Hedgehog is acorn's father? It turns out that there were also some players in ancient times!

In our impression, the ancients were always serious, either worried about the country and the people, or worried about the iron horse, or they were just and awe-inspiring. In short, there was no Stephen Chow-style teasing, and their lives were too serious and lacked humor.

But in fact, the ancients also wrote jokes and arranged sketches, and their humor surprised you. Let's take a look at the masterpieces of these ancient people:

Hedgehog and Oak Bucket

There was a big bug that wanted to feed in the wild, and when he saw a hedgehog lying on his back, it was called a meat bowl and wanted to grab it. Suddenly, the hedgehog rolled his nose, and he was scared to go away. He didn't know how to rest until he was sleepy and sleepy in the mountains. The hedgehog let his nose go. The blade suddenly rejoiced and walked under the oak tree. When he bowed his head and saw the oak bucket, he whispered sideways, "I hope you will avoid the road when you come to see the sage!"

When a tiger was looking for food, he saw a hedgehog sleeping on his back. He thought it was a piece of meat, so he decided to eat it. Unexpectedly, the hedgehog rolled his nose and couldn't shake it off. So running all the way finally walked to the mountains. The tired tiger fell asleep. When he woke up, he was very happy to see that the hedgehog was gone. Unexpectedly, when I walked under an oak tree, I met an acorn with a shell. The tiger learned his lesson this time and said to the acorn carefully, "I met your father this morning. Now please make way for me."

The so-called "once bitten, twice shy" is not only an animal, but also a human being. Do you get more frustrated when you encounter setbacks or stay away? There is no right or wrong, but your choice determines your life.

shrimp and hemp are afraid of punishment

Ai Zi floats in the sea, stays on the island at night, hears someone crying underwater in the middle of the night, and listens to it if it is repeated.

He said, "Yesterday, the Dragon King gave an order:' All aquatic animals should be killed.' I am also afraid of punishment, so I cry. Why are you crying when you have no tail? "When I heard something, I said," I'm lucky to have no tail today, but I'm afraid I'll pay more attention to current affairs. "

A man named Ai Zi was adrift on the sea, moored at the edge of an island. At night, he heard crying and dialogue in the water. Only one voice said, "Yesterday, the Dragon King gave an order:' All the tails in the aquarium should be cut off'. I am a crocodile, and I cry for fear of being killed. You are a toad and have no tail. Why are you crying?"

another voice said in tears, "I don't have a tail now, but I'm afraid to investigate the fact that I was a tadpole for a long time."

It seems that the word "Zhu Lian" is deeply rooted in the hearts of the ancients, including not only "Zhu Lian Jiu Zu" but also "Zhu Lian past". No matter on earth or in the celestial world, the king is a god-like existence, and a careless one may dig up old scores for you, so it is understandable for the ancients to live cautiously.

wearing a top hat

it is common to flatter people and say that they like wearing a top hat. If there is an official of the Beijing dynasty who is an official outside, go to another teacher. The teacher said, "It is not easy for foreign officials to act, so you should be careful." The man said, "someone has a hundred high hats, so you can give one to the right person, so you won't be at odds."

The teacher said angrily, "We are straight with people, so why should we be like this!"

The man said, "How many people are there who don't like to wear a top hat like my teacher?"

Shi Zhuan said at the beginning, "Your words are not ignorant."

when he came out, the speaker said, "I have a hundred high hats, but now I have 99."

people call people who like to flatter their faces "wearing a top hat". There is a Beijing official who is going to be a local official. Before going to his post, he said goodbye to the teacher. The teacher said, "It's hard to be an official outside, so you should be careful." The man said, "Don't worry, teacher, I've prepared a hundred tall hats and I'll give them to everyone, so I probably won't encounter any trouble."

The teacher said angrily, "We are honest and fair people. Why should we do this?" The man said, "How many people in the world like you don't like wearing a top hat?"

The teacher couldn't help nodding and said, "Your words are not unreasonable." When the man came out, he said to others, "My one hundred tall hats are now only ninety-nine."

This Beijing official didn't fool around in officialdom for nothing. Little flattery made the teacher so happy that people who claimed to be honest couldn't stand the flattery of others. The weakness of human nature came to the fore. This ancestor's ability to wear a top hat still goes back to ancient times in modern times.

The life of the ancients was far less comfortable than we are now, but in ancient times, when personality was suppressed, there were still some people who didn't want to follow the rules, leaving us with many humorous stories, which made us feel the life behind the stories while laughing heartily.