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He is a humorous writer.

Question 1: The composition "Ha, he is a man" (humorous and interesting) Ha, he is really interesting.

"Ha ha ha ..." The students were teased by the naughty Lin Zesen again! I saw Zesen twisting * * *, with his hands in orchid fingers, standing on tiptoe, pretending to be charming, screaming and saying, "I am a little girl, a beautiful little girl ..." He also blinked from time to time. This time, the students laughed more happily, some leaned forward, some leaned back, and some laughed out of breath.

Speaking of this Lin Zesen, he is really a famous naughty boy in our class. He often plays a lot of jokes. I remember once, Lin Zesen made the teacher angry and made the students laugh. At that time, the social teacher was in class, and Lin Zesen was a typical monkey who could not sit still. He played in the east and west for a while. I don't know where he got the origami pistol. He squinted at his left eye. When his right hand lifted the paper folding pistol, there was a beating sound. After a while, he got bored again and picked up a piece of paper and stuck it on his forehead. He turns to look at his classmates from time to time. He looked at it carefully and almost made people laugh. It actually says "old man with two guns". Alas, he can't do anything about this naughty boy! The teacher found that Lin Zesen was still making an "O" shape with his "Oh" mouth, shouting there. The teacher is angry and will go out when he is pulled up. Now Zesen dare not mess around and beg for mercy. However, before long, he began to giggle again.

After class, Lin Zesen's funny "talent" was brought into full play. Lin Ze jumped up from his seat as soon as class was over. Throw your head back and swagger out of the classroom. After a while, he ran back to his seat, grinning and huddled up. As long as Lin Zesen laughs, everyone who sees him will laugh. He's so funny! In class, if the class is too boring, he always creates some atmosphere. He opened his mouth wide, gave a "wow" and made a "squeaky" sound, as if his mouth were about to drip.

Lin Zesen's classic movements cannot be ignored. I saw him shaking his legs, one on the other, with a pen in his finger, pretending to be carefree. Then, "plop" * * * sat down on the ground, muttering "My * * * ... hurts." Unexpectedly, for an instant, he smiled like a face-changing, with his mouth wide open and his tongue long. The students had to laugh again.

Lin Zesen is really interesting! Can you not laugh when you are with him? You see, when Lin Zesen saw that I was going to write about him, he clenched his fist and shouted happily!

Question 2: I am a humorous person. A long time ago, several young people went to eat, but they had no money, but they deliberately ate delicious food.

As long as the boss asks for money, he says it's too expensive, then he makes trouble and stops giving money.

After eating chicken, fish and eggs, how much is the boss, a penny, ah! It's too cheap. If it's cheap, give it to me.

A few young people, look at me and I'll look at you. A penny is really not expensive. This plane can't be played Later, this story spread, called a penny for a penny to beat a hero.

Question 3: Humorous people also need model essays. My uncle is a humorous person. He is tall and thin. He has short black hair, a handsome face with bright black eyes, and a high nose makes him more energetic. My uncle is very knowledgeable and often educates me with humorous language. I remember doing a math problem once. I was too lazy to think about it and asked my uncle. My uncle looked at it and said, "If you use your brain carefully, you can find the answer." I said coquetry: "I thought for a long time and didn't come up with it." Uncle, just tell me how to calculate it! " "My uncle said unhurriedly," Don't worry, I'll tell you a joke: Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to be a famous artist, but he didn't study hard or study hard. I heard that an old gentleman was knowledgeable, so I tried my best to invite him home and said respectfully, "Please do it, sir, and I'll buy a collar pad." The old man inexplicably asked, "What are you doing buying a summer mat?" "As the saying goes, it is better to study for ten years than to listen to you. I bought a cushion to wrap up what you said. Isn't it better than studying for ten years? " I am ashamed to hear this joke. My uncle asked again, "Do you need me to explain?" "No need, uncle." I said with a red face. I hurried back to my room and buried myself in this problem. From then on, I will think hard when I encounter problems that I can't solve. If I really can't, let my parents remind me. Although my uncle only told me a joke, it made me understand the truth of studying hard and studying hard. I remember another time, my uncle accidentally saw the word "Yue" I wrote, and felt that the word "Yue" I wrote seemed to be different, but it looked like the word "Japan". But my uncle didn't correct my mistake immediately, but improvised a joke: a stupid student just learned the word "Yue" and forgot what it meant, so he looked it up in the dictionary. I came across a word "day" and said in surprise: I haven't seen it for a few days, but I didn't expect the word "day" to become thinner! After listening to this story, I have to feel ashamed and regret that I didn't study new words seriously. I seldom write typos after that. I like my uncle very much, especially his humor. Because he educated me in laughter, I benefited a lot on the road of growth.

Question 4: A humorous person writes 500 words about him, and he is a famous figure in Class 3, Grade 5! Do you want to know who he is? He is the laughing king of our class _ Cao Scout! To talk about him, it's really three days and three nights!

"Tong Tong" is not tall, but pale, as if he had just climbed out of the washbasin. The face is smooth, just like splashing water on ice. My eyes are bigger, big enough to see jokes in my head, like a pampered prince, but very funny.

Once, he scolded a girl, and the girl was anxious and ran after him as fast as school. When I came back, I saw him sweating profusely and asked, "What's wrong with my brother?" "I _ I, today I compete with the' chartered girl' in that class." Out of breath, he said, "At first, I beat her to pieces, but that' chartered woman' yelled at me from a distance with a long-lost' lion roar'. Fortunately, I have practiced kung fu for 250 years and have a deep foundation. I greeted her and roared forward, and the result was not good. " I finally ended that trick with another trick, "the wind goes away." "Just finished, we have been laughing my head off.

When she came to her senses, the girl came again and dragged him forward. Before he was dragged away like a lamb meeting a tiger, she did not forget to say to us pitifully and tragically, "Friends! After I die, I will donate my legacy to boys who are bullied by girls. Remember, you must sue the court! So I can die with my eyes closed and boys all over the world can be liberated. Don't commemorate me too much, just go to my grave and bow a thousand times a day. " Then there was a scream. Suddenly, there was another burst of laughter.

If you want to know the great achievements of "Tong Tong", you can go to my class and listen to it!

Question 5: A humorous person writes 400 words.

Around me, there are clean people, unruly people, unreasonable people and humorous people. By the way, the funniest person in my memory is my aunt. What happened to my aunt now makes me want to laugh. Sometimes I wake up laughing even when I sleep. On a sunny morning, I went to my aunt's house to study. At this time, my uncle went to my aunt and said carefully, "Give me some pocket money! No money! " Said and handed the aunt's wallet.

Aunt slowly took out a 50-cent bill from her wallet and handed it to her uncle. I saw that his eyes widened and he looked at the change as if to say, "It's really change!" "Then a dime ticket came out. Seeing this, we were all amused. I think the change should be five yuan and ten yuan. I didn't expect my aunt to take out a dime ticket Such a small ticket is not often spent by us children, let alone adults.

! Aunt took out one piece after another and took it four times before she took out ninety cents. Wow! Not even a dollar! At this time, my uncle deliberately pouted and said, "Why are there so few?" ? There are more beggars giving alms than this! Aunt said humorously, aren't you going to change? I'm just giving you change! Uncle said: "ninety cents is not enough to take the bus!" Not enough for a bottle of mineral water! Not enough to buy a bag of steamed bread! " After listening to the aunt, she finally took out two pieces of ten yuan and gave them to her uncle, who picked up the money. "That's more like it," she said and left with a smile. Aunt, how humorous!