Small jokes suitable for kindergarten children

1, my son invited some classmates to play at home. As an enlightened parent, I regard them as friends, chat with them about games and life.

Later, when I went out to buy food, I heard someone outside the door say, "Your father is really something, and he is finally willing to leave."

The tiger caught a rabbit and was about to eat it. The rabbit is crying, your majesty, you can't eat me! The tiger smiled: please explain it moderately. Rabbit: If you eat it, I will break my promise to the wild animals, because you advocate a harmonious jungle. Tiger: We use different dictionaries. In my dictionary, harmony means that when I eat you, you must be emotionally stable.

Qiang Qiang was walking in the street, and several children ran past him.

Qiang Qiang felt a pair of big hands holding up his ass, and he was slightly shocked.

Qiang Qiang turned back angrily and saw an alligator.

I said to myself, "I'm going to teach you my lifelong skills.

You help me clean up those little p kids ... "

My little nephew came to play at home two days ago. I let my three-year-old son compete with my little nephew to recite ancient poems.

The little nephew scrambled to say, "I'll give you a question, and I'll give you a difficult one."

The son said, "I'll give you a woman!" " "

5. When my son came back from the exam, he said, "Mom, how can you reward me for getting a hundred points in the exam?"

Mom said, "How about a reward of 100 yuan?"

The son said, "I got 50 points. Please give me fifty yuan first. "

6. After dinner, Dad lay on the sofa watching Weibo.

There is a cup of new tea on the coffee table.

Not long after lying down, my son ran over and took a long drink with a teacup.

Then his mouth purred.

"Did you rinse your mouth with the tea I just made? I didn't take a bite. What a waste, isn't it? " Dad said grumpily.

The son bulged his mouth, looked at his father with wide eyes, and then spat the tea back into the teacup.

"Dad, it's not a waste!"

7. The teacher said, "The pig is a very useful animal. Its meat can be eaten, its skin can be made into leather, and its hair can be made into brushes. Now who can say that it has other uses? " "Teacher," a student stood up and answered, "its name can call names".

Teacher Li: "Hey, since I taught this scum class, I have found that I am more and more artistic?"

Teacher Wang: "Don't those who are infected by school scum only know how to play and become free and easy?"

Teacher Li: "I mean, I became like Da Vinci, painting eggs all day!" " "