The jingle about campus life should be funny, not abusive~! 20 points!

The sun is shining high,

I am going to school,

The bird is chirping when it sees it,

Why are you carrying explosives on your back? Bag.

I want to go to the World Trade Center,

Bush doesn’t know.

I put down the explosive pack and ran.

With a bang, the World Trade Center disappeared.

The robber in the first grade;

The thief in the second grade;

The chick in the third grade has no one to accompany him;

The handsome guy in the fourth grade Groups;

Love letters from fifth graders are flying all over the sky;

Mandarin ducks from sixth graders form pairs.

(Excellent students)

The class is serious, and the get out of class is lively; miscellaneous tests are unexpected, but doing well in the test is a constant; homework is easy, and all correct is simple The results are heart-warming, and graduation comes sooner or later.

(Poor students)

They don’t listen in class and disappear after class; doing well in exams is unexpected, but rewriting is a constant; there are a lot of homework, but they don’t write You will be scolded; your grades will be disappointing, and graduation is out of the question.

It was a white Sunday morning, and there were rows of old men picking up rags. The police gave instructions and rushed into the garbage dump. Broken shoes and socks were flying everywhere. ． ．

In my mind, my teacher was the most cruel to me, always leaving me until seven or eight o'clock

When I got home, my father was the most cruel to me, always beating me until my nose was black and my face was swollen

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XXX's fart

Shocking the world

Coming to Italy~~~~

The king of Italy is watching a play

Smell this fart

Very satisfied

Whoever farts loudly becomes the principal

Whoever farts loudly becomes the professor

Whoever farts loudly becomes the principal It doesn't sound loud and doesn't stink, it shows who has the most backward thinking

Two soldiers were sent.

Chase this fart,

The fart is flying in the sky,

People are chasing it on the ground.

Spring sleeps without waking up

Mosquito bites everywhere

At night there is a flood

The house is washed away`

The top class monitor actively took a watermelon rind and cut it in half during the holiday. The top class monitor is finished

Test, test, test, the teacher’s magic weapon,

Points, points, points, The lifeblood of students.

Copy, copy, copy, our trick,

Hit, hit, hit, this is the rule of thumb for parents.