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What is the company's year-end dinner show?
Background: Map of Italy
Situation: 6 gangsters, 6 policemen and 2 hostages (unaccounted for).
Gangster A: I have entered this area.
Gangster B: Go, go!
A group of gangsters jumped into the map of Italy like flies or mice. There were maze-like houses and silence everywhere.
Gangster B: Potato, potato, I'm broad bean. I am broad bean. Please answer your position! Over 100.
Gangster A: The password is incorrect. The password is incorrect. Please re-enter. Over 100.
Gangster B: * Didn't you agree on this password? Over 100.
Gangster A: That's the password for the last level. It is said that a policeman infiltrated our team this time. Please use an alternate password to prevent internal intrusion. Thank you. Over 100.
Gangster B: You bastard, your father is a tomato and your mother is a sweet potato. How did you produce such a potato?
Gangster A: The password is correct. I lurked by the stairs.
Gangster B: Please briefly explain the contents of this mission. I fell asleep during the meeting. Over 100.
Gangster A: You obviously took a shit. Over 100.
Gangster B: Anyway, please tell me the content of this mission. Thank you.
Gangster A |: That's right. I don't know which two idiots were kidnapped by us. We want us to help them find a young lady if they eat and drink. ...
Gangster B |: Shit, why didn't I go to this task?
Gangster a: put p! If he wants us to find us, we will. Did you give the gangsters face? I hit him. After being knocked out by me, we are going to take hostages to ask for the password of nuclear weapons and carry out the task of destroying the world to the end.
Gangster B: It turns out that the task of destroying the world is so simple. Shit, I thought it was no big deal. By the way ... Isn't that a stupid lantern job?
Gangster A: Destroying the world is only our superficial task. Our real task is robbery.
Gangster B: You told me. My specialty is robbery. My mother and father fell in love in a bank robbery.
Gangster A: What happened?
Gangster b: well, with me, they rob banks even harder because they have to support their families. As a result, they were shot and both became butterflies and died.
Gangster A: Unfortunately ... Cut the crap! What we want to rob is a rare treasure in the world, which has set a Guinness World Record. It's mouth watering to think about it.
Gangster B: Is it a diamond or a gold mine?
Gangster A: It's a pizza made by an Italian famous shop, with a diameter of three meters. It is full of precious spices and smells charming.
Gangster B: Stop it, my desire is burning.
Gangster A: Shh, shh. Footsteps passed me.
Gangster B: Who is the pastry chef who makes pizza?
Gangster A: (Shouting into the intercom) Are you fucking finished? !
Gunfire broke out and footsteps were in chaos.
Gangster B: Potato potato, are you still there?
(Silence)
Gangster B: Please answer, please answer! I am in a hurry. Are you still alive? We have lost four gangsters. If you hang up, I think I'll surrender, and I'll lose half if I surrender automatically. ...
Gangster A: You are so fucking annoying.
Gangster B: (beaming) Great, you're still alive. I'm worried sick. Come on, tell me, who is the pastry chef who makes pizza?
Gangster A:/ fainted
(At the moment, it is a burst of disorderly gun. )
Gangster A: Broad beans, broad beans and potatoes are called broad beans. Over 100.
Gangster B: What is it? I'm not available now. I'm going to shit.
Gangster A: I have an emergency here. The police have found me squatting here with awp sniper, and they are attacking me. Call for backup!
Gangster b: that's right ... I got up in the morning and passed by here. I haven't brushed my teeth. I can't accept what you said now. Although I have a good impression on you, nine times out of ten things in the world are not satisfactory. ...
Gangster A: Beauty, super beauty! There are beautiful women in high fork swimsuit.
Gangster b: I'm coming.
Two bandits met at the stairs, and there were countless winners when they met. )
Gangster A: You are so fucking slow. You almost died just now.
Gangster B: Where are you? How can I just hear your voice and not see you?
Gangster A: I'm behind you.
Gangster B: There is only a broken tree behind me.
Gangster A: I am the broken tree!
Gangster b: I don't believe it. This tree is definitely not human.
Gangster A: Your name is Gangster A, your mother is a robber, and your father is also a robber. Now you are a hooligan. On the surface, your task is to destroy the world. In fact, you're going to grab the most delicious pizza in the world with us. You're 8 years old and you're gangster B, and your favorite person will be me. Although I am a tree now, I am actually a super beauty.
Gangster B: Stop it. I believe. Jump down from the tree.
Gangster A: You pig, how many times have I told you that I am the broken tree!
(After taking off the mask, he changed from a tree to a man with a gas mask and went to the gangster B.)
Gangster b: where is the beauty? Where's the high-fork swimsuit?
Gangster A: Shut up. Come with me to save the hostages.
Gangster B: (with tears in his eyes and trembling voice) You, you, you lied to me. So you lied to me, and you hurt my pure feelings.
Gangster A: Don't bother me to sell you to Yang Lan as my husband.
Gangster b: no! I will listen, please don't call me a rogue and a liar!
Gangster a; Come with me.
The two men came to the police's lair to explore the situation. )
Gangster b: what happened?
Gangster A: They have taken hostages. Saving hostages and their lives is an arduous task.
Gangster B: Did they mistreat the hostages?
Gangster A: Fortunately, the situation is better than we expected. They just let people samba for entertainment.
Gangster B: (gnashing her teeth) These inhuman people. ...
Gangster A: Why are we like policemen and they are like gangsters? Is there a mistake? Hey, repeat the conversation.
Gangster b: there is no time. All right, I'll throw some flash bombs, and then we'll rush in while it's chaotic.
Gangster A: My awp can't fight at close range. You have ak47, you go first.
