Humorous phrases

1. The bird is very big. There are all kinds of Woods.

The garden can't be closed in spring. I drew an apricot out of the wall.

Everyone else is pretending to be serious. Then I have to pretend not to be serious.

Rogues are not terrible. They are afraid that hooligans have culture.

Driving is not difficult. I'm afraid there are new people.

Please respect yourself, my guest. My little girl only sells herself, not technology.

7. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

8. A man's lies can deceive a woman overnight. A woman's lies can deceive a man for life.

9. Water can carry a boat and overturn it. You can also cook porridge.

10. Successful women are not afraid of shame.

1 1. What a wonderful Olympic Games.

12 speed up these days, or you can't catch up with the heat when you eat shit.

13. There are many roads in the world. If there are too many people, there is no way.

14. Go to Beijing every month.

Another one:

1. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be Tang Priest;

The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird.

People.

The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

OK,

I am not a casual person. It's not a person if you casually get up.

6. A woman is not decent. She is decent because she is seduced.

Not enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because of betrayal.

The chips are too low. ...

7. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

9. Clear water means no fish, and people are invincible!

10. The lowest goal of a college student: peasant woman, mountain spring,

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Three:

1, I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

2, life is really fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

3, study hard and want to go every day!

It is better to spend money "on the same day" before spending and after spending.

5. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women come!

6. Are the leaves leaving because of the pursuit of the wind or the failure of the tree to stay?

7. Some people are just so ignorant. If you don't fuck, he won't know you're his father.

8. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

9. Buddha said: "Looking back 500 times in the past life, you have to pass once in this life." I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.

10, what can I do to kill your lover? ...

1 1. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

12, the internet is like a prison. I stole it from my wallet, so I know everything when I go out.

13, Nu Wa shoots every day.

14, brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. Whoever touches my brother will strip his clothes!

15, I'm an actor. I turn my eyes when I see a beautiful mm. ...

16, God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"

17, I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

18, I lost my appetite when I saw you. What about sexual desire?

19. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

20, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...

2 1, the failure of others is my happiness!

22. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

23. People who are born not afraid of death are not born, so don't pretend to be TM!

24. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!

25. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

26. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

27, rich people, people without money are difficult!

If I were a girl, I would fall in love with myself. ...

29. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!

30. What is the world? The sage replied, "Waste!

3 1, I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

32, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me!

33, hooligans are not afraid, they are afraid that hooligans have culture. ...

34, guest officer, please respect yourself, the little girl only sells herself, not herself.

35. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

I have something to do as a secretary, but nothing to do as a secretary.

You give me a love, and I will repay you!

38. teacher Just follow that old woman!

I love you! What do you care?

40, yours is mine, mine is mine!

4 1, not bad! People are forced out.

42, time is like cleavage, as long as a squeeze, there is always!

43. * * * What to do, mate!

44. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!

45, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.

46, commitment is like "fuck you", it is often said that it is difficult to do!

47. My wife calls me a third party!

48, like is a touch of love; Love is deep love!

49, people are not obscene and young!

50. I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person …

5 1. The bird is very big. There are all kinds of Woods.

52. The garden cannot be closed in spring. I drew an almond out of the wall.

53. Everyone else is pretending to be serious. Then I have to pretend not to be serious.

54. Rogues are not to be feared. They are afraid of being literate.

55. Driving is not difficult. I'm afraid there are new people.

56. Water can carry a boat and overturn it. You can also cook porridge.

57. There are many roads in the world. If there are many people walking, there is no road. ...

Four:

2007 Spring Festival Evening Catchwords

1) hype is not as good as stew. ..

2) The lowest leader ..

3) You are so talented.

4) I used to be too careless. I've become smarter since I ate the rooster that laid eggs.

5) A cock that can lay eggs, a cockfight among cocks, oh yeah.

6) Toad is lying on the road, and you pretend to be a camouflage jeep.

7) The water in my hometown is so sweet! The water in my hometown is so sweet! Drinking too much water at home also makes me panic! I'm full. When I lift it, I can water the flowers! -Feng Gong

8) Last year, you picked up a free electricity meter, which ran faster than Liu Xiang. -Li Jindou

9) Why is your mouth as loose as the waist of cotton trousers? Said our the rooster lay eggs, doesn't mean that I'm pregnant? -Zhao Benshan

10) lay your own eggs and let others talk! -Song Dandan

1 1) A bad wife is a regular Bob! ! ! A good wife is a bunker. Keep the clock ticking, Bob! ! ! Go to sleep, something will happen sooner or later. -Huang Hong

12) I'd rather believe in ghosts than stupid mouths of men. Jin Yuting