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What are some of Li Boqing’s classic commentaries?

The classic passages of Li Boqing's storytelling include:

1. An old man was drunk and was sent to the hospital for infusion. As soon as he opened his eyes, he asked: "Doctor, Is it Tuopai or Quanxing that you gave me?”

2. I had a disease when I was 4 years old. The doctor said it was a night travel card, and I didn’t even know if I killed people at night...

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3. Little sister, we basically don’t have any big problems. It’s just that my mother-in-law and I haven’t gotten along yet.

4. I must not be afraid of you, oh, you can have paws on your stockings, you are a great person, you are an artist, you are so noisy, even a green onion, you are willing to sacrifice others, Oops, half a year ago your kid couldn't even afford soma. You forgot about it when you stole other people's briquettes a few years ago!

5. Friends, if you have any difficulties, just ask, except borrowing money.