The latest three-and-a-half funny lines

The latest three-sentence and half-funny lines are as follows:

1. Good evening, colleagues. Welcome everyone to come, no matter how well you speak, don't run!

2. I am cheerful and everything is fine. When I go out, there will be a god of wealth. I won the lottery and opened the gift package. Damn it, soap!

3. In a word, you talk nonsense about big and small issues. If there are similarities, don't shout, who dares!

4. The leader is considerate and thoughtful. Manager Lu personally delivers seasonings and peanuts and mustard tuber, which is quite handsome!

5. Let's come to the party tonight. We are not afraid to get drunk after drinking a thousand cups. No matter whether he is tired next year, he will sleep after drinking!

6. Let's say three and a half sentences today. If we don't speak well, we won't eat. It's our first time, adding to the confusion!

7. Our program has finished. Please give us more opinions. There are queues of wonderful programs. Retreat!

8. The year before last, we praised "Four Flowers". This year, we praised beautiful women. Others don't praise themselves. Don't joke!

9. It's another wonderful year. Happy New Year. I wish you good health and always laugh!

1. A pair of small hands become skillful, and the handwriting is just good. It's amazing to make everything!