Tanabata funny goodnight words.

The article introduces that Qixi is our traditional Valentine's Day, so we should pay attention to it. The following funny good night words on Tanabata are for your appreciation.

A funny good night on Tanabata 1, the best Tanabata gift: a female colleague gave me a pack of paper towels before work at night, saying it was a Tanabata gift to save me some money.

2. If you want a woman, you have the priority of weaving, crossing the magpie bridge and having children.

3. Really, let Tanabata pass 0: 00, and old people like us will wait for the Double Ninth Festival.

4. hey? What is Tanabata? 7.7 Is it binary or11.11? Is it still Singles Day? Do you know binary?

5. A girl broke up with her boyfriend after receiving roses and found that it was cash on delivery. The man insisted that he didn't send flowers!

6. I have a wish: a short message or a phone call tells me that I will accompany you this Valentine's Day, ok?

7. I hope that on Tanabata, my sister paper that loves me can send me a rose, and my Chinese paper that loves me can send me a chrysanthemum.

8, the evil new society, how come there is no arranged marriage, I am still single today!

9. I heard that Tanabata is coming, but what about me! ! Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me.

10, Tanabata is here again! The first part: envy and jealousy; Bottom line: emptiness, loneliness and cold; Horizontal criticism: paralyzing my singleness.

1 1, Tanabata, others open a room, we open black; Others look at each other, we are online; Fuck others, we gank the happiness of others' first love, our monster killing; Others go to the cinema and we go to the highlands; Others dismantle the set, and we dismantle the tower; Others buy a group, and our group eliminates passers-by on the street: buy a bunch of flowers! We asked passers-by: buy an eye!

12, Tanabata is almost Valentine's Day. Just now, after I went downstairs for a stroll, my boss asked me: Does Mr. Wang buy flowers? Why buy flowers? Buy flowers for your girlfriend. Oh, how many flowers can you buy for your girlfriend? Then the boss silently took them back. . .

13. Don't ask me how to spend this Tanabata Valentine's Day this year. I really want to skip, skip and muddle along. But I still admit cowardice, and I just feel sad.

14, a dog on Tanabata!

15, is Qixi A the brand of shoes?

16, you can drink on Tanabata! La la la!

17, I gave my heart to you unconsciously. From then on, I am no longer myself, just another you, a you who loves you forever. Love needs no words. Valentine's Day is coming in China. May our love be the most beautiful.

18, the clouds are clear, the sun is shining after the storm, love is behind the concern, and reunion is after the separation. Cherish everything, you and I will join hands to grow old. Happy Tanabata, sweet love.

19, Yue Lao distributed karma on Lucky One! Single reception is approaching, lovers receive the best love, and married people receive happy families! I wish you a happy Tanabata!

Meeting you is accidental, liking you is not sudden, falling in love with you is a matter of course, and thinking about you every day is a habit. Tanabata feather lies in Meiyuan, Viagra looks up to the sky at midnight, Cowherd and Weaver Girl wish far away, and infatuation with fish and water will always accompany them.

A funny goodnight on Tanabata 1. Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata? Nima, will I become a dog? !

Don't send photos everywhere to show your love on Tanabata. It's not good to hit your face.

3. I will take a screenshot of who shows love among friends on Tanabata. If you marry someone who is not ta in the future, I will give you the photos in a red envelope!

My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata, and I said a few words lightly. Skip? .

If you feel lonely on Tanabata, turn off the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

6. Be cautious about the relationship after Tanabata. Who knows whether to find a father for the child?

7. Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

8. It turns out that a person will die on Tanabata: one+night+seven = death.

9. Tanabata is here. At 4 pm, the florist smiled. In the evening, the owner of the hotel smiled. The drugstore owner also smiled the next day. A month later, the doctor at the maternity hospital also smiled.

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10. On Tanabata, single friends team up to go to the movies and separate their seats one by one!

1 1. Tanabata, no gifts, boyfriend, maybe there will be the same paragraph.

12.？ Is Tanabata still alone? Half a person. I'm afraid to scare you, okay?

