A 300-word joke composition for the third grade of elementary school

A colleague went on a business trip to other places. The local colleagues were very hospitable and held a banquet in a private room of a special hotel that night. More than a dozen men and women chatted non-stop after they sat down, and only one person was ordering food. After ordering, everyone is asked for their opinions: "The dishes are ordered, is there anything you want to add?" ?

In this case, in Beijing we usually ask the lady to tell the names of the dishes that have been ordered. So a friend from Beijing said: "Miss, please report me." ?

The lady glanced at him and made no move. ?

"Miss, please report me!" The buddy was a little anxious. ?

The lady’s face turned red, but she still didn’t move. ?

"What's the matter? I want you to report that you didn't hear me?" My brother is really anxious. ?

A female colleague quickly smoothed things over: "Miss, please report everyone one by one, ah." ?

The lady mumbled and asked: "Then, then... just Is it okay to hug a woman instead of a man?" ?

"Pfft!" A female colleague next to me sprayed a big sip of tea on the person in front of me. More than a dozen people laughed together, and the lady was even more at a loss. ?

It’s time to serve. Let’s serve the mixed noodles first. A large plate of rapi was served, followed by several plates of toppings, sauces and the like. The lady was not paying attention when serving the food, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. The buddy also deliberately teased Mengzi, pretending to be gloomy and asked the lady: "What should I do?" ?

The lady said calmly: "Whatever you do is fine." ?

< p>"Then what do you say we should do?" ?

"You can do whatever you want?" ?

"Then what do you usually do here?" ?

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