Gangster B: That's true, but you have to contribute some light and heat, right? No matter whether it is bitter or not, think about the Red Army's 25,000; Are you tired? Look at my little sister Zhao Wei.
Gangster A: Come on. I'll follow you with the desert eagle, okay? This pistol cost me my last penny.
Gangster B: That's settled.
(gangster b throws two flash bombs, and suddenly smoke billows and his vision is blurred. )
Gangster A: Why did you throw your shiny egg in front of us? * I can't see anything. You pig-headed loser!
Gangster B: At the moment I lost it, I suddenly remembered that I had severe strabismus and flash. But I still threw it away, because I always felt that looking at the world from another angle would be clearer than before.
Gangster A: Pay for your mother! I once had a good chance to be a policeman instead of a gangster, but I didn't cherish it. Wait until you lose it before you regret it. The saddest thing on earth is this. If God gives me another chance, I will never be a gangster with this pig again, never again! If I have to add a deadline, I hope it is-ten thousand years!
After the smoke from the flare disappeared, two people found themselves surrounded by police. )
Gangster b: (facing a policeman with live ammunition) Wait, wait, surrender, lose half. Don't shoot.-Captain, it's me!
4. Do you think you are Peisi Chen in the leading role and supporting role?
Gangster B: (All smiles) That's, that's the gangster who asked me to take a message for you. As long as you are willing to surrender, there will be many golden beauties!
4: (angrily) daydreaming, you rascal! Brothers, go for me!
Gangster a: wait! Our accomplices buried the explosives in an unknown place, and only we knew. Don't kill us if you want to live.
4: (hesitates and asks the gangster in a low voice) Is it true about the Golden Beauty?
Gangster B: (also whispering) Come here and I'll tell you where the gold is buried. ...
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(gangster A holds a pistol on 4' s head, and gangster B clapped his hands proudly and walked leisurely. )
Gangster a: hand over the hostages, gangster a.
Gangster b: (help) hand it over!
Gangster A: Or I'll kill the captain!
Gangster B: (Say something) or I'll lose your mother!
Gangster A: Are you a little professional?
Gangster B: Can you be professional?
Gangster A: Cut the crap! I was talking about you. Bring the hostages here quickly.
Gangster B: Cut the crap! I'm going to save the hostages.
The two hostages have become numb, dull and idealistic because of their long-term hostage role. )
Hostage A: Why do I feel like goods instead of people?
Hostage B: Including this sentence, a * * * is only two lines.
Gangster B: Shut up! Come with us.
Gangster A: On the count of one, two, three, we will run as soon as the captain releases us.
Gangster B: I think it's safer to take the captain.
Gangster A: Idiot. You see, the captain is much fatter. Do you want to die with him?
Gangster B: That's right. You take the hostages first, and I'll cover.
Then start counting to one, two, three.
Just as the captain was released, there was a gunshot. The police jumped up and down like monkeys and kept shooting. Gangster b was shot for rest.
Gangster A: Broad bean, broad bean, what's wrong with you?
Gangster b: no way. You go first.
Gangster A: No, no, it's not true. When I open my eyes, you are still that energetic punk who likes to shit! Tell me it's not true.
Gangster b: I'm dying. I already feel death smiling at me. His hands are cold and strong, trying to pull me away from you.
Gangster A: Don't die, just the two of us. We have the hostage, and we will get the pizza soon. Cheer up!
Gangster B: Let me tell you a secret ... A long time ago, when we were gangsters in the dust, I knew you were a woman. Gangster a, you are a beautiful woman. Even if you wear a gas mask, I can still feel your beauty and cuteness. I fell in love with you. I pretended to shit at the bandit fighting meeting, but I actually wanted to peek at your thigh with wp outside ... it's useless, and it doesn't support the perspective function ...
Gangster A: Breathe, breathe. Hang in there, and I'll get you out of here. I don't want hostages or pizza. I want you to live.
Gangster B: Why are you crying? Don't cry, don't cry. Your tears hurt my heart like bullets. Be good, don't cry.
Gangster a; I've always called you a loser, but I love you! Only when a woman falls in love with a man can she be so cruel to him, especially a stupid man. Gangster b, I love you, please don't die, don't leave me.
Gangster B: The police are coming. They are fierce and won't let you go just because you are a beautiful woman. This is a world of kings. If you don't want to kill others, others will want to kill you. You should learn to protect yourself. I can't secretly protect you after you. Gangster B, protect yourself, okay?
Hostage A: Why do they talk so much nonsense?
Hostage b: I don't know. It's all adrenaline.
Gangster a and gangster b: shut up! That's bullshit! We will shoot the hostages!
Gangster B: (affectionately) Promise me a request, will you?
Gangster A: (trying to hold back tears) I promise you.
Gangster B: Let me see your face and take off your mask.
Gangster a: ok.
(A breeze blew, which shook the long hair scattered by gangster A)
Gangster B: You are beautiful, really.
Gangster a: (crying)
Gangster B: I have one more request. (fumbling for something from his pocket) This is my last and last Internet fee. Please give it to xxxx telecom company for me ... (after that, I cocked my head and hung up completely)
Gangster A: (Staring at gangster B's body, standing up slowly, turning to the chasing police, holding up the desert eagle)
Bang!
Hostage A: I knew she would kill herself. Just like the Monkey King tried to commit suicide after listening to Tang Priest's nagging.
Hostage B: Why do I feel that the number of our lines exceeds the standard?
Hostage A: The policeman grinned to celebrate the victory.
The bodies of gangster B and gangster A are lying on the streets of Italy, far away, as if the light of sunset is shining on them. No one knows whether this is a killing game or a love game. Perhaps the essence of love and killing is the same: loss and gain.
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