13. God is fair to everyone. Since he let you spend Singles' Day, he won't let you spend Tanabata.

14. The Qixi show Ai En is nothing. She can rob me on Singles Day.

15. In the past few days, there have been storms, lightning and thunder. Don't panic, because there are too many men swearing in the state of Tanabata, so it is normal to thunder all the time.

16. Ask the world what Tanabata is, that is, kill single dog.

17. Don't tell me happy Tanabata, and don't ask me where I'm going. I'll just play Lianliankan at home and kill a couple.

18.？ How to spend this Tanabata? Laugh it off, of course?

19. Just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the magpie bridge because of excessive excitement, and Valentine's Day on Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.

20. I'm so nervous to meet my parents on Tanabata today. After all, I hit his son first.

I heard that Tanabata is coming, but what about me! ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me. Nobody wants me.

Second, the best Valentine's Day gift: A female colleague gave me a pack of paper towels before going to work at night, saying it was a Valentine's Day gift, which saved me some money.

Third, the Tanabata disaster couples' final collection: 1, telephone reservation hotel big bed room. 2. Slap someone else's boyfriend in the street. 2. Go to the cinema and buy all the odd seats. 3, take a small needle to the supermarket and tie the TT. 4, selling flowers in the street, when you meet a couple, say: buy a bunch of flowers for your mother! 5. I don't check out when I eat, pointing to someone else's boyfriend and saying: My ex-husband is married. 6, on the QQ friend impression, the man wrote: ex-husband. The woman wrote: the mother of the child.

Fourth, blind date is distribution, love is direct selling, and throwing hydrangeas to attract relatives is bidding. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

The true story of Qixi Valentine's Day. A male friend, having an affair and a married lover. On Qixi Day, he received a short message from his lover:? Honey, roses are expensive today, so don't buy them. I give you what my husband gave me, and you can take them to your wife. ?

What are you going to do on Valentine's Day? Passing by, skipping, crying, laughing, eating, drinking, drunk, crazy, sleeping, sad, avoiding, skipping, drifting, afraid, but talking, chasing, missing, avoiding, seeing, hearing, thinking, smiling, passing by, playing games, renting and locking up in Weibo.

Seven, when the Weaver Girl came down to the world to take a bath, she got to know the Cowherd and performed a love story that made the gods cry. Zhao Linger took a bath outside, met Li Xiaoyao and staged a fairy tale. This incident at least tells us that there is no chance to take a bath at home, and he must take a bath outside.

Eight, the old man distributes karma among the lucky ones! Single reception is approaching, lovers receive the best love, and married people receive happy families! I wish you a happy Tanabata!

Nine, Tanabata is here again. . . The first part: envy and jealousy; Bottom line: emptiness, loneliness and cold; Horizontal criticism: paralyzing my singleness.

Ten, really, let the Chinese Valentine's Day pass after 00, and old people like us will wait for Chongyang.

A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl by the hand and said? I love you. ? The little girl said, can you be responsible for my future? The little boy said. Sure! We are not one or two years old! ?

Don't ask me how to spend Valentine's Day on Qixi this year. I really want to skip, skip and muddle along. But I still admit cowardice, and I just feel sad. . .

13. Think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, and finally subtract the number in your mind and add 5 17. This result represents what I want to say to you!

Fourteen, you drag, you drag, you are Zhu Bajie reborn, except for a piece of meat, the rest did not bring, no one buried when you died. Happy Valentine's Day!

Fifteen, a dog on Tanabata!

Sixteen, when I have the right, let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, let Shenzhou VI be your special plane, let China Grand Theatre be your karaoke room, and let Hangzhou West Lake be your swimming pool. Isn't that interesting? Happy tanabata!

I hope my sister paper that loves me can send me a rose and my Chinese paper that loves me can send me a chrysanthemum on Tanabata.

Eighteen, men and women should be equal, except of course married. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

Nineteen, according to what you gave me? Send? Those? Information? Show that you want me to open yours? Documents? . I have one for you? Pentium? what's up Core? . Mine? Hard drive? Download from the website? Data? Both? I love you? . Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

A girl broke up with her boyfriend because she found that she had received roses delivered to her door. The man insisted that he didn't send flowers!