tonghua

Q: Why?

Answer: "Sorry, the person you dialed is currently on a call

Village meeting

There was a meeting in a village. Due to the homophonic pronunciation, the village chief said: "Rabbits, Xiami "Comrades and fellow villagers, please don't talk. The meeting is now in session." The host said, "Please pickles, pickles, and pickles." (Now let's ask the township chief to speak.) The township head Said: "Rabbits, shrimps, today's rice is eaten by dogs, and everyone is a big bastard." (Comrades and villagers, today's rice is enough, let's all use big bowls)