A really humorous joke

1, pick up girls, either take the heart or the kidney. If you walk with your heart, you lose, and if you walk with your kidney, you lose.

2. The life of a good-looking person may be a biography, a novel or an essay. And you can only be a joke.

3, friends, don't sigh the ups and downs of fate. Because the earth is unbalanced, there are rivers; Because of the imbalance of temperature, everything grows in spring, summer, autumn and winter; Because of the imbalance of life, you and Wang Sicong came into being.

4. In some people's eyes, the so-called respect means that you respect me; Democracy means that you agree with me; The so-called feeling is my personal feeling. The so-called communication means reaching an agreement; The so-called agreement is that you come and agree with me.

At present, the white car is the first car in the wedding procession, followed by a group of black cars, which is said to be a lifetime together. The black car behind has never understood what to say. I didn't know until I got married. I always start with the old, and then go all the way to the black.

6、? Your son has the same vision as his father, and he can choose people? This sentence is great. It praised all four people!

Wang Feng, aged 7.44, proposed to Zhang Ziyi, aged 36. Then when you go home for the Spring Festival this year, your relatives will tell you a truth: Don't be too picky, or even if you are as beautiful as Zhang Ziyi when you are old, you will only get married three times and have two children.

8. I'm afraid the most successful man in China is the little-headed father. He has a full-time wife, a precious son and a villa on the second floor. He doesn't need to go to work very much, just accompany his son to twitch every day.

9. Is unrequited love the stupidest thing in the world? No, there is something more stupid than unrequited love, called mutual unrequited love.

10, after finding a boyfriend, be sure to be nice to him. Don't bully him and hurt him. After all, he is blind.